Phase Blowly

@phaseblowly.bsky.social

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Top 5 Boring Guy of Buffalo. PROTECT TRANS KIDS. PROTECT TRANS PEOPLE. he/him

Disclosure statement contained in the article linked above: Euihyeon Choi receives funding from the Air Force Office of Scientific Research and industry partners. Koki Ho receives funding from NASA, the U.S. Space Force, the Air Force Office of Scientific Research, and industry partners.
Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social Joined Aug '23 Lmao. Anecdotally, I carried petitions for years as a Green Party member. Eventually the organizing in WNY petered out and the next time a person knocked on my door looking for a GP signature it was a young staffer of the ranking GOP member of the county legislature. 11:27 AM • Mar 19, 2025
Normal calm @normal_now Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school 2/26/19, 3:49 PM
Jason @longwall26 Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly
A Trump truth social post: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Iranian Leadership is unbelievably duplicitous! They ask for a meeting, some would say "beg," talks begin, with more scheduled in the immediate future, and they say, openly and proudly, that they're not having any discussions, that nothing is being talked about, and they're only dealing with "Oman." They then go on to give their usual blather in saying, the Strait of Hormuz will be operated powerfully by them, when it is already completely controlled by the United States Navy and our "Blockade" or, as some say, "The United States Wall of Steel!" Nothing gets through to Iran, unless we want it to, and nothing will get through, unless a Deal, or Total Surrender, is accomplished. Whether Iran wants to admit it or not, we are, in fact, talking of a solution to a problem that they have caused, for decades. It is very simple, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP 34 ReTruths 106 Likes Aug 03, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Screenshot of a Bluesky post: Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social Joined Aug '23 Person: ChatGPT said... Me: [internally] There's no polite way to say how much I now think less of you. [Externally] ... 9:53 AM • Mar 31, 2026
lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion 9:33 AM • 9/14/22
Paragraph from the news article: "I have no idea how to get around this," they added, "other than maybe feed it prose I already edited that's technically mine? F**k."
Screenshot a post from a mod in the Reddit thread quoted above: Afgad MOD • 17h ago Locking this. It's getting brigaided hard.
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Detractors might scoff at Musk's ambition to die on Mars, but at least the dying part would be easy. The Martian air is 95% carbon dioxide. Breathing this air would suffocate the average human in a few seconds. The surface air pressure is six millibars, roughly equivalent to the pressure 22 miles above Earth. Were Musk to very inadvisably step out onto the Martian surface in his "Occupy Mars" T-shirt and sandals, all the water in his body would vaporize in an instant, making it difficult to predict what would kill him faster: asphyxiation or a kind of total bodily implosion. Either way, the near-vacuum conditions would soon desiccate his corpse, leaving behind a freeze-dried mummy that — owing to the lack of moisture and putrefying bacteria — would never decompose.
Image of the painting “Christ Driving the Money Changers from the Temple” by El Greco. There’s a lot going on in the image. Basically it’s Jesus whuppin money-changer ass in the temple. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_Driving_the_Money_Changers_from_the_Temple_(El_Greco,_Washington)
Screenshot of a paragraph from the book THE GREAT SHARK HUNT by Hunter S. Thompson: This maybe the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it—that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
Screenshot of a paragraph from the book THE GREAT SHARK HUNT by Hunter S. Thompson: This maybe the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it—that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
Screenshot of the top of an article in THE HILL by a lazy rentseeking boomer: THE HILL • Live: Trump Iran Trending: Trump Air Force One OPINION > OPINIONS - CAMPAIGN THE VIEWS EXPRESSED BY CONTRIBUTORS ARE THEIR OWN AND NOT THE VIEW OF THE HILL Mamdani's preening arrogance will ultimately prove his downfall BY LIZ PEEK, OPINION CONTRIBUTOR - 07/10/26 8:00 AM ET
Screenshot of a post from the once respected now fascist-adjacent (no different than being fascist) The Atlantic: The Atlantic • @theatlantic.com Joined Jun '23 Democrats became great by fighting the far left—and today's party can learn crucial lessons from those battles, David Brooks argues: Democrats Became Great By Fighting the Left In the DSA era, liberals need to remember their history and fight for their values. Obit.ly 12:10 PM • Jul 8, 2026 Everybody can reply
Screenshot of a historical map of lands surveyed by the Holland Land Company in the late 1700s. Cropped to show the location of the Buffalo Creek Reservation.
