Olivia (they/he)

@penguinwizard.bsky.social

190 Followers 134 Following

A group of Damaraland mole rats, which resemble naked mole rats except they're covered in dark fur.
A black and white jumping spider with iridescent blue-green fangs
The "white stripe" morph of the white-throated sparrow. It's a fairly normal looking songbird with distinctive black and white stripes on top of its head.
The sleeve of a lime green hoodie, with matching bias tape sewn over the end of the cuff.
A close up photo of a bright red orange wasp with black wings perched on a light blue lawn chair.
A moth, with wings so tiny and pathetic looking that they would probably better be described as “sticks”, perched on a window. Honestly, it resembles an IUD more than it does an insect.
A recipe for “Quick and Easy Salmon Patties”, calling for a can of salmon, an egg, 1/3 cup minced onion, 1/2 cup all purpose flour, 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder, and 1/2 cup breadcrumbs or finely crushed crackers. Drain the can of salmon, reserving two tablespoons of the liquid, and combine with other ingredients (except breadcrumbs) + reserved salmon liquid. Shape into patties, coat in breadcrumbs, and fry. Serve warm.
Gemini Sun: Ti Kwan Yin Oolong Tea
Request: "a bee with a gun" Response: exactly that, and the "ai" has signed their work with a smiley face
Request: "that's ill-eagle) Response: a drawing of an eagle in handcuffs -- or is that wingcuffs? -- with a thermometer in its mouth. Its beak appears to be running too. It looks pitiful.
I requested “Draw a dog that is also a tree”. The response is a cartoon tree with a dog face and the word “woof”
An enormous, very old bald cypress tree as seen from the bottom of the trunk
An image search for the Tibetan mastiff, a large dog breed with a fluffy lion-like mane.
A four panel comic. In the first panel, a man lets go of the steering wheel of a car while saying “Jesus take the wheel.” In the second panel, we see a pair of hands grab the steering wheel from offscreen while a voice says, “You idiot!” In the third panel, we cut to Jesus’s face. He says, “I died way before cars were invented! I can’t drive!” The final panel shows both of them screaming in terror as Jesus attempts to drive the passenger seat.
Castles in real life: [image of a castle] Castles in chess: [the same castle, now with an angry face and two hands holding a sword crudely doodled on, and blurred at one side to suggest movement]
Listen to me. The Chat does not think. The Chat does not feel. Most of all, the Chat does not care about you, except perhaps in the way you might care about a delicious burger. Do you understand? The Chat wants to eat you, as much as something that runs entirely on instinct is capable of wanting anything. More specifically, the Chat wants to eat your soul.
Several workshop participants, like Joanna Stillman, were already very familiar with AI. Stillman teaches computer and technology classes to elementary school children in Staten Island. “I love incorporating AI into my classes because my school is mostly ENL students, and we have students with disabilities,” Stillman said, referring to the high proportion of students in her school who speak English as a second or third language. Stillman, like Goodnow and many other teachers, noted that AI can help tailor her lessons for students of different abilities, creating more-advanced activities for higher-performing students and more-basic tasks for students who are functionally illiterate in English. Stillman mostly uses Canva and Adobe, two graphic-design software products, for AI lessons instead of more-general AI services like ChatGPT or Anthropic’s Claude. Her students are currently using Canva’s AI functions to design ugly holiday sweaters.
Image of a vampire squid, showing that it has a membrane connecting its arms/tentacles
A black dog lying on a dog bed that is just slightly too small for him.
Drug offenses account for the incarceration of about 1 in 5 people in U.S. prisons.[7] Violent offenses account for over 3 in 5 people (62%) in state prisons.[7] Property offenses account for the incarceration of about 1 in 7 people (14%) in state prisons.[7]
An image search for “sari”, showing eight very colorful examples.
A humanoid stag beetle with a human face, shooting a bow.
Asparagus plants growing out of the ground. There isn't anything to these plants other than the entire edible vegetable (at least above ground) so it just looks like somebody stuck some asparagus stalks into dirt.
A small brown dog on top of a blanket on the sofa
A small brown dog eagerly licking peanut butter off a butterknife being held just in front of his face.
A question from the quiz, asking whether you would like to eat a “pulled pork burger”, accompanied by an image of what is clearly a pulled pork barbecue sandwich with coleslaw.
“Your food choices resemble those of the upper-middle class (67.86%).”
Castles in real life: [image of a castle] Castles in chess: [the same image, now with an angry face and two hands holding a sword crudely doodled on]
A very small moth with clear wings (though the angle makes it hard to tell) and a black-and-yellow striped body, making it resemble a bee. It’s perched on a leaf.
A plastic container full of what are allegedly oatmeal cookies, but in reality are merely oatmeal crumble formed into circles. They have fused together because on top of using the wrong egg substitute, I also forgot the wax paper. You can see little knife marks at one edge where someone tried to slice some of the Crumble Pile off. It is delicious but looks kinda like dog vomit.
The Mexican mole lizard, an animal that looks roughly like a pink snake or a big scaley earthworm but with two little legs near the head. Its eyes are just black dots.
The King of Cups card from the Fifth Spirit tarot. It depicts Mr. Rogers, in one of his famous cardigans, sitting cross-legged on a padded bench holding a hot drink. A crown is perched haphazardly on the bench’s corner.
The box for the Fifth Spirit Tarot by Charlie Claire Burgess
The box of the Next World Tarot by Christy C. Road
“Feminine urge this, masculine urge that, the only urge I have is going feral”. This quote is surrounded by three pictures of opossums.
The words “Be gay, do necromancy, respect trans women” are superimposed on some art of a woman in a red and purple dress.
A small brown dog in a green coat looks eagerly at the camera.