Peachy King

@peachyking.bsky.social

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An email stating “Hello from Coney Island Clown Skool Hellooooo from Coney Island! I am honored to write to you today to let you know that we have reviewed your application, and we would be delighted to have you join us at Coney Island Clown Skool 2025 this September 14-21.”
A 992-piece puzzle showing a wall of hanging flower pots on a garden fence. Left to right there’s a bike, a cat, and a blue Adirondack chair with a yellow cushion and more flowers on it.
A photo of a bruised foot and ankle on top of a brightly colored dress with geometric patterns.
A drag king with short, curly hair snarls at the camera. Their facial hair is visible as well as their chesticles in a red houndstooth dress
A calendar page for the month of April. There is a red dot on every day except the 4, 5, 7, 14, and 29. The red dot means that’s a work day on the calendar.
Dr Doofenshmirtz speaks to a dog sock puppet in front of a wall of robots. Doof says “If I had a nickel for every time someone called me Dr King after giving them drugs, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice”
A drag king in a space-age costume with a jock strap, fishnets, and goth stompy boots hovers horizontally with their hands on the ground. Red lighting washes over the photo
Chubby gray and white cat makes biscuits on a gray blanket. One back leg is raised up in the air
WHAMAGEDDON THE RULES THE 1ST RULE The objective is to go as long as possible without hearing WHAM's Christmas classic; "Last Christmas". THE 2ND RULE The game starts on December 1st, and ends at midnight on December 24th. (Yes, we're European heathens) THE 3RD RULE Only the original version applies. Enjoy the fuck out of remixes and covers. THE 4TH RULE You're out as soon as you recognise the song. BONUS RULE Post on social media with the #whamageddon hashtag when you get hit. PVP While we can't stop you from deliberately sending your friends to Whamhalla, the intention is that this is a survival game. Not a Battle Royale. So don't be a dick, mkay?