Dan Gerstein

@pebby.net

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Game Director for Free Stars: Children of Infinity and cofounder at @pistolshrimpgames.com Formerly Toys for Bob (Skylanders, Madagascar, Tony Hawk’s Downhill Jam). Opinions are my birds’. he/him

An incredibly frustrating video of a giant opt out message covering the entire display of a website with no way to close it.
An absolutely abominable photoshop of sonic the hedgehog cover art with the viewsonic birds on his dumb finger and terrible subtitle text which reads “ViewSonic the Birdhog”
A video game man in a suit falling down the stairs while the text “#feelings” flashes
A pencil sketch of a series of squares with two arrows pointing either way. An oval in the middle says “OMG”
A screenshot of the game Beast Breakers. A cute cartoon cockatiel in a suit is talking to a mouse. The cockatiel, Dandy, says “Why, my father is adamant that those of us with privilege must pass it on to those who are less fortunate.”
A corrupted “Intel Inside” logo reading “incel inside”.
Two gray cockatiels and a computer mouse side by side on a desk, shot top down.
A really poorly done photo edit of a blue Chevrolet Impala with Vlad the Impaler’s hat and a halberd.
Batman comic meme where he breaks a gun in half but a toothbrush is being broken in half instead and he had a bunch of missing teeth and a gold crown. Batman is saying “THIS IS THE WEAPON OF THE ENEMY. WE DO NOT NEED IT. WE WILL NOT USE IT.” Sponsored by Oral-B.
A Steam Deck on a wooden surface with two cockatiels staring at its screen. One is nibbling the joystick. The screen is the store page for Free Stars: Children of Infinity
SATA PCI-E card sitting in a GPU slot
A pencil sketch of a very unhappy cat in a cone of shame dancing and wearing a tutu.
Screenshot of text from a Wordpress instance reading: 10,242 words, 54 minutes read time. Last edited a second ago.
A picture of a cat with a plastic human hand on its paw. The pointer and middle fingers are extended. The cat looks like it thinks it’s hot shit.
A very happy dog rolling around on the floor under a firefighter who is playing with it.
A firefighter going down that sick metal pole.
A happy person standing in front of a sign for a polling place.
A new kind of hell from Google
Two people stand next to each other wearing yellow shirts which say “pro skub” and “anti skub”. They start fighting. In the final panel of the comic, a nondescript jar of goo labeled skub is shown.
A robot mouth being manipulated by pistons with the video copy pasted very professionally with a lot of effort while a sick beat plays (also made with a lot of effort).
A rubbery looking robot mouth with pistons to control the length of the tube.
An image of the Magic the Gathering card, Rebirth. The illustration depicts people shocked at a bedridden person apparently coming back to life. Text reads: “Each player may be healed to 20 life. Any player choosing to be healed antes an additional card from the top of his or her library. Remove Rebirth from your deck before playing if not playing for ante.”
Business person in suit next to text which reads: IF YOU'RE 20-30 & Your main circle isn't discussing: - Opening businesses - Investing - Escaping the 9-5 - Fitness - Self Development! Then it's time to find a new circle. Your NETWORK is your NET WORTH!
Calvin and Hobbes 4 panel snowclone rip-off with father explaining for first three panels. Panel 1: “Playing with Windows? I’ll show you something interesting.” Panel 2: “The two types of Windows software are Xbox or Copilot. All software falls into these two categories. Teams? Copilot. Paint? Xbox.” Panel 3: “Explorer? Xbox. PowerShell? Copilot. Despite using it for work, Explorer is Xbox.” Panel 4: Calvin in bed losing his mind.
Communist cat meme. Cat with a red tint looking proudly forward with the hammer and sickle in the background.
CD-ROM of Marathon 2: Durandal with a glowing nebula art motif. Text at the bottom has the Bungie logo. Copyright 1995.
A pair of cherry headed conures on a cage.
Picture of a public park (Yerba buena gardens) full of tents and people with buildings in the background.
Build with agent toolbar panel from stupid VSCode, an IDE I actually liked until it asked if I wanted to chat with it.
Borat 2 tonite queen meme with a series of text messages reading: Install update tonite 👀 Install update tonight queen?? Install update tonite 👀
Yellow, lavender, and purple circular embroidered patch with a motif of stars surrounding an A shaped spaceship.
A person with a gray cockatiel flapping. Its tail is covering the person’s eyes and nose.
A happy cockatiel getting its cheek scratched by a hand
Person holding a cockatiel in one hand while another is perched on his shoulder. He wears a T-shirt that says “oh my god, what the fuck” around an American eagle in a red white and blue design.
Borat 2 tonight queen meme format with a series of text messages reading General strike 👀 General strike tonight queen?? General strike tonite 👀
Person in a parrot costume holding a sign saying “The Right Wing Cannot Fly”. Photo credit ProBonoPhoto.org / John Weekes
Venn diagram with Donald trump, final fantasy villains, and biblical angels intersecting in the middle with “says ‘the day of reckoning is coming’ like it’s normal”
Video of a cockatiel playing on a shiny label printer until it starts printing and he panics
Edit of the FFXIV title screen to say “Play Something Else. Fuck Outta Here. We are full.”
A cockatiel staring intently at a tablet displaying a stream of awesome games done quick’s Dark Souls run
Collage of a Dodge Ram, a battering ram, the Hindu deity Rama, a male bighorn sheep, and the Royal Alberta Museum
A giant pile of a single strip of thermal label backing paper.
Shiny sticker with a parrot’s face saying “have that meltdown, you’ve earned it” alongside a Spathi sticker. Both appear to be placed on the lid of a laptop
Picture of a cockatiel with the text: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
A dialog box from a game asking “Are you sure you want to cancel?” With two buttons that say “Confirm” or “Cancel”
Three panel comic by Cutbu. In the first panel, a barber asks how the seated client wants their hair done. In the second, they are shown a picture of a human face. In the final panel, the barber exclaims “Done” and the client has their hair styled into a replica of the face, looking like a face sitting on top of their head.
Plastic bag seal reading “microwave in bag. Washed and ready to use”
Edited ad image for a person wearing augmented reality glasses with the text edited to read: “Ray! Ban Meta! Fuck off, AI glasses!”
Model with augmented reality glasses an text that says: Ray! Ban Meta! Fuck off, AI glasses.
Jay Sherman cardboard cutout waving a book with text saying “buy my book”
Duke Nikes with the caption: “That’s a lot of words, too bad I’m not reading ‘em”
Man in parrot suit with sign saying “Trump can suck macawk”
Kasuga Ichiban smoking cigarettes and staring at his phone in a totally real game screenshot.
Happy and tired game developers pose for a selfie.
Top down photo of a cockatiel on a desk next to a hand on a computer mouse.
A cockatiel standing on a person’s head pulling their hair.
Person lying on a couch with 4 cockatiels.