Photo of a hand drawn map illustrating the early tracts of land in the City of Buffalo.
Because the pope's message could influence some Americans, but is unlikely to be heeded by people in China, Thiel argued, the encyclical threatened to slow down only one side of the "race between the US and China" to advance AI. In his own view, Thiel said, that means Leo is "working for the Chinese Communists." The Aspen audience received his characterization of the pope as a Chinese agent with laughter.
Republicans have only slim majorities in Congress, and the party in power normally loses ground in the midterms. And without Trump on the ballot, Republican leaders worry that it could be hard to galvanize their voters.
Screenshot of two paragraphs from the quoted article: Instead of comparing Jolly to Mamdani or other democratic socialist candidates, he compared Jolly to two winning Democratic governors who ran as moderates: Virginia governor Abigail Spanberger and Arizona governor Katie Hobbs, calling them both "radicals" who ran very "nice" campaigns. “Now it's coming to Florida, ladies and gentlemen, they will sound very nice. But they will be very radical," Donalds said.
Democrats aligned with Mr. Jeffries, who fought hard to defeat Ms. Avila Chevalier, have privately raised concerns about her victory in particular. They fear that Republicans will weaponize a trove of her inflammatory old social media posts, including her saying that "all deportations are wrong" and using crude language about Kamala Harris, against more moderate Democrats running in swing districts that will decide the fate of the House this fall.
Screenshot from a petition filed to bless emergency actions taken previously to save gravesites from collapsing into a creek: The Easter Sunday Emergency 17. On April 19, 2019, it was observed that a surface crack had developed on the ground between the steel sheet wall and the Good Shepherd grave sites. Dispenza Aff. 919.
Screenshot of a paragraph from Mr. Waldman column: Which brings us to Iran. We do learn in the book that Vice President JD Vance expressed misgivings about the disastrous war, echoing other reports. “But with the exception of the vice president, nobody on the senior team — not his secretary of state, not his chairman of the Joint Chiefs, not his chief of staff — had made a real effort" to talk Trump out of it. And Vance's objections were less than forceful. The internal debate seemed to be about whether the MAGA base that had been told Trump was anti-war would feel betrayed, not about whether the war might go badly — as it has.
Screenshot of JD Vance’s stupid face from an interview. Closed-caption text across the bottom reads: Our six-year old just got baptized a couple of weeks ago, actually.
Image of a used crack pipe on a white background with the words “Works Cited:” across the top in black text.
Screenshot of an old Bluesky post I made last year: Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social Not sure why anyone would hang a "punch me really fucking hard" sign right on the bridge of their nose, th. Some people are different, I guess. Jul 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Screenshot of the entire dumbass post quoted in my post above: Amanda Collins Beams @amandacollinsbeams.bsky.... Joined Nov '24 I'm so sorry Kohen died. But I am sorrier his mother chose to put her son in a dangerous situation in the first place. A responsible parent doesn't take their child along while they commit a crime. Yes, it was only diapers, but she chose to steal. She cannot blame the police for her bad choices! 9:28 PM • Jun 17, 2026 359 quotes 16 saves 889 359
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Screenshot of a paragraph from the Wikipedia page for Jean-François Gariépy. Warning, it’s pretty fucking creepy, imo: In 2018, following his third divorce, Gariépy was the defendant in a guardianship lawsuit over a19-year-old he was claiming as his fiancée. A doctor said had this woman had autism and "the social and mental maturity of a 10 or 11-year-old child." Gariépy had made contact with the woman online before she decided to travel to North Carolina to see him in July 2016. According to the woman, Gariépy intended to impregnate her. The parents of the teenager won guardianship and returned her home.
