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shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸

The secret Hitler board game with all of the cards
michael tracey looking sad and greasy in a grey coat with black pants
U-Haul fleet that spells UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ellen degeneres next to a microphone
elizabeth berkeley with blonde hair and lipstick wearing a pink shirt with a speech bubble underneath
Renzo™ @fwrenzo1 • Jul 18 Nobody talks about how we're all paying $15 for sandwiches now and just pretending that's normal. Five years ago that same sandwich was $8. The price doubled and the only explanation we got was "supply chain issues" which apparently means "forever."
Chris Jericho holding a very long piece of paper
Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com X Incidentally the harassment campaign is *still* ongoing. Because I turned quote-skeets off people are now screenshotting the post in question (where I just said not to be a bullying quote-dunking arsehole), posting it and tagging me.
Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com • User Blocking You Joined May '23 Stairs Private School Bluesky Elder
Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com Private School • Joined May '23 Stairs Bluesky Elder A reminder, if you're even a moderately big account -- *never, ever*, no matter how stupid you think a take is, quote-skeet it to dunk it. Past a certain size account (a size I'm past and l'm far from a big account) doing this will ruin someone's day or possibly life, for no benefit to you.
Chris Jericho holding a very long piece op paper
Big Show looking like he saw something stupid that annoyed him
Welcome Welcome to Windows 95 Did you know... Pack a duffel bag with your most precious possessions, get a greyhound to Anywhere But Here, USA, and figure it out when you get there. Whenever I hear about how hard it is to move, what it means is "despite my complaints, I'm comfortable here". You simply are not desperate enough, and that's okay. • Show this Welcome Screen next time you start Windows Windows Tour What's New Online Registration Product Catalog Next Lip Close
a shirtless new england patriots fan known as "tommy from quinzee"
A person standing on stage with skip’s avatar as a head with Kindly You Suck on the board behind them
Matthew Yglesias V @mattyglesias Follow I'm actually a well-liked and very successful political columnist 6:30 AM • Jul 13, 2026 • 58.9K Views
Malenia from Elden Ring with a speech bubble below her She is standing in water. She has on a gold mask with wings on them. She’s wearing a bronze outfit with a red cape and holding a very long sword
speechless stick guy meme
stevehofstetter o Go fuck yourself, you unfrosted miniwheat.
A fucking Cadillac Escalade parked in the middle of two spots like an asshole The front plate says “bill dodge” so it’s probably an asshole car dealer
Screenshot from undertale with papyrus the skeleton saying “THE INTERNET! I’M QUITE POPULAR THERE.”
Frankenstein wastes a minute of our time
Huey Lewis holding a microphone on stage
John Oliver looking somewhat shocked
twitter post from William / DooM @DooMYouTube How did Wii Sports end up a $45 game? Aren’t there like 80 million of these. picture of a wii sports disc marked at $45
A map of Alabama with the city of Birmingham directly in the middle
An image of Wolverine in a yellow and blue superhero suit saying “get off Bluesky. nothing put pedofiles there”
A picture of Donald Trump with text in front of him that says “This post was fact checked by real American patriots ✅ TRUE”
A dog’s brain magazine
A man with a beard in a tattered lab coat saying “now this is journalism yeehaw”
A baseball with an open mouth and glasses with a white hat and purple brim
A woman with brown hair smiling in front of some hedges. She has gold hoop earrings and a brown shirt
Screen shot from Star Fox 64 with Slippy, a green toad with a red hat, saying “It's too hot! I can't take it anymore!”
A circle and a piece talking to each other "Hi," it said "Hi," said the piece. "Are you anybody else's missing piece?" "Not that I know of." "Well, maybe you want to be your own piece?" "I can be someone's and still be my own." "Well, maybe you don't want to be mine." "Maybe I do." "Maybe we won't fit...." "Well..."
The return of the king, with a mountain and forest in the background
A crowd chanting “shut the fuck up”
A bunch of football players lying on the field and stretching The text overlay reads “you’re currently reading…Jon’s sports column”
Maia poet wearing a dark orange shirt and brown shorts while in yellow pads and white rollerblades. The wheels are teal. Her arms are outstretched and she has a ridiculous expression on her face, which for her is normal
goldeneye 007 mission screen Agent: James Bond Mission 1: Arkangelsk Part i: Dam BACKGROUND: Shut the fuck up. You want to be nasty own it. You selling titty milk like it on the menu at Baskin Robins. Stop being a dumb bitch. The only health benefit is attracting simps. Now put that shit in a wifu cup with tits they gotta suck on and you got yourself a product. You're welcome. FUCK.
DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
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Screenshot of system shock OP S Never in my life have a met a female that was fun that i enjoyed spending time with. Women hate fun. If sex isn't a reasonable outcome i and 99% of heterosexual men would never spend time with a wOTal. Go vote for another Clinton.
Linda Yaccarino v @lindayaX Did someone say "sports"?!
A watch party outside my apartment window for the USA-Paraguay game
Nelly Furtado’s “Loose” album cover
Charlotte Clymer OV @cmclymer Follow 9... I'm at the airport this morning standing in line to buy some snacks. Guy in front of me is wearing a Knicks cap. I tell him: "Great game last night." He says: "What?" "Oh, the game last night. Game 4. It was a classic." He stares at me. "The Knicks." I point to his cap. He rolls his eyes, says "I didn't watch," and then turns to face away. Okay. Cool. Have a good one.
neo geo home console
Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone
A raccoon head next to the words Kindly You Suck
You sure bout that? You sure?
WWE Smackdown Here Comes The Pain boxart
The Houston Rockets logo, introduced for the 2026-27 season, again uses the club's R-Rocket ship logo, now recoloured to include yellow instead of silver or black, placed within a triangular space mission-inspired badge shape with the team name above in white with two stars on either side representing the franchise's time in both San Diego and Houston. The red triangle is trimmed in yellow and black as the team returned to their original red and yellow colour scheme, used from 1971 through 1995.
Hulk hogan saying BARUUUUUU. He’s imitating a wolf which is very funny
Short answer: no. Long answer: nooooooooooooooooooo.
Dana Perino @DanaPerino I made queso Image 6:34 PM · Feb 3, 2019 a picture of sludge that supposedly is queso but looks like the radioactive pools from half-life 2
Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsellers. DPhil, Poetry. @naomirwolf Prospect Park looking like a dumpster. Unmowed, garbage everywhere. I’ve never seen it like this. Is someone trying to make a point? Or just continue to ruin some of the treasures of life on NYC? a picture of garbage next to a can
Tommy Tallarico wearing a black shirt and crossing his arms
LEVEL COMPLETE HOW'S THE REVOLUTION WORKING OUT FOR YOU ALL? MAYBE IF YOU POST MORE YOU'LL BRING DOWN THE RULING CLASS. PRESS АПУ КЕУ Paris Hilton is on the left