Perilous Poozer

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Bumming out in Pompelmoose Pass

Ida, black & white fox terrier-cross with silly pricked ears is lying on a couch licking her foot (her face is slightly blurred from motion). Nacho, a blue Abyssinian cat is sleeping with his head on her shoulder looking supremely relaxed.
A blue Abyssinian cat is lying on an open laptop, completely unrepentant and relaxed
A red old-lady-claw holding a glass jar of ground chilli. The ingredients simply list “an ingredient from India” and a warning about potential sesame seed contamination
A middle aged white lady’s hand gripping a choc-dipped icecream cone for dear life. It’s got coloured sprinkles and a chocolate cat wedged into the side
Little brown jumping spider standing on a piece of paper next to a tablet keyboard
Still of Hoggle from the 1986 fantasy movie The Labyrinth
Clip from a page of multimedia student notes taken during an undergrad landscape architecture lecture. It includes photographs of the slides presented, typed notes and a digital pencil sketch of an example of a cut/fill ratio
Photo of a blue Abyssinian cat tightly curled on a yellow rug with a paw over his face. He is basically a fuzzy grey lump with an ear but still manages to look cute as hell.
A dry black Pomeranian sitting in bathtub with her mouth open looking fluffy and happy.
A gray Abyssinian cat is sitting on a steel kitchen bench with his tail sticking straight out behind him draped across a gas burner. Health, safety and hygiene regs clearly do not apply to Nacho!
Screen grab (sorry OP is clipped from this version via Reddit) of two sexy stone Lucifers captioned “I think that my favourite thing to happen in art history is when a guy made a Lucifer statue that was too hot for church so they commissioned his brother who made an even hotter one”
Poorly-focused photo of a small brown jumping spider standing on the leaf of a potted “lucky bamboo” (Dracaena sanderiana) presenting its ass to the camera
Screen clip of Wikipedia entry for a guy named “Bum Farto”.
Screengrab of a thread where a guy is trying to argue with a madlib bot including a response from the bot stating “I’m here you fuckaas bitch” . It’s a repeat of the OPs post above, just with surrounding context.
Photo of a large green katydid perched on a window pane
A brown Abyssinian cat is sleeping staple-style on a grey couch with his forelegs threaded between his hindlegs