Hounds of the Matskervilles

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I got two amazing dogs. They're terrorists I do nothing but promote it well He/him, ace discord: pepperdrop 40

Over the door to this god awful sign stands a statue and it looks like it's giving a Nazi salute
It's a plastic ferry holding nachos loaded with crab meat and some mediocre lemon slices.
It's a tricolor Aussie flopping about like a god damn moron who refuses to release the ball, spun over some wood chips so no damage can happen, and then he sticks the landing cuz he's a pro Oh yeah the goldendoodle is there to bite at him every now and then because she's a dick but it's not focused enough to matter in discussion
Cruz hits a mammoth home run to right field that lands halfway up the 2nd deck. He stands in awe of his accomplishment before rounding the bases.
Canada, in red, has a largely open goal in front of them with the goalie out of place. He shoots what should be an easy goal but the goalie swings around his stick and manages to just get it in the line of the puck to save it.
A cast iron skillet loaded with chunks of chicken, green bell peppers, and red onions. You can tell I know how to season and manage my heat well and it looks pretty close to restaurant quality.
The Seahawks super bowl bus rolling down the road with players celebrating on top. Abe Lucas, an absolute brick shithouse of a human being, is standing proud, making the other players look tiny even in their might. Unfortunately for his humongous beast of a man ass, he is so tall that while the bus passes through an intersection, his dome gets slammed by a stoplight hanging from a wire across the road. He remains unflinching, while it deadass looks like it dented off his gargantuan skull. Unfortunately this took place in Seattle so I can't make a CTA became CTE joke, which would have killed with the three sports fan/transit fan crossover users.
Masc user, who is rocking a beanie and looks like an anthropomorphic uncircumcised penis: @nfl I would love an explanation as to why you cheated Rams out of this game (Side note, not that it matters to the larger picture, but he's ratio'd the fuck out at 9 likes, 71 comments) Femme user: so, teams don't just lose games anymore, they're cheated of them? Like every game, now (Side note continued, a healthy 18 likes to one comment ratio) The OG male user again, for some reason that I can only assume is performance art: I am woke so I respect women.. but shut up you don't understand (Final side note: zero likes, five comments ratio) Oh and the comment section clearly has the design choices of Threads
A song about the 49ers
A brindle puppy resting on my stomach, neatly tucked under the blankets
My golden doodle is under the covers on my chest, sleeping peacefully
A side by side view of the flood wall, with water about three feet deep on the left and only a small puddle on the right
A boiling pot of soup with visible onions floating about. It's a vibrant yellow color. It might remind you of the yellow of banana laffy taffy, though the flavor would not.
Cal "Big Dumper" Raleigh, drunk as all hell, giving a thumbs up to the camera while celebrating the AL West Win
Cal "Big Dumper" Raleigh, drunk as all hell, giving a thumbs up to the camera while celebrating the AL West Win
A brindle goldendoodle next to a tricolor mini Aussie sitting on the floor and failing to look at the camera but you can tell they're being so patient for me.
Cal "Big Dumper" Raleigh just missed home run 54 with a double deep, ultimately scoring the winning run. The seats are right behind home plate
A meme from the Northwestern Millipede Brain Trust. It's black and white. In a crayon-textured font, it says millipede fact of the day. Then below that in a generic type don't, it says "millipedes' primary defense mechanism is to curl into a right coil. This reminds predators of the Fibonacci sequence and they just vibe out and forget that they wanted to eat a millipede. There are also a few hand-drawn millipedes, a drawing of a nautilus shell, and a hurricane to help demonstrate the Fibonacci sequence shape. There's also like a logo of the Millipede Brain Trust but to be honest it doesn't add much so I forgot to describe it, but it's three cubes with an uncurled millipede in front of it. Rather mid logo and they could do better but we're just happy for them finding something they love even if it isn't art design.
A Sunday Calvin and Hobbes strip. The tiger asks, "How come we play war and not peace?" Calvin, as a shitty little child, replies "too few role models" and he's not wrong but this strip was published March 23 of '86 so maybe fuck off universe. Run it in, asshole. Also Calvin has an army helmet on.
A whole bunch of baking ingredients and tools all across a marble countertop.
A tray full of multiple plates full of various tacos and hot sauces
Bright pink and dark red flower bushes sit on the edge of grass with forest behind them
Arrow, a tricolor miniature Aussie, stands on an old piling in a mud field next to a bay, while snowcapped mountains rise in the distance
The mariners field before a game they're already losing after half an inning
Pizzas are as described above. They look (and were) greasy and too charred, but you know what? Shit slapped and fuck the haters (the haters is me)
The same sandwich out of the oven with melty cheese and cooked salami
Four sandwiches stacked in a pile
An incredibly long baguette with cheese and salami
Ken Griffey Jr and Ichiro on stream celebrating Ichiro's election to the hall of fame. Griffey looks fly as fuck sitting in front of a trophy case full of gold gloves and Ichiro is a stone cold silver fox that could get it any way he wanted it.
