The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️

@peetersteele.bsky.social

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Writer of comical smut. https://www.literotica.com/authors/TheJizzWizard/works/stories & https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheJizzWizard Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thejizzwizard +18 only NSFW account. 44 yr old she/her Lesbian

The hands of Homer Simpson holding a leaflet with a picture of the gates of heaven and the words "So You're Going to Die."
Bernard Black, asleep with a cigarette in his mouth. He is smiling. He also has cat ears.
Bernard Black with crudely photo edited cat ears. "My 40th Cigarette this afternoon. That deserves a star."
Sky Ferreira wearing a night dress with racy playing card pinup pictures on it. She is lying seductively on a bed with a Ken doll clambering over her tit and one on her thigh.
Patricia from Widow's Bay "I don't want a refund. I just want the person who did this to find out. And I dont want the person who did this to get into trouble, I just want them to learn from it."
10PM DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR BRATS ARE?
Sunset and Cocktails Patricia. She is wearing her red party dress and Baba Yaga style headpiece made from antlers, twigs and a dead fox.
Neon Genesis Evangelion Test. I am tied between multiple people. Pictures of Asuka, Karowu, Misato, Shinji, Gendo, Ritsuko and Rei surround a chart showing the percentage of my personality that matches them. Asuka, Kaworu and Misato are 100% matches. Shinji and Rei are 80%, Ritsuko and Gendo are 40%.
Patricia from Widow's Bay, played by Kate O'Flynn. She is dressed in a grey top with a patterned scarf. She has her arms folded and is smiling while standing in front of an old timey arcade machine (not a videogame) called Titty Twister.
"From the Desk of Mayor Tom Loftis. Widow's Bay: Renewed for Season 2."
The Autobot Blaster from Transformers, in a Jem and the Holograms repaint.
Lt. La'An Noonien-Singh as Princess Thalia
a blonde with pink haired woman dressed in fighter pilot gear from AC8
Tasha, the pink haired ace pilot from Ace Combat 3.
Filipino/British musician Towa Bird in a long dark coat, white shirt and tie. She has black curly hair. The outfit is reminiscent of videogame badass Max Payne.
Hail Raatma
screenshot of my feed. "The 1985 movie The Stuff is about why shoving angel delight up your ass is a great idea" followed by another skeet from Slideshow Gems which just has the word "BUT" repeatedly and haphazardly pasted on the screen in different orientations
Akimoto Rui, perching on some metal girders in a red Chinese style dress and black heels. She is 98.5% leg.
Jill Stingray from Va11 hall-A nendoroid toy, holding a cocktail glass and cigarette.
tipsy jill
Nendoroid figure of Jill Stingray from Va11 hall-A
a comic speech bubble above a hand pointing with the words "Holy shit it's the piss girl."
Akimoto Rui in a pink virgin killer knitted dress
Mahiro Nakamura dressed as an angel
Bunnygirls Akimoto and Akane sharing a cocktail
Akimoto Rui dressed in a maid outfit. Her dress is lifted up to expose her underwear.
Akimoto Rui, with angel wings and a white dress, in front of a wall of skulls. She is brandishing a rapier type sword.
Akimoto Ru, sitting on a cushion in a 60/70s style room, wearing a simple purple dress.