Phaethon(Unverfiable)

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Recovering scientist. Still not dead. All media manipulated unless stated o/wise. (C)Phaethon=All rights reserved

Three foreground military sorts are waist-deep in a swamp, one an officer, another wielding a clipboard and the third looking particularly bedraggled and miserable before them. In the background, other grunts are just floating heads looking on.
UK police officer, back to camera, with hi-viz jacket marked "Thought POLICE" & "Unacceptable Behaviour Team".
Barn Swallow /Hirundo rustica/ hunting on the wing amongst banana trees. [Bangkok, Thailand]
Two images, one of Hugh Hefner and the other of Frank the pope. Both surrounded by female employees.
Stereotypical American doctor with white coat and stethoscope showing X-ray film to a patient in a hospital bed: "Your X-RAY showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with Photoshop."
Three ladies in Edwardian dresses acost a possibly drunk mand in the street. One is picking his pocket, another steals his pocket watch while a third, the lookout, points toward an approaching policeman. Caption: "The ways of London 'ladies' - A countryman falls among them and is robbed".
A cartoon cuckoo-clock bluebird flies out of a shuttered door in the side of the clock tower of the UK Houses of Parliament. The bird has the head of Nigel Farage.
Office sign labelled "EVACUATION PLAN": Empty but for a Post-It note that reads "run".
Thai beer, 'Leo'.
Red smoke billows from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel.
'Fathers' Ted & Dougal protest with home-made placards "Down with this sort of thing" and "Careful now" respectively
Man playing an accordion on a tightrope over a canal... Well, what else ya gonna do..?
A London hotel bedside table with the drawer open. Instead of the traditional useless gideon garbage, there is a copy of the London A-Z and a book titled "The Complete Book of Knife Fighting."
Cardinal-priest Roger Mahony wearing a red baseball cap with the words "TRUMP FOR POPE" on it.
Seven letters from the UK's TV licensing who send out near-infinite numbers of such letters nationwide with empty threats of investigation/inspection/prosecution/fines and jail.
Liz 'I Crashed The Economy' Truss, JD 'Pope Killer' Vance and Donald Trump wearing MAGAesque hats reading respectively: "I Killed The Queen", "I Killed The Pope" and "I Killed America".
Newly-elected Pope Donald greets crowds of the faithless from a balcony overlooking St Peter's Square, now called America's Square.
Cola flavoured McVitie's Jaffa Cakes - Big NOPE
Evil-looking hairless cat clutching a glowing orb.
A pall of white smoke rises from a chimney of the White House. Below a Fox News banner announces: "Smoke rises over the White House, a new pope has been elected."
Joe Biden, laughing.
Buff lumberjack, naked but for strategically placed plaid shirt and white socks, posing with axe (with an 'e'), chainsaw and cut lumber. Canadian flag stamped in the background on a cut tree trunk almost as wide as the lumberjack is tall.
Tomb of Frank The Pope, late of Da Caflick Massif.
403 error being returnd by EVRI's parcel tracking link.
Cult members standing next to Frank the Pope's coffin looking sad but keen to find out if they won the office sweepstake on who the new guy (yes, guy) will be. Caption: "We are gathered here today... because your prayers didn't work."
Poster, illustration of lots of soldiers streaming off a train in the background. Top: "SYPHILIS" Bottom: "ALL OF THESE MEN HAVE IT - Women: Stay away from dance halls
Colour single frame cartoon of a large eyeball 'standing' in front of a classroom full of desks at which are seated rows of smaller eyeballs. Large Eyeball: "Good morning, pupils!" Small Eyeballs (in unison): "Good morrrrrrning, Miss Iris!" Caption: "You'll never see a cornea joke than this."
A 'tank' made from a wooden cotton bobbin, an elastic band, matches and a slice of candle.
Spock takes out a public transport punk in 20th-century San Francisco.
Adolf Hitler in hell's library, reading a newspaper story about the USA whining over the EU 'extorting' them.
JD Vance, Agent of Chaos
Sign on garden trellis featuring a big cartoon of a bee: "If we die, we're taking you all with us."
Pete 'Wanna Know A Secret' Hegseth at a White House Garden Party asking a bunch of kids if they know how to use Signal. One little girl is thinking "Keckiin' eejit..."