Screenshot of a comment purportedly from the seller/owner in this auction: Marcofluff (The Seller) Sorry need to clarify I am the original owner. I ordered the car in September 1995. In 2004 got a divorce and needed to declare bankruptcy so I" sold " the car to my brother fearing the might take it to help off the 50000 in debt that I owed . Then back in 2006 my brother " sold" it back to me. Yes it does show 3 owners. I buried my paperwork in my comic book collection so eventually I will have proof that I am the original owner. Second out of the 67450 miles 45 thousand miles were hwy miles travel on road trips. Always used synthetic oil from day one. Never drove it in the winter time. If you have any questions I will answer honestly. Flag as not constructive
Screenshot of a tweet by Joyce Carol Oates absolutely roasting Victor Wembanyama for being a little bit immature. A New York Times tweet is quoted within Joyce Carol Oates tweet: Joyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates parallel with the Knicks' extraordinary penchant for magically rallying, coming-up-from-behind to triumph at virtually the last minute was the weirdly fascinating drama of "Wemby" on the court distinctive not only by his height but the thinness of his body which appeared, beside his teammates, almost pre-pubescent, lacking maturity. no matter where you looked, there was always "Wemby" charging about anticipating an opening to shove, push someone with a solid adult body with a baby-faced look of insouciance: "Who? Me? I'm just a kid." [quoted tweet follows]The New York Times @ @nytimes • 4h From @TheAthletic: Victor Wembanyama's firstNBA finals experience was tough and emotional. He left the court without shaking Knicks players' hands after the Spurs lost. "It's painful. But I'm not running away from that," ... nyti.ms/4xAgpiP[end quoted tweet] 3:47 PM • Jun 14, 2026 • 171.1K Views
Screenshot of a tweet: Mike Recine @mikerecine X.com I used to watch Charlie Kirk say stuff like this and wonder why nothing bad ever happened to him. But then he got shot and everyone fucked his wife. […] 8:27 PM • 1/8/26
Screenshot of a Bluesky post: Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social Never run your coke dealer for federal office, imo. 6:16 PM • Jun 4, 2026
Letter from notable CBS pissbaby Nick Bilton to notable chad journalist Scott Pelley: Dear Mr. Pelley: I meant what I said in my letter last week to the 60 Minutes team: joining 60 Minutes is the honor of my career and I am grateful to be working alongside the people who have contributed to the most important television journalism brand this country has ever produced. While I'm new to 60 Minutes, I've devoted my career to investigative journalism and storytelling. I started this job excited to collaborate and to benefit from the wisdom and experience of the 60 Minutes veterans, with you among them. For that reason, one of the first things I did in my new role was call you to talk and invite you to dinner. It is a profound disappointment that you rejected that overture and chose ambush instead. Yesterday, you hijacked my first meeting with staff to disparage me, my qualifications, and my intentions with remarkable incivility and contempt. I welcome a diversity of viewpoints and respectful debate among the team, but this was nothing of the sort. Yesterday's performative display of hostility-enacted in front of the staff instead of in a civil, private conversation demonstrated that you have no interest in contributing to the future success of the show, or approaching my new tenure with a mind open to collaboration and progress. I am here to deliver first-in-class news programming, not to make headlines about newsroom drama. I am eager to work alongside those who share this goal. Despite yesterday's misconduct, I had hoped that in sitting down with you today we could find a path forward together. You made clear that you are not interested in such a path. Your antipathy to the future of the show has come through loud and clear. And I have heard you. I therefore write on behalf of CBS News, Inc. (CBS") to inform you that your employment with CBS is terminated for cause effective immediately. Enclosed is your formal termination letter. Sincerely, Nick Bilton
Cropped screenshot of paragraph from the Substack article: I say this as an unaffiliated voter with no particular love for the GOP but who fears and loathes today's Democrats and sees the damage they are doing to Colorado when it comes to overregulation, over-taxation, and eroding, if not destroying, the appeal of this state for business.
