Hey Sailor

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Former peacock trainer

A heavily armored knight gazing at the blue butterflies flying around him. Bonus Phoebe Bridgers.
Selections from my music library: Real or Imagined by James Horner, followed by Real Real Real by Jesus Jones
Silver tabby kitteh laying next to a black and tan longhaired Chihuahua puppeh
Bette Davis and Maggie Smith looking terribly, terribly interested in something
Samoyed with its tongue in full DERP position
The cast of Friends, featuring Xander Harris as Ross, Cordelia Chase as Rachel, Buffy Summers as Monica, Angel Angelus as Joey, Willow Rosenberg as Phoebe, and Daniel Osbourne as Chandler. Also pictured - Rupert Giles as Mr. Treager.
A young Rowan AtkinsoMG WHAT IS ON HIS HEAD?!
A drunk raccoon, passed out face down in the bathroom of a Virginia liquor store
Four manicured fingers, painted deeeep blue
Four chihuahuas in a pile
Closeup of a Boston Cream doughnut decorated with a piped green frosting tree with sprinkle lights and star
Anthony Geary as Philo in UHF
Four chihuahuas (2 grown, 2 4-month-old puppies) lying on a red blanket on a fuchsia chaise longue, in front of a Christmas tree with white lights
L-R Robin, Barry, Maurice Gibb
1955’s We’re No Angels, starring Humphrey Bogart, Aldo Ray, and Peter Ustinov
Grey/brown chihuahua puppy with white socks perched on the back of a fuchsia chair
Two grey/brown chihuahua puppies, laying with they brown/tan mama in a beige dog bed.
Jane Goodall as a young woman, holding a pair of binoculars in the jungle
Mildmay, a silver tabby, chilling with Aloysius, a black and tan longhaired chihuahua
Fat 6-wk-old chihuahua puppy dangling off the side of a dog bed in happy oblivion
Still from the 1962 Twilight Zone episode “Nothing in the Dark” in which a young Robert Redford faces the camera with his right hand extended
5-week-old silver/brown chihuahua puppy WITH HER WHITE FEETSES AND TIPPY TAIL OMG SQUEEE standing next to a Lamb Chop stuffie
5-week-old silver/brown chihuahua puppy chewing on a Lamb Chop stuffie
Two humans, four chihuahuas
Chrissy, a 4-week-old silver/brown chihuahua puppy, objecting to the flash. She is laying on her mother and brother.
A lifecast model of Boris Karloff as The Mummy, propped up against some random theme park detritus, wearing a jaunty fuchsia sombrero.
Screencap of the New York Times’ Connections results page, showing a 365-day streak. THAT’S RIGHT BABY A WHOLE YEAR
The Iron Giant making a silly face
Painting of George Washington astride a white horse (don’t start). George is brandishing a sword at the viewer. The text reads “Have fun at work tomorrow, England.”
Skeet from Jacob Bacharach reads “Every French beach town has a little cafe called like Le Nautilus and every American beach town has a litle cafe called Scratchy Dick’s Big Slut Crab Fuck Shack.”
Tom Petty stands next to Johnny Cash in an undated photo
Photo of two medieval guard statues in an alcove — text reads “Contemplating that time in the 1520s, during the Ottoman siege, when Budapest was saved by Sam Elliot and Woody Harrelson”
Pencil drawing of a Victorian lady entering a room to find a ghost looking at itself in a mirror. The text reads “The relief you feel when you realise the weird house noises are ghosts and not shit you can’t afford to fix.”
Blond man (RUTGER HAUER!!!) in leather armor astride a black horse, holding a hawk
Prince, giving himself a finger-dimple while performing Raspberry Beret
Carl Sagan, standing in front of a backdrop of a galaxy
Title card from Donnie Darko
Still from The Man In The Iron Mask as Philippe (Richard Chamberlain) reveals himslf to his duplicitous brother, Louis XIV.
Lobby card of Richard Lester’s 1973 version of The Three Musketeers featuring L-R Porthos (Frank Finlay), Aramis (Richard Chamberlain), and Athos (Oliver Reed).
When I was young, I was poor. But after many years of hard work, I’ve become old.
Snowy tree, ground, and mountain, the peak lost in clouds
Three mickey mice, one caught in a mousetrap — left mouse is holding some device, has pointed mouse ears, wearing a blue shirt. Right mouse, wearing a gold shirt, stares in horror at mouse in trap, who is of course wearing a red shirt.
3 month old brown/blond chihuahua puppy sprawled in a puppy bed
3 yr old and 3 month old brown and blond chihuahuas relaxing on a red blanket covered chair
3 brown/blond chihuahuas sprawled on a bed — L-R 10yr old female, nearly 3yr old male, 10wk old male
Brown blond 8 week old chihuahua puppy
Michigan J. Frog
The cover of Depeche Mode’s Violator album
Mike Nesmith of the Monkees, standing with his guitar and waving at the camera with a goofy smile
5 week old brown/blond chihuahua puppy, mostly comatose.
4 week old brown and blond chihuahua puppy passed the fuck OUT
Pile of DVDs and Blu-Rays: Charade, Deadpool and Wolverine, both Dunes, Longlegs, and The Power of the Dog.
3week old brown chihuahua puppy curled up on my Pennywise t-shirt
Shiny brown chihuahua puppy with a very well-fed tummy
Silver tabby cat curled up with a brown and tan long haired chihuahua — in other words, mass hysteria!
2.5 week old brown chihuahua puppy, seemingly winking at the camera
Fingernails painted a dark blood-red color