Weird Al Swearengen

@peterlynn.bsky.social

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Not the kite guy. (He/him)

@NotABigJerk: i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
A screencap from Detroiters of longtime WDIV TV anchor Mort Crim naming his Chump of the Week, here edited to be WDIV itself.
Helen wearing a splendid ruby hair brooch at her fashionably high hairline.
A lanky guy with a shiny shirt with a chain worn outside it, superimposed on a roulette wheel. His name, I have just learned is Brian Christopher, but he is not the professional wrestler and occasionally acknowledged son of Jerry Lawler. He is, instead, a casino gaming content creator, which is just as much of a carnie racket. I want to hit him.
Paul Musgrave @professormusgrave.bsky.social I'm sorry but "USians" is nonsense
Jimmy Darmody from Boardwalk Empire saying “I wasn’t going to, but you kinda talked me into it.”
bela lugosi's dad @markpopham keeping track of things with the following rhyme: if the Naomi be Klein you're doing just fine If the Naomi be Wolf Oh, buddy. Ooooof. 6:18 AM • Oct 23, 2019
Adam Carolla’s hopeful dream for the future, IN FIFTY YEARS, WE’LL ALL BE CHICKS.
The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049
A tweet from @johntoconnor: How much can this one swallow? sir that one does 1.6 gallons per flush and please stop describing it that way
Rosario, the student, managed to land the plane safely despite being in "complete shock," he added. The plane was undamaged, Álvarez said.
A photo of a peeved-looking Bret “The Hitman” Hart captioned “Bret Hart claims he woke up one morning and saw the truth: America stinks.”
Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump
Toucan Sam
Your Results 84% Woke 16% Chud 53% 47% Neo- Techbro Luddite 48% 52% Hopepilled Doomer 83% Davos 17% Dubai
@velocipiettone.bsky.social: Getting married rules. @drainhead.bsky.social: We turned around and went back just to get a picture after driving by this. [a photo of a balloon that says JUST MARRIED! sticking out of a sewer grate]
A closeup of the bare foot of Jessie the cowgirl from Toy Story. I don’t know if it’s from the movies or something somebody made on DeviantArt, and frankly, I don’t need to know.
A tweet from @Peter_Lynn on May 22, 2015 that says “I'm not liking what I'm hearing about this Jim Hitler joining the Maple Leafs coaching staff.”
I just realized there's no reason they can't separately film Stan Lee cameos well in advance of the next 100 years' worth of Marvel films. Fifty years from now, there'll be a film for a Marvel character who doesn't even exist yet. Look! There's his creator, Stan Lee! Also, because of corporate mergers, my century of Stan Lee cameos will create confusion of the historical record, inevitably crediting him as creator of Batman. Which would be the way he wanted it.
Roscoe Orman as capitalist pimp Willie Dynamite saying “I can dig it.”
Monty Burns trying to feed Lisa Simpson a spoonful of slurry to cure what ails her.
Homer Simpson yelling “Get to the ‘working overtime’ part!”
The protagonists of the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon (from left to right): Presto the Magician, Eric the Cavalier, Sheila the Thief, Diana the Acrobat, Bobby the Barbarian and Hank the Ranger
Hans Gruber saying “Benefits of a classical education” after reciting the lines “And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer,” which are often associated with Plutarch but are more likely a later paraphrase. But of course Gruber would know that, being classically educated.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard as private investigator Dixon Hill reclining in his desk chair and tipping his fedora over his face.
Ted Turner, looking kind of ‘70s badass
Bruce McCulloch as Gavin from The Kids in the Hall, at the meat market to have his head weighed.
77 WAYS TO SAY NO TO WEED & STILL BE COOL 1. No, I already eat too much junk food. 2. No, what do I look like? A hippie? 3. Top three answers on the board, survey says ... No! 4. No thanks, I'm into reality. 5. Got a pen? Write this down... No. 6. No, not now. Ask me again in a billion years. 1. Right now's no good. How's never? 8. Two words: N- O. 9. No, the weather just ign't right for it. 10. No, I never smoke on days that end in Y. 11. No, weed's a bit too twentieth century for me. 12. Haven't you seen the fried egg in those ads? 13. Look at the time. Gotta go. 14. No, we might all end up on one of those cop shows. 15. I’ll pass. 16. No way, put it away. 17. Are you crazy? 18. Sorry, I got stuff to do. 19. Not today, not tomorrow. How about never? 