A Scanner Wokely

@pavrock.bsky.social

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A man who needs no introduction.

Chuck McGill submitting his testimony against the ASU frat leader
Double double toil and trouble
A comment I left on a schizo post on Nextdoor
A black Scion TV with a license plate reading 420 DDY
That one ST:TNG alien with the meme language
Wikipedia article about the baseball player who got hit by pitches the most times
Very suggestive name for these straws
Imagining the beautiful shirtwaists
The classic I Heart New York logo.
The most popular Halloween treat, among a big pile of junk.
I decided to make some homemade peanut butter cups
I just want to grill bratwursts for gods sake
A little purple potato with a sad face. His friends in the background are mogging him
A neon yellow fanny pack with the word PARTY on it. Might as well say SEARCH ME
The disgusting characters in Fred Meyer's contemporary advertising. They look like if Junji Ito made Fischer Price Little People
During the Bray Wyatt (RIP) vs Randy Orton match, images of bugs and worms were projected onto the ring for some reason
A tragic mistake
Durum wheat that I found in my garden box. I have never planted wheat before.
Arizona Tea, a product that normally costs 99 cents, being sold for 68 cents
Iconic photo taken of a helicopter evacuation during the Fall of Saigon. This is what giving codes to mutuals feels like.
A diagram of prohibited activities on Oregon state beaches. No selling seashells.
The cover of the Spy vs. Spy video game for the NES. This was the first result when I Google Image Searched "spy vs spy" because their algorithm knows that I am a dreary nerd.
A screenshot of a Santa Claus on TikTok Live that I took today
The Officer Down! meme but with the word Senator crudely scrawled onto it.
"Dr. Carmella's Guide to Understanding the Introverted" an extremely stupid comic that made the rounds about a decade ago. Basically it pretends like introverts are some kind of exotic species or race rather than just folks who lack people skills. Trust me, I'm doing you a favor by not transcribing.
Pouring grease down the sink. Plumbers hate it too!
A dark gold beetle on a yellow flower
Crude clipart of a tennis ball with a lit fuse sticking out. A trap for the world's dumbest dogs. Let's hope it works.
Picture of the day the sky turned purple.