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@pawbitey.bsky.social

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25 | he/him | disabled stoner furry 🍁 chronically sick, physically thick ❤ @oreoowo.bsky.social ❤ store owner of Gateway links: https://pawbitey.carrd.co/ 18+ POSTING - NO MINORS 🔞

brown mackerel tabby cat staring at the camera with wide eyes and open mouth. it looks very shocked at whatever it is seeing
meme of a white haired cat yelling with their pink mouth wide open, the camera hiding their eyes from us. a white text bar at the top has black text saying "RAAAAAAAAAAAGH" in bold font
screenshot from secondlife of a compaq computer and monitor sitting on a desk with a wooden door behind it. the monitor is lit up with a windows 98 desktop with 3 windows open. window one is cctv footage of a gas station and two customers standing impatiently at the freezer section. window two is jerma985 posing with "we are fucking under attack!" in italic font. window 3 is a white furry posing next to text saying "HOT SINGLE FUZZY DRAGONS IN YOUR AREA!"
screenshot of dialed.gg website. i ranked 25,599 out of 176,894 people. my score was 45.43/50. the website blurb is "tetrachomat or obsessive? either way, maybe go outside."
google weather app screenshot that is saying it is -16C in my area with light snow. small text says it feels more like -26C. a red box at the bottom sates we are under a winter storm advisory in southern alberta
photo of a mackerel tabby cat glaring at the camera with a very unamused look on her face. her green eyes have huge pupils due to meds she is on.
cropped screenshot of a Hastings Entertainment mascot, a man made of different colored blocks with a flat texture, having a comic speech bubble saying "all alone on a friday night?" in front of it
edited meme of a lifted truck with huge wheels and blinding headlights tailgating an undefined hatchback car
screenshot of my chevy car radio telling me it feels like -10C outside
photo of a mario kart world case i took at game stop. it has a yellow sticker on it that says USED and a price of $99.99 CAD
a brown mackerel tabby cat getting her ears pulled back by a white man's hand while laying on a bed. her eyes are huge and goofy looking while her ears are pulled back like this. you can see pillows and sheets in the background.
photo of a brown mackerel tabby staring just above the camera with wide green eyes.
cropped screenshot of the google weather app saying my local weather is cloudy and it feels like -26C outside.
a meme of a cat staring wide eyed at an IR camera. a white box at the top of the meme has black text saying "looks at you with my autistic eyes"
picture of a mackerel tabby cat looking slightly below the viewer with blank, dull eyes. the tabby cat is doing a modified kubrick stare because she is a gremlin.
front-facing selfie of a brown mackerel tabby cat having her ears pulled backwards for her to make an exaggerated wide eye look at the camera. she is a weirdo who likes it when you pet her rough like this. you can see part of a man's body in the background wearing a graphic hoodie and ripped skinny jeans who is grabbing her head gently.
a small mackerel tabby cat looks off in the distance with a grimace on her face. her ears are tilted back and she looks grumpy as hell. she IS thinking evil thoughts.
picture of Lay's Turkey Dinner chip bag. font is a fancy ornamental version to show it is limited edition.
mack truck from cars grinning with an open mouth at the camera with white font that says "It's nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself can't fix"
cropped screenshot of the google weather app. the temperature is -6C but feels like -10C. the weather conditions are cloudy. at the bottom of the screenshot is a little chibi frog hanging up clothes on a clothesline in front of their mushroom house
picture of a 2015 chevy cruze with the hood open. coolant is spilled all over asphalt underneath it while the engine has white smoke pooling off it.
photo of vin diesel wearing a black sleeveless tank top and staring at the camera. on the left of him is text saying "It's Boypussy Thursday. Are You Boypussying?". Also for some reason it looks like Duke Nukem is half-transparent in the background with his arm thrown over his leg and staring off-centered towards the viewer
low quality photo of a black cat staring at the viewer with huge eyes that are wide as hell
photo of an OBD II reader showing error code P0420. it states there will be a threat to essential system components if not repaired as soon as possible
screencap of a tweet. text at the top says "this is how i feel every day on this barren earth" while a photo of a puppy covered in mud with a disgruntled look is below it.
low quality picture of a virginia opossum staring right at the camera while sitting on their haunches. the possum is blown out by the flash photography. Italicized text with a dark outline is at the bottom of the image. it says "i just need to lock in"
screenshot from snapchat. a dark bathroom is illuminated by an open toilet glowing a neon teal green. the black translucent bar in the center of the screenshot has white text that says "Do not eat the shrimp from Walmart"
photo of a brown and white striped tabby cat. the cat is faceplanting into a checkered blanket while their lower half remains standing. white font with black outline states "I will nap... *thunk* HERE."
