Perry “Benson Edges” Normal

@perrynormal.bsky.social

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King of the chimney sweeps

Mortos tossing fools off a ladder
A municipal notice for fire fighters/city workers in Montreal. The graphic for a y-shaped pipe fixture connecting to some sort of valve or pump or such is suspect as described. “SIAMOISE SITUEE SUR PLACE MONT-ROYAL”
Jim Croce's Classic Assholes - 1. Bad Bad Leroy Brown 2. Don't Mess Around With Jim 3. Mean Mean Mallory WHite 4. Rude as Shit Randy Green 5. Stop Talking to Ralph 6. Trash Talkin' Terry 7. Dude, Fuck Seth, Honestly 8. Jesus Christ Matt's Attitude is a PROBLEM 9. Don't Invite Dickhead Dean Anymore
Louise Brooks on the cover of the Criterion Collection release of Pandora's Box
Garth (Garth? Really?) gives Indy his hat in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Troy’s ‘notches’ counter from Community
Okada in his longboys
Lisa Simpson: It’s tomato soup served ice cold!
An eyepatched orphan Lego person wears a shirt that says ‘Batman Begins by Brushing His Teeth’ with a little logo of Lego Batman brushing his teeth.
Texas Death Match Samoa Joe vs Amy Jo Johnson
Mrs Foley’s Baby Boy about to get fucking killed by the British Bulldogs
Mariah May cuddles evilly with a howling bleeding Toni Storm after winning the Owen #wrestlesky #AEW
the Minus World from Super Mario Bros.
Joker in Batman 89 stops Bob the Goon from defacing Francis Bacon's painting Figure With Meat. "I king of like this one, Bob. Leave it."
Same bookmark being held by a little sun bleached Luigi toy with hands that press together to grip things
Tulip saying the thing
Columbo magic card
“Sumo is the is the most perfect of sports. It has elegance, ceremony, danger, art, speed, and, most important, two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other. It is immaculate, which is why it has remained essentially unchanged for thousands of years. It remains the only thing in the world that I want to stay static. The only thing I love that loves me back”
Cover of a 2002 issue of Flaming Carrot & Reid Fleming: World’s Toughest Milkman
Branson Reese t-shirt design: Eez ah Gambeet zing, you wood-ant undairstand
A Canadian Heritage Moment but it's Julie Hart telling HHH god is going to strike him down.
Acadieman holding the Acadian flag
Screenshot of a card made with the 5star game from https://rankings.wrestlejoy.com/five-star Highlights include a 5.25 star Misawa/Kevin Owens match and a 7 star Flair/Sammartino main event
Merch catalog page selling 'Authentic Dusters'
@PPathole Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
A Les Sables Magiques t-shirt
Shirley from Community wasn't a fan of Adaptation
Miles imitating Peter from Into the Spider-Verse
Beastly from Care Bears
Arrested Development: Is he following people to their cars again?
Sean Waltman looking pensive and troubled with the name 'Kimberly Page' appearing on screen
Exactly what the description said
Stargate SG-1
“Leonard Nimoy plays and evil motherfucker on Columbo”
Little guy with an injury from Don Hertzfeld’s Rejected
Spider Jerusalem: My household appliance is on drugs. Horrible. Appliance (withdrawing): Waaaaah
The part of the Story of Everest skit when Bob Odenkirk has had enough and insists that no one help Jay clean up the thimbles.
Dwight in Sin City, fairly sure Benecio Del Toro isn’t actually talking to him.
Screenshot of a search for Ben & Jerry’s on @discontiuedfoods page showing Churn Out The Vote (vanilla, pretzel, fudge, chocolate Mousse) and Lazy Sunday (vanilla cake batter, cupcake chunks, fudge)
Speedball Bailey
Screenshot (from a sepia-tone 'silent film' edit of Batman 89) showing Jack Napier's police file with a photo of him at roughly the age when he killed the Waynes just barely covered up on the left.
Bald Bull unmasked
Irate Italian Youtube fellows
"...AND PUT THE FEAR OF A GODDESS INTO HOES."
Glitchy MM2 screen
Vanna White (in Bugs Bunny bathrobe for some reason) calls a Bugs Bunny hotline in an ad that seems to be from the 90s. An inset image of Bugs says threateningly “I’m in your walls, doc.”
Dr. Death Steve Williams
Cover for The Pro, about a prostitute who becomes a superhero
Luigi can't believe he had to read that shit
An excerpt from a recent article describes Jimmy Fallon as a vampire who feeds on enthusiasm, and that “it is a performance of joy so excessive, so desperate, that it reveals the void it attempt to cover.”
He-Man logo: Batman The Animated Series
He man logo: Mark Hamill Was Right There!
The New Adventures of Glengarry Glen Ross
Glengarry Glen Ross he man logo
Heel Doink in 93 with a mean looking squirting flower.