stephen pero

@pero.gg

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narrative designer? / comedian?? / normal guy???

I googled yucky slamming and the AI thought I was talking about the backyardigans, a children's show. kind of vile if you ask me
ucb 401 certificate
squirrel reaches for diet coke
you already know. green hyrule crest shirt. iconic. hot topic.
An image of a 36 year old who looks 17. Maybe.
a'siciliana manarino can
a picture of the youtube search bar betraying that smallant lives in canada for some reason
over a video thumbnail of a globed hand reaching for a dark green slab: the aztecs' green cheese secret
Youtube video titled Technical Analysis of Harry Potter's Grappling. The thumbnail is Harry being pinned down by Quirrell with a caption saying "armbar is there for Harry"
description of the nomad lifestyle in Cyberpunk 2077
CJ Projekt Red User Agreement says Hi! So great to see you here! And let me just say, it's great to be here.
New York Post: William Shatner boldly devours cereal while driving in his SUV in Studio City
a meme camel says it's buzz ball Wednesday. today is that day
a streamer is in frame and in front of him we see he's playing fortnite, but instead of using screen capture software to display the gameplay, he's reflecting his screen onto a circular makeup mirror, which is then captured by his camera
a meme of Powder Arcane saying "erm what the freak..."
goku in da healing goop baybee
a graphic shows a triangle with "distraction, comfort, and sedation," one word each on each side. in the center is some kind of dystopian nitrous oxide delivery headset device developed for use with the gameboy color. it attaches to your nose and makes you silly
marvel snap screenshot in which i did some nasty business
A restaurant storefront, the signage reads, "Gordon Ramsay burger"
A photo of AI Roy Campbell from Metal Gear Solid 2
manga panel of dio from jojo's bizzare adventure holding a book open with his middle finger and thumb extended
Article headline - I want to stop losing money: Kirsten Dunst dreams of high paying role
Screenshot of the "Last Meals" "Podcast" from Mythical Kitchen. The title of each video is the name of a celebrity followed by "eats their last meal"
pic of the stage at dimension 20's battle at the bowl
an image macro of a Dachshund dog in a tuxedo bearing its teeth featuring top text reading"pope dead" and bottom text reading "das conk clave baybee"
screenshot of some kind of soccer game on youtube called FOOT CHINKO. as we surely all know, chinko means penis in japanese, making this game mean FOOT PENIS...??
Screenshot of article from The Cool Down. On top is a picture of a beluga whale. Below it reads the headline: Scientists make incredible breakthrough after studying whale urine: 'We soon realized that was only part of the story'
a table of crimes labeled "crimes"
A screenshot of a pokemon tcg wonder pick, somebody pulled 3 machokes and 2 other stinkers
A screenshot of a pokemon tcg wonder pick, somebody pulled 3 machokes and 2 other stinkers
kc green's "this is fine" dog in the form of a clothing patch on a military dude's baseball cap and pack
A selfie feat. two green-headed boys, one of hair, one of hat
a screenshot of that same podcast john oliver, only he's looking triumphant this time. by jove, he's done it.
a screenshot of elden ring. mohg, lord of blood, uses his "nihil" attack. the player is trapped. mohg towers over them.
a storybook crocodile points rightwards. "hey, what da hell man?" he seems to say
its a joker meme. da joker sayz: to me a crazy frog is just a normal frog. now there's my commentary on the matter: he's a bit of a freaky guy, so this makes sense!
a trisha patyas tiktok screenshot - in part 2 of her tavern series, she dresses as a fantasy bartender and pours a can of yerba mate into a grog mug full of oatmeal slop. nobody knows why. yes I did misspell weary on purpose. its kind of an in-joke that makes sense if you've experienced this mess of a tiktok. a bit of a lore nugget for all you trish fishes out there
Fast food reviewer TheReportOfTheWeek holds up a box containing what I can only guess is an irradiated pile of chicken nuggies and cheese
diagram explaining how michael jackson performed the smooth criminal lean, which involves a specialized boot made to catch on a nail sticking out of the stage floor, providing the stability that freaky little guy needed to get much more angular than any freaky little guy has ever angled before
the world's most laughable centrist achievement from disco elysium
sometimes pizza times it sometimes it sometimes it sometimes pizza times pizza