a Vaporeon plushie with a closed smile on its face is hit by a giant stream of water. the photo is taken with flash photography to add to the humor of the photo
low quality picture of a human skeleton sitting at a pool. the skeleton has their legs submerged from the ankle down. white font at the top states "me waiting for it to pass" with an additional watermark on the left "@stopcallingdorablind"
an opossum sits in red and brown leaves with a neutral look on its face. white text with a black border is in the middle of the picture and it says "it's finally autism"
a white hamster sits in a pink barbie car wearing pink sunglasses. there are lens flare sparkles and bright bloom on the image. gradient font says "the horrors persist, but so do I"
american opossum screaming with a wide open jaw in a bit of a blurry image. white text with a black outline is labeled at the bottom of the image. it says [screaming begins again]
chubby brown seal with big round eyes staring off center of the camera. white text with black outline states ":3 (full of rage)"
screenshot from secondlife. in the middle of the frame is a white human avatar wearing the ruth head. the ruth head looks off into the distance while having uncanny facial features. there is dramatic lighting making the foreground light stand out on the avatar.
ms paint drawn cartoon cat chugging a green monster while black text says *glug glug* off to the side
blurry low-resolution image of a mackerel tabby cat staring blankly at the viewer while sitting in a cat carrier
screenshot from the Alchemy viewer depicting the Graphic Presets window. 5 graphical presets are listed in alphabetical order in this said. the list of presets is High Fidelity, Medium Fidelity, Optimal FPS, PBR On, Photography (PBR).
possum staring at the camera with wide eyes with white font in the center "violent impulses"
edited screenshot from secondlife. in the center of the photo is a white anthro dog who stands on a skateboard while checking his phone. on his left is a Target and on the right is a long line of stores. circular lanterns hang on strings down the whole block.
photo of a tabby cat laying on the ground with her front paws extended out in front of her. she's looking up at the camera while laying on her side.
a skeleton is laying in a white bed. the cover is tucked up over their jaw with only half of their head sticking out. they have a hand and wrist sticking out of the covers holding a badly photoshopped bottle of generic ibuprofen. a white speech bubble coming from their head says "This can fix me."
cropped screenshot of my bluesky follower and following numbers. both of them are 279 currently.
screenshot from Steam of my Elite Dangerous playtime. i played 43 hours in the last two weeks and my total playtime is 123.8 hours.
low quality picture of a zebra standing on a beach near the tide. it is standing still and staring off into the distance. white text with a black border saying "MAN" is centered at the top.
edited screenshot from Secondlife. a masculine anthropomorphic boar with dark shaggy hair stands in the center of the screenshot. he's wearing a crop-top with a decal (peppa pig behind the Thrasher band logo tinted blue and pink) on the center and black jeans with a matching belt. the boar is tapping his right index finger against the side of his head while chewing on a chain coming off of his glasses. he makes indirect eye contact with the camera.
louis from family guy stares desperately at a pill bottle with an empty label.
opossum with white head fur stares intently at the viewer with giant eyes. black bordered white font says "violent impulses" in the center of the image
eminem throwing three moss balls at your face
screenshot from secondlife. zoomed-in camera view of the martian mutt head showcasing black smudged mascara.
Screenshot of the Happy Rez Day email I received to commemorate my account turning 12 years old: "Paw, it's your 12th Rez Day!" There is a white cake covered in multi-colored ice cream cones sitting on a round blue table with streamers in the background and the text "HAPPY REZ DAY" in the center. "Second Life is fun, weird, and always evolving, but the magic ingredient is YOU. The vibrant worlds you build and the sense of community you provide for others is simply priceless. Here's to another year of imagination and experiencing the impossible. -The Second Life Team" The bottom of the email then compares my milestones to the average resident: I've visited 513 regions, teleported 678 times, and my longest login streak was 38 days. In contrast, the average resident visited 101 regions, teleported 393 times, and only has a login streak of 3 days.
screenshot from secondlife. zoomed in camera angle on the martian mutt dog head showcasing smudged eyeliner on a plain white skin.
a windows desktop environment with a green gradient background and grey taskbar at the bottom. two windows are open, one being a screenshot from secondlife depicting the prettyVILE gremlin head looking off-screen. the gremlin is wearing black eyeliner. the right window has text stating "Gremlin Eyeliner - Contains: Two Types (Tintable and Black) - Tattoo Layers & Textures - Info Notecard"
screenshot of really scuffed webpage that is broken with stretched graphics, broken buttons, and all white background
cropped secondlife screenshot of a brown brindled cow furry staring down at the camera with his chest popped out. he's wearing a black bralette, fishnets underneath black shorts that have a large belt and chain attached, and matching arm and leg warmers.