Pbanj

@pbanjin.space

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Friendly neighborhood sandwich. Need something modded or repaired? https://shop.pbanjin.space Want to learn a little about me? https://shop.pbanjin.space/about It costs nothing to be nice. Just trying to provide some amusement to brighten your day.

I just had the best joke.
So as I sat there cleaning the tweezers I used to clean out a bong so it could go into storage. As I'm doing this I think to myself "my weed tweezers..........my weezers"
Then I think to myself: "this will be great"
I say to my wife: "hey these have been dissing you"
she just stairs at me like wtf.
I go "they're my weed tweezers, my weezers".
She continues to stair
I tell her to think about it.
After a min I go: "I don't think they look like buddy holy though"
Her: "mother fucker"