Maddie (delicious, nutritious)

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Rich from Red Letter Media wearing one of the Star Trek Discovery Klingon uniforms that's just leather all the way up to the neck. He looks like the costume is giving birth to a man through the neck hole.
Screenshot of a tweet from Giles Coren. Reads "Because I'm a paedophile." 10 Dec 24.
A bunch of squashies: a pink and white chewy confectionary that look a bit like erasers.
Spock looking down at what looks like a phone, then up again in disapproval.
Letterboxd recent activity, with Game Night, Big, Mannequin, ans War of the Worlds (2005).
Cropped screenshot of the text Coyote vs. ACME | Final Trailer, except it's in some weird Impact-esque font.
YouGov's favourability tracker for Keir Starmer, starting with pretty close favourable vs. unfavourable ratings early on before becoming much, much, much less favourable two years on.
Ulysses 31 title card.
Spider-Man meme. "I support arresting Benjamin Netanyahu, who is a war criminal." "Ultimately, it's not about Prime Minster Netanyahu and Israel -- it's about arresting Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio in the future if they ever travel abroad." "I already said I support it, Tom Cotton. You don't need to sell it to me."
She-Ra gearing up to do some cool sword shit in front of a door. Glimmer's looking at her like the most excited little goblin, just waiting to see some cool sword shit.
Huntara and some unnamed also-muscular woman giving each other flirty looks in a bar. Adora's weirdly crouched behind them so you can just see her head, giving them a very lesbian look.
Dipper Pines: This is worthless! 🙂
A bowl fo spaghetti covered in parmesan with prawns, lemon, and some rocket and tomatoes.
A mockup of a book cover with a blue-ish star field and a yellow glowing outline of a whale and a bowl of petunias. The title reads "æ gide hgratis-hmachòcette dye galacsien" by Douglas Adams. "Fòloum oine yæ htriolac â pimp".
A set of four tiny chair backs for doll furniture, paired with only three chair seats.
Restorative Breeze, 2W Instant Reveal any number of cards in your hand. Gain 2 life for each card revealed this way. If you reveal three or more lands gain 2 life and return Restorative Breeze to your hand.
An-Havva Lutist, G Summon Folk G, T: Target creature with power 2 or less cannot be blocked this turn. “Life is for dance and wine, paladin. Fear is for folk who haven’t enough of either.” —Ilsena, An-Havva Matron 1/1
A tiny kitchen counter, with drawers and an oven, a sink with a towel draped on the edge, and a hob with a kettle and the frying pan on it. The whole thing is about 9cm long.
Some chocolate coins.
A tiny model of a frying pan with food resting on the back of my hand.
A (by modern standarts) low-poly low-res 3D room with an altar and a stained glass skylight.
Hexen II main menu.
transphobia 0/0
Spock looking as though he's looking at a phone, and then looking up in disapproval.
The cast of the 80s Dungeons & Dragons cartoon.
Cropped Bluesky post: "They're building data centers because there is ENORMOUS demand for frontier LLMs. Please get off Bluesky and spend 10 minutes using fable 5 or 5.5 Codex."
Muted words list with "ketamine" at the top.
A collage of custom MtG cards.
Toast from Bee and Puppycat doing a thumbs up next to a picture of herself doing a thumbs up with "do not serve" written underneath.
Map of Oghuz languages distribution.
Hanako from Asobi Asobase standing at her desk. Subtitle reads, "Watch this, you popular sluts."
Screencap from The Catillac Cats (subtitles added by me). A stuck-up looking poodle saying "...we'll have to inform the proper authorities."
Text in the style of the Magic the Gathering logo. "Everyone's going to think my DIY cards are shit. I even put Rampage on a couple of them. Yeah I know it sucks, I just think it's neat."
Old Doctor Who title card: Gentlemen, I have bad news... This room is surrounded by film.
Selfie of Maddie outdoors, looking dishevelled. She has long hair and glasses and is wearing a white top and a black mesh cardi.
Fake Star Trek DS9 Title. "Commander, I need a runabout. It's for terrorism."
FAKE Star Trek DS9 title. "While trying to trick an employee into having sex with him, quark travels back in time and joins a little boy band called the Beatles"
Fake Star Trek TOS title screen. "What Yonder Soul Doth Go Hence... A Brother??"
The clone political candidates from Futurama.
Ethan Bubblegum Tate from Futurama. Caption: "Hello, lawsuit."
A collage of custom Magic: the Gathering cards.
Notepad screenshot with a draft of a magic card effect: ~ comes into play tapped and with 3 charge counters on it. Remove a charge counter from ~, T: Add {M}. At the end of your turn, if there are no charge counters on ~, it becomes a world enchantment in addition to being a land. Treat it as though it had come into play this turn. (Whenever another world enchantment enters play, activate this card's Revelation ability and bury this card. ~ gains "T: Add one mana of any color" and "Revelation — [color appropriate end of turn effect]".
Three books. The Iliad by Homer translated by Robert Fagles, The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas, and Pokémon Adventures Collector's Edition volume 2 by Hidenori Kusaka and Mato.
Three fantasy paperbacks with fully illustrated covers. Shards of a Broken Crown by Raymond E Feist, Domes of Fire by David Eddings, and The Power That Preserves by Stephen Donaldson.
A custom MtG Card. Badlands Onulet, 3 Artifact Creature - Construct T: Add B or R T: Sacrifice this creature. When this creature dies, add BR and again 2 life. 2/2
The title screen for the original EGA version of Loom.
Meegan, flipping the bird.
Mac from It's Always Sunny saying "Oh my god! That's disgusting. Where?"
Team Rocket (you know the ones) as they appear in The Power of Us.
Tweet from @InternetHippo: New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
A collage of custom Magic: the Gathering cards.
Two sugar-coated sweets that are made up of rainbow coloured stripes.
Exodia the Forbidden One.
A collage of twenty custom Magic the Gathering cards.
Yachiyo from Apocalypse Hotel
Windows 98 screenshot with the launch menu for Pharaoh, in front of a desktop wallpaper with the Tenchi Muyo gang at the pool.
86Box emulator screenshot showing the Windows 98 default desktop.
86Box emulator screenshot showing Windows 98 setup.
Cerveza Cristal in the Dune font.
Bobby Hill saying "...okay."