People Need Goals

@peopleneedgoals.com

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Music that kind of vibes. Featured on Drawfee, Secret Sleepover Society, Oddity Roadshow and The Worst Idea Of All Time. Deliberately not on Spotify, but available everywhere else. peopleneedgoals.bandcamp.com

Reviews are in for... People Need Goals Appointments "8 tracks long" - James, Essex* "Instrumental" - Susan, Montana* "Kind of like their other stuff" - Zebedee, Lyon* "Really good, please buy it" - People Need Goals *review not genuine, but accurate
A poster for a performance by the band TVAM with support from People Need Goals. Friday 2 February 2024, Firebug Leicester.
a purple and blue retro-inspired neon city skyline, absolutely plastered in shutterstock watermarks
A screenshot from an article which reads "MBW has subsequently confirmed with sources close to conversations between Spotify and music rightsholders that 1,000 streams will indeed be the minimum yearly play-count volume that each track on the service has to hit in order to start generating royalties from Q1 2024"
Two spiders at a campfire. One is holding a flashlight under its chin, telling a spooky story. The other looks shocked, with two hands on its head and two covering its mouth. Text underneath reads "they say that even now, Spiders Georg still sleeps in caves just like this one..."
A drawing of Dream from the Sandman comics
The key art for the videogame Starfield, where all three human faces have been replaced with Todd Howard, and the logo has been altered to read "One Man's Sky"
A screenshot of a WhatsApp message that reads "I would also remove the fuck just because Ryan doesn't work blue"
Jemaine Clement's character in What We Do In The Shadows, saying "I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a plate of beans, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."
A fake advertisement for "MANCOCK" hoodies. A muscular man stands in a gym, wearing a black hoodie with a large flesh-coloured mosaic-censored area. Text reads, in all caps, "we put a cock on it so you know it's for men. Are you tired of being asked whether your hoodie is gender neutral like some goddamn snowflake asshole? Don't you want your hoodie to have balls on it? Here at Mancock we believe that your hoodie should screem blue murder that you're a man, it's a man, and if you're not a man? Then why in the dick and balls hell are you even here"
A screenshot from the Instagram account "surrealvault". It has a picture of a mid-sized silver-coloured fish and says "breaking news: they have invented a fish that is worse than all the others".
A cartoon of a woman saying "don't" and smiling