Peter Glover

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Dad, Dog person, Video Gaming Executive Producer (formerly: Kabam, MTV/Viacom, Shockwave.com). Link in biome…

Fascist ghoul Stephen Miller on a television appearance with the most laughable spray-on-toupee imaginable. It’s not even the same hue as the rest of his hair. It’s like a flap of felt from a Hobby Lobby discount table.
Old plasma TV sitting on a mattress on the sidewalk. No inquiries please. It’s gone.
Classic arcade game Robotron 2084’s title screen.
Cover art of the album “Girlfriend” by Matthew Sweet, featuring a photo from the 1950s of actress Tuesday Weld.
First of two screen shots of a text conversation with a Spammer. Transcript: Spammer (from out of the blue): Like I said, I, ll keep my promise and see you in San Francisco. Me: Ummm, OK Spammer: We could go wine tasting in Napa Valley and play golf in Marin County. What do you think? Me: That would be tough because I'm serving a prison sentence right now. We could hook up after 2031 Spammer: When were you arrested, Lisa? But why were you able to use your cell phone? Me: Oh, this isn't Lisa. My name is Shank. I trade phone use for my cup o'soups from the commissary carts.
Scene from the end of the movie “The Social Network” where the Mark Zuckerberg character stares longingly at his old girlfriend’s Facebook profile, pressing browser refresh for a status update.
My black standard poodle. Who’s the bestest good girl? You are…
SNL character sweaty weasel mouthpiece corporate shill Nathan Thurm, performed by Martin Short.
Jenna Ellis didn’t dealt it.
Godfather: Five Families video cover art