It's got that old douchey dude from top gear standing next to some British tiny red car that probably gets incredible gas mileage and drives like a dream. He's saying "this is brilliant" about the car. Over it, I've laid the text "really well done art" The second panel is the old douchey guy (I think his name is Jeremy? Richard? Something exceedingly white) turning to another car. It's white, presumably only available in Europe and other developed nations that don't solely want giant fuck your kids trucks, and the dude is saying "but I like this". I've overlaid the text "something absolutely deranged and flawed" In both panels, the other top gear guy that isn't the douche or the small mousey twink is standing there doing nothing, completely irrelevant to the meme. Just like his role on the show.
A small section of my record collection on shelves with a LEGO jazz band set on top of the shelf.
A homemade and poorly formed but delicious looking pizza with the above toppings. It's more like a football than a round shape.
A mac and cheese with a sauce that looks incredibly creamy. The kind of mac that stirring it gives noises to make anyone blush. American Pie had it wrong, it wasn't an apple pie, it was this mac and cheese.
A cutting board covered in meats and cheeses and other such things that fill out a charcuterie board
A squirting emoji, a bikini emoji, then the text "I'm tired. Please end it all here vagina lovers" then a heart, another squirt, a phone, and a hand pointing down to a URL that's cropped out
Altoona pizza, which is some horrible looking crust with who knows what toppings because you can't see them, as this pizza is covered with American cheese slices. Being known as the town that turned Luigi in is the 2nd most embarrassing claim to fame and that's truly something.
Drones over Lumen field lit up and forming the Marshawn Lynch hold my dick touchdown celebration
A message on Instagram that says "why did you make me hear this with my own ears"
A brindle goldendoodle in front of a pine tree looking off to the right.
A tri-color mini Aussie next to a pine tree looking down and to the left.
A Spotify wrapped analyzer asking me to play Fuck/Marry/Kill with Ólafur Arnalds, Ludovico Einaldi, and Public Service Broadcasting (I chose fuck/kill/marry respectively) and then asking if I've ever been to Coachella. When I replied no, it just responds "clearly"
A tri-color mini Aussie mid-shake, the image horribly blurred and distorted from his motion.
A tri-color mini Aussie in front of a pine tree with a smile on his face
An open book constructed out of LEGO bricks. There is a submarine, a train, and a hot air balloon to represent some of Jules Verne's most famous works. There's also a little LEGO guy looking dapper as fuck, who must be the J-Man himself.
A post that says Slow down Grab the wall Wiggle like you tryna make your And then there's a card from the Lord of the rings game featuring the horse asfaloth, which completes the lyrics "ass fall off"
Framed art prints of Linus and Lucy from the peanuts comics
A dinosaur body with the head removed and the tower of sauron put in its place. The text says Dinosauron and it is the stupidest pun ever made.
An image of 9 art prints on a wall is sent by text message. The sender says "I would want 3 horror films to replicate the 2nd row for a new top row" The receiver replies "the cunty gremlin is absolute peak" The sender replies "I was going to wife her but realized she would absolutely be getting wet" with a frowny face emoji
A mini Aussie wearing a T-Rex paper mask from a child's birthday party
A goldendoodle wearing a child's paper triceratops mask. You can just see her eyes and she looks like she's smiling.
Nine art prints from Anni Jyn hung over a record player that's playing St. Vincent's Actor
A tricolor mini Aussie resting his head on a brindle goldendoodle while sitting in the passenger seat of a rather messy jeep. They are passed the fuck out after a long day.
An image for the movie poster of some movie called Army of One. It's got a generic Hollywood low budget blonde actress in a tight white tank top and she's all dirty from running through the woods or some shit. There's a car on fire just layered in on the bottom right? No idea what that shits about. And then it has the text "They left her for dead. Big mistake." across the top and it's a pretty stupid non-story line tbqh.
Sinkane live playing guitar while his supporting vocals dances their ass off
A Google trends graph of Trump Rule 34 showing an extreme rise in searches for it this evening
A kid sitting and laughing like he's part of a conversation but the other people are all an advertisement that the kid sits next to. Below it is the text "what listening to podcasts feels like" which is entirely superfluous to the joke but I was too lazy to crop it so here we are.
Four quesabirria tacos on a white plate with a plastic cup of salsa next to it.
Lumen Field from a rooftop sitting area with a decorative fireplace. Rolling Stones are playing out of view.
A black car with the front passenger side door crumpled in from an accident