Peter Stork

@peterstork.com

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Obsessed with: ⚽ ⚾ 📺 🎥 and somehow the Billboard Adult Alternative Airplay chart? Frequent XLOOKUP and COUNTIFS user. a 📋 and a 😃👋 will get you into any 🏢 in the 🌎 https://www.strava.com/athletes/peterstork 📍 Chicagoland via Mound City

They changed Malibu Stacy! She has a new hat!
From "Trading Places," one of the Dukes screaming "Turn those machines back on!" cause he mad broke now.
Prologue: Ragtime
Jim Edmonds as a Cub. It’s wrong!!!
Mickey Mouse sweeping it up
Graphic from the Cardinals’ broadcast with wrong logos for the Cardinals, White Sox, and Angels.
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh | Disneyland Park
Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here menJanrthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? Get outta here!
Spock is not happy! He says "That's enough." And he's right.
Nute Gunray (I think? Maybe?) with his quote “This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.”
A very happy Mickey Mouse sweeping
Tim Robinson getting out of his car and running. Caption: "I CAN JUST RUN"
Scene from My Girl where Veda is not pleased that Kevin McCallister does not have his glasses
West: LAFC, VAN, SDF, SEA, DAL, LAG, PDX, MIN, SJE, ATX, HOU, STL, COL, RSL, SKC East: MIA, NSH, CIN, NYC, CHI, CLT, PHI, CLB, NER, ORL, ATL, TOR, RBNY, DCU, MTL
Obi-Wan, who has just been BETRAYED
Josh Lyman from The West Wing on a Valentine: “Hey Girl, I’ve got two secret plans - one to fight inflation, and one to win your heart.”
José Carioca (the GOAT) walking, as one does
JOSÉ CARIOCA SUPERIORITY
Me wearing my new Brentford third kit, flashing deuces. Ugh.
Video from Ted Lasso of Ted trying to figure out when they play Sheffield Wednesday.
Harry Kim of Voyager likes my LEGO Luxo Jr. lamp!
Total Recall
On Hulu: Joe Pera Talks With You
A Brita pitcher sitting in a cart at Costco.
From Ocean’s Eleven: “That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen.”
Geena Davis as Dottie Hinson, "A League of their Own." Standing in the middle of Harvey Field (Wrigley Field,) she raises her catchers mask. Her sister likes the high ones.
33% complete progress bar
Pimpbot 5000
Horribly bloody room with the text “Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent.”
Apple Music’s New Music Mix, featuring artists John Lennon, Sheena Easton, Barry Manilow, and Anne Murray.
Epic Handshake Meme Subject: successful baseball newsletters Arm 1: progressive politics Arm 2: Brentford footy
Ralph Wiggum: “I’m in danger!”
Epic Handshake Meme Generator "Loses a series to a historically awful ballclub" 2024 Cardinals = 2025 Cardinals
A Disney baseball jersey that is misaligned to it says “Radi Spator Rings”
Rain!
TikTok search box: “Search • Cardinals Designated Miles Mikolas”
I’m wearing an incredible Three Caballeros shirt. You’re jealous. This was minutes before eating mint chocolate chip ice cream along the original alignment of Route 66.
Barney Gumble: “Just hook it to my veins!!!”
My New York Times ballot for the top ten films of the 2000s, which is more accurately my *favorites* The Dark Knight Ghost World High Fidelity The Incredibles Knives Out Moana Oceans Eleven The Social Network Sully Up In The Air
Nute Gunray: “This is getting out hand. Now there are two of them!”
Sox Park, Chicago
The classic Vienna Beef poster where Navy Pier has been consumed by a giant Chicago style hot dog.
Guy Patterson from "That Thing You Do"
Umpires: HP: Doug Eddings. 1B: Derek Thomas. 2B: NO UMPIRE. 3B: Emil Jimenez.
A Star Trek: Deep Space Nine trading card featuring Odo about to extend the solid version of himself deep inside Kira Nerys.
Skeet from Minnesota United FC noting that they acquired Anthony Markanich from St. Louis CITY.
Cat picture stuck in a newspaper. "oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer"
Epic handshake meme Guy 1: Watching the Cardinals Guy 2: Listening to Jason Benetti Handshake: fuck yeah
Score prediction: STL 0-0 SKC
Soldier Field in Chicago. Chicago Fire vs Atlanta United.
William T. Riker, seated and beardless, rolls his eyes at your pathetic May 4 social media posts.
We're three caballeros Three gay caballeros They say we are birds of a feather We're happy amigos No matter where he goes The one, two, and three goes We're always together We're three happy chappies With snappy serapes You'll find us beneath our sombreros We're brave and we'll stay so We're bright as a peso
Chicago Red Stars vs San Diego Wave
Epic handshake meme. Arm on left: "Fighting Illini Basketball" Arm on right: "St. Louis CITY SC" Handshake: "Recruiting all players from one specific area of Europe"
Brawndo: the Thirst Mutilator. It's Got Electrolytes!
My prediction: STL 0-CLB 3