Pete Martin

@petemartin.net

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Social media/digital marketing workhorse. I only really want to work with people making a positive impact. https://www.petemartin.net

Tomatoes, beans, herbs and peppercorns in a pickling jar. The label says Midsummer 2026.
The meme quote of Hiroshi Koizumi from the 1964 film "Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster" says, "It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies we could ask Mothra to help," except Mothra has been crudely blanked out and replaced with "AI".
A bag of frozen "Filled tofu" with the slogan "Crispy outside and tender inside". Right below that in horrifying capital letters, "EXPLOSIVE SLURRY". Then, "Rich bean aroma."
My cat Saffron.
A paper coffee cup that says "ik stem bij paard", which means "I voted at Paard". Paard is a music venue in The Hague. They're giving out free coffee.
Delroy Lindo holding his head in his hands.
Saffron, my ginger girl cat, when she was a few months old.
Epstein wearing a name-branded quarter-zip.
Barack Obama headshot on a blue background. He has his left index finger pushing on his temple. His expression looks intensely neutral.
Overworld map of the 8-bit game Line Up: The Hague.
Snowdrops pushing through leaf litter.
Classic text meme of a tweet that said "I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" & it somehow always worked."
Cow Tools by Gary Larson for The Far Side
Disney, on Threads, posted "Share a #Disney quote that sums up how you're feeling right now!" The top response was from Pocahontas, "These white men are dangerous".
Calvin and Hobbes strip, but the words have been replaced with "Governments, if they endure, always tend increasingly toward aristocratic forms. No government in history has been known to evade this pattern. And as the aristocracy develops, government tends more and more to act exclusively in the interests of the ruling class."
The FIFA Peace Prize trophy.
Delroy Lindon in GONE IN 60 SECONDS, holding his head in his hands. I had to source, edit, and convert this GIF myself, as it doesn't exist anywhere, and I needed it to describe my emotional state.
A photo of John Peel that I can't believe hasn't got me blocked by Danny.
Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider and Robert Shaw as they need a bigger boat.
A screenshot of the terrible AI video shared by Donald Trump of Lara Trump on Fox News, but I've added a frame from the anime ROUJIN Z. This will be funny to exactly one person
In Memory of SARAH JARVIS who departed this life the 11th Day of December 1753 In the Hundred and Seventh Year of her Age Some time before her Death She had Fresh Teeth
The Powerpuff Girls, holding a watermelon, a Palestinian flag and an olive branch, above the words "Resistance is justified".
Dryad saddle mushroom on a tree.
A can of Palestine Cola.