20. Nah, I have plans today. 21. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. 22. No can do. 23. Nope. Smell ya later! 24. No, I'm allergic. 25. No, but if you have any chocolate... 26. I've got to get home and walk my dog. 27. No, I only smoke sausage. 28. No, l don't know where that stuff's been. 29. No, grass is for mowing. 30. No, I don't have any money for potato chips. 31. Nah, I hate anything green. 32. No, that’s cruelty toward plants. 33. No, I might wind up in one of those ads. 34. I don't have time for drugs. 35. I don't do the pot thing. 36. I don't want your life. 37. Sorry l'm on a drug-free diet. 38. Uhhh … let me think ... No! 39. Not now. Maybe in the next millennium. 40. You must be mistaking me for ah idiot? 41. I don't think so. 42. Poof! Be gone. 43. I'd rather eat my mother's mystery casserole.44. No, It's not my style. 45. No. And get a life while you're atit. 46. I'm on my way to the mall. 47. Did you just ask me if I wanted to do drugs? I didn't think so. 48. No, I don't talk to strangers, stranger. 49. I don't want to have "pot" breath. 50. No, weeds are for whacking. 51. No, I'm already weird enough. 52. What does this look like? Woodstock? 53. I prefer my brown eyes to your red ones. 54. My parents did an…
Daisy from The Testaments saying “Toronto has been forsaken by God and defiled by Satan. It is suffocating in sin. I pray it will be swallowed whole by the Earth.”
Rom, from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, who conceived of self-replicating mines to be deployed in a field around the entrance of the Bajoran wormhole, to prevent Dominion reinforcements from coming through.
Jonathan Frakes in his capacity as host of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction saying “This one was invented by a writer.”
A sign that says HARVEY LEMON
Darmok, from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Darmok”
The opening credits of Parlez-moi, featuring Marc Favreau as Sol, the hobo clown.
Trump posting like a madman: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”
Damien Cox slipping into the DMs like a creep with “Ok. But if you'd rather not that's cool. Just a selfie from right now is good”
The Hulk in his personality of Joe Fixit, a gray-skinned Vegas mob enforcer. He’s playing cards against Spider-Man, whose Spidey senses are tingling because he’s holding a royal flush. Joe Fixit isn’t showing his cards, but he looks confident as he waits Spidey’s next play.
Left: Mrs. McDonald, Mac’s mom on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Right: John Prine.
The @dril tweet that says “and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.”
One of the Insane Clown Posse guys wondering how magnets work.
A closeup of the blue tank from Atari’s “Combat” game, signifying that the tank is on for the Toronto Maple Leafs’ 2025–26 season.
It’s the Geordie La Forge meme, the non-problematic version of the Drake meme. On the top, he’s pointing at “addiction treatment,” which is a big no from him, dawg. On the bottom, he’s pointing at “addiction.” Now we’re cooking!
A variety of T-shirts featuring Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon and his iconic catchphrase “I’m too old for this shit.”
Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys playing guitar as Ricky and Julian look on. The actor who plays Bubbles, Mike Smith, was also the guitar player in the band Sandbox. Curious!
Prince John and the Sheriff of N.O.T.T. from Rocket Robin Hood
A close-up of Conway Twitty’s arm, which seems to be turning into wood halfway through.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo, if generated by the Pokopia Font Generator.
Cyrus from Trailer Park Boys saying “Safety, always off.”
Cyrus from Trailer Park Boys saying “Fuck off. I got work to do.”
Russell and Ron Mael, aka Sparks.
Chris Farley interviewing Paul McCartney and looking very upset with himself.
Mr. Horse from Ren and Stimpy saying, “No sir, I don’t like it.”
Norm Macdonald telling his Chairman of the B-O-R-E-D joke to Courtney Thorne-Smith.
A Facebook ad titled “Preparing for the Month of Ramadan” from Zabiha Halal Foods. The text is “Ramadan is around the corner and everything that comes with it! As we Fast, Pray and Celebrate, we honour this holy month that brings us closer to friends, family and our faith. We look forward to the delicious iftar meals we share together as community, Insha Allah.” The ad is placed in an article about the wrestler Cowboy Bob Orton above a photo of him, so it looks like he is expressing this sentiment.
Little foam gliders