Perlo

@perlothecat.bsky.social

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Perlo is a cat

"this does not help your cause" - guy who hates you and your cause
Tuxedo cat sitting like he owns all of this dhit
Picture of Hennig Brand, 17th century German alchemist who discovered phosphorus by boiling gallons of piss
Sad ogre reading Ulysses: "Everyone call ogre stupid and it true! Ogre barely literate! Ogre finally finished reading Ulysses, but ogre only can identify surface level themes like religion and nationalism and can't comprehend deeper ideas like "remorse of conscience" that make James Joyce's novel a modernist classic! Ogre so dumb, it make ogre sad! At this rate, ogre will never understand Finnegan's Wake!"
A tuxedo cat named Perlo very up close
Meme of Bart Simpson saying "what an odd thing to say"
Shot from In Bruges where Brendan Gleeson is pointing a gun at Colin Farrell while Colin Farrell points a gun at his own head
Twitter post that says: "I hate space jam 2" now replace space jam 2 with women, not so funny, is it?
Mr Burns measuring Smithers' head with calipers saying "Of course you'd say that you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter"
Meme that says "Tactics of oppression developed in the imperial periphery? In MY metropole? It's more likely than you think"
A tuxedo cat named Perlo wrapped in a rainbow afghan
Webcomic by Haus of Decline titled Steven Universe vs Hitler. Steven says "what if you could change your mind Hitler?" Hitler appears unmoved. Ruby says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." "Steven says"Damn"
Perlo, a tuxedo cat, is holding hands with his person on top of a rainbow blanket
The cover of Blind Melon's second album, Soup
Perlo, a tuxedo cat, stretched out from the kitchen table to the window looking at something expectedly
Four panel comic. A man says he's really into Frank Zappa. Another person says he's obnoxious. The first guy says "You don't think I know that?"
Screenshot from Twitter of an account called Post-Left Watch trying to criticize the podcast Chapo Trap House
Michigan vote count in the 2024 election
1972 Nixon campaign button that says "They can't lick our Dick"
Perlo the tuxedo cat sitting upright on a bed
Perlo the tuxedo cat sitting in a cubby hole inside a bookshelf
Post on the ADL antisemitism tip line saying "Zohran Mamdani was in the closet making antisemitisms and I saw one of the antisemitisms and the antisemitism looked at me"
Perlo, who is a large tuxedo cat, is curled up comfortably in bed knowing he will never know retribution for his manifold crimes
Title page of Marx's Capital, with the title replaced with "I fucking warned you dude. I told you bro"
Perlo, a tuxedo cat, has his head stuck in a Kleenex box
A handsome tuxedo cat looking annoyed while trying to fall asleep
A cat is hiding behind a curtain with his tail conspicuously sticking out
Perlo the cat is lying in a sunbeam
Perlo, a tuxedo cat, is in a paper grocery bag
Perlo is in a box