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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold." mdzs / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr

a screencap of the title and summary for "neither sink nor swim" by ao3 user perilously (me!). the summary is as follows: Wei Ying never died, but he was resurrected anyway. Lan Zhan still looks at him the same, that unrelenting gaze spiked through with adoration if you know where to find it. Lan Zhan doesn’t care if Wei Ying has both of his eyeballs. He doesn’t care about the materials that make up Wei Ying's hands and legs. He acts like he doesn’t even notice, and hey. If the whole world was a hermetically-sealed pod that contained no one but him and Lan Zhan, he could bluff like none of it ever happened. The memories would be just that: memories. He’d fold them up, origami of the mind, and stick them under the center console of his brain with a wad of well-chewed gum. Bam.
an ao3 screencap of the title and summary for the fic "knead until smooth" written by perilously (me!). the summary is as follows: Inside the bakery, Lan Zhan works the dough one last time. He hasn't looked up once. When he does, Wei Ying bites his tongue on the shriek that tries to bust out of his throat. He freezes like a startled rabbit, like he thinks Lan Zhan is a predator who can't see movement. It's fine. Lan Zhan doesn't see him.
list of the following books: August Clarke, Metal from Heaven Neil Sharpson, Knock Knock, Open Wide Freya Marske, Swordcrossed Alix E. Harrow, Starling House Vajra Chandrasekara, The Saint of Bright Doors Holly Gramazio, The Husbands Catherine Steadman, Something in the Water Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child, Reliquary* Liz Moore, The God of the Woods Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, The Cabinet of Curiosities* Ava Reid, Lady Macbeth Kaliane Bradley, The Ministry of Time Ashley Winstead, The Last Housewife Kevin Wilson, The Family Fang Elizabeth Lim, Six Crimson Cranes Lev Grossman, The Bright Sword James Frankie Thomas, Idlewild Naomi Klein, Doppelganger: A Trip into the Mirror World Ben Lerner, The Topeka School Kate Beaton, Ducks: Two Years in the Oil Sands Leif Enger, I Cheerfully Refuse Liane Moriarty, Here One Moment Sally Rooney, Intermezzo Robert Jackson Bennett, The Tainted Cup Grady Hendrix, Witchcraft for Wayward Girls Oliver Sacks, Awakenings Sarah Rees Brennan, In Other Lands* Cherie Priest, The Drowning House
a small mason jar of hibiscus lemonade, a 6oz glass of toasted fig saison, and a small daruma cup of the same saison
an ao3 screencap of the title and summary for the fic "take it, want it, love when it bleeds" written by perilously (me!). the summary is as follows: "You are bound to obey me now." Wei Wuxian bristles. "And you're bound to serve me! So, what? What does that mean? What happens when a vampire bites a faerie?" Abruptly, Lan Zhan is only a seventeen-year-old again, small and weary, vampire or no. He's a boy whose home just burned. He seems to hate the shape of the words as he spits them out: "I don't know."
my ao3 bio, which reads "hello, nasa is currently studying whether space flight can be achieved by the sheer buildup of potential energy created by the frequency with which i rotate lan wangji in my mind."
a screencap of the ao3 preview for "sweeter coming from my hand," a 10,000-word dean/cas supernatural fic that had 7,845 kudos at the time of this screencap
meme of Lan Wangji peacing out on Jiang Yanli that reads: "JUST WALK OUT, you can leave!!! discussion conference/tea with some guy you hate/victory banquet/social thing/fierce corpses if your quick/awkward convo with crush's shijie. IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!! real winners quit"
r/AskReddit post "what are some fucked up animal facts?" edited so that the answer is from "yllz69" and reads "my husband bites me eventhough I am so nice to him"
An iceberg where the part over the water reads "Wei Ying." The part under it reads "Wei Ying, I only want you to understand that I love you. Not only that, but that I am devoted to you. When I first met you, I was angry, because I had never realized that so much life could be contained within one person, and I hadn't even known that I was settling for less than what I could have. I suspect you mistook that anger for hatred, but I have never hated you, not once. I have wanted you and I have feared for you, and I have tried desperately to protect you from yourself and from the jealous world. When you smile, I could take on anything. I sincerely believe that you are special: not that you're perfect, but that the picture painted by every aspect of you, flaws and mistakes and irritating habits and wounds both physical and emotional, is one I could look at every day for the rest of my long life and never grow tired of its shapes and colors. If you would have me, I will never leave your side. Also, I would really like to get you out of those robes."
MDZS excerpt: "The boy didn't really trust the snickering Wei Wuxian, but looking at Lan Wangji, he felt a deep sense of awe toward such a young master, whose clothes were white as snow, the sword was adorned with jade, and features were so handsome that he almost looked like a deity. His wavering heart was immediately persuaded, mumbling, "So that's how you count..."
new york times crossword clue "Sealed with a knot"
the following lan rules: Your forehead headband reminds you of self-restraint. You are not allowed to use other people’s headbands without authorization. You cannot use your headband in any other ways.
the following lyrics: You seem like such a good thing, a good thing I know that good things take time I keep it so clean, so clean But baby in the back of my mind You have no idea, you have no idea The things I think about you when you aren't here You have no idea, you have no idea But when you find out it's all you're gonna hear
a new york times crossword clue that reads "portmanteau in 2010s fandom"
stede from our flag means death looking noble and softly lit on a rock