Screenshot of three paragraphs of some real whiny-ass pissbaby hit dog hollerin’ stuff from the wingnut bishop from the Fox “News” story: In an interview with Fox News Digital, Barron, arguably the most prominent Catholic prelate in America, said that despite criticism within the church of the administration's immigration policy, "there are darn good reasons, moral reasons, for being concerned about an open border." "I don't think it's fair to say to a conservative, to a Republican, you're just being difficult and anti-humanitarian," he said, adding that "at times, the Catholic left is great for calling for dialogue and bridge-building — until it comes to conservatives." He said that for many Catholics on the left, "when it comes to conservatives, just tell them what they should be doing and saying.'
Screenshot of post from a Meltdown May™️ frontrunner: Corey Atad @coreyatad.com toh, people are literally doing the quote-dunking to me on this thread right now, and i've witnessed plenty of harassment here, too. it's really the change in ownership, the fucked up abuse and Al shit on there, and the steering the algorithm toward literal nazis that makes X essentially untenable. 8:47 AM • May 24, 2026
Screenshot of a Bluesky post: Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social Steve Inskeep earnestly asking the CBP agents about their economic anxiety while they're arresting Leila Fadel for being an un-American Muslim subversive. 1:45 PM • Oct 28, 2024
Screenshot of a notification on my laptop: Privacy & Security "GoogleUpdater" was prevented from modifying apps on your Mac.
Screenshot of the “Make It Make Sense” Bluesky page showing only 29 sad and lost souls following the account as of 5/13/2026 at 10:08am.
Screenshot of a tweet from the nazi website: Brian Sozzi • • @BrianSozzi X.com JP Morgan on oil prices/Strait of Hormuz: "A core assumption of our framework is that the accelerating pace of oil inventory depletion will ultimately force the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, one way or another. Our base case envisions the Strait reopens in June-anchored on June 1 for simplicity—following a clear and credible announcement ratified and confirmed by both sides, such as a statement from the UN Security Council." 3:54 AM • 5/12/26
Screenshot of a rare good tweet from the nazi website: Mike Recine @mikerecine X.com I used to watch Charlie Kirk say stuff like this and wonder why nothing bad ever happened to him. But then he got shot and everyone fucked his wife. [embedded quote tweet: Matt Walsh • @MattWalshBlog •1d This lesbian agitator gave her life to protect 68 IQ Somali scammers who couldn't give less of a shit about her. The most disgraceful and humiliating end...]
Screenshot of a headline from the New York Times opinion section: Did Wokeness Leave Us Worse Off? The debate over words we can and can't say. April 8, 2026
Screenshot of a Tweet from Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA): Ted Lieu @tedlieu • 39m Dear @thejointstaff: The UCMJ and federal law prohibit war crimes. Striking civilian infrastructure that causes disproportionate civilian harm constitutes war crimes. You will disobey those illegal orders. If you commit war crimes, the next Administration will prosecute you.
Screenshot from the Wikipedia page for the blaster beam: Some more unexpected attention came in the early nineties when several women attending a music concert in New York's Central Park claimed to have been stimulated by the sound created by a blaster beam being used in the performance. This prompted Australian radio station 2SER-FM to conduct an experiment in which they played a continuous loop of a blaster beam performance and asked their female listeners to report any stimulation they experienced. (FM's frequency response typically starts at around 50 Hz which is similar to the theoretical lowest frequencies of the blaster beam, but these frequencies might have been more prominent at the live concert.) On this occasion none of the show's listeners reported any arousal whatsoever.
Screenshot of the last paragraph of the NYT article: "I can say I've been drunk and ended up in a Waffle House," Mr. Spears said. "Don't know how I got there. But I was there."
Cropped screenshot of an old Bluesky post by yours truly: Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social BREAKING: New entry for my favorite genre of social media posts that I call “Idiots on the Internet Explaining the Plot of THE WIRE to David Simon."
Screenshot of two paragraphs from the Tiger Woods article: The driver of the truck told officials that he was starting to turn into a driveway off a two-lane road when he looked in his mirror and saw Woods driving "at high speeds," officials said Friday evening. When the truck's driver tried to get off the road, the Land Rover "overtook" the truck at the last minute, swerved to avoid a crash but ultimately clipped the back of the trailer.
Black on white drawing of Hitler holding a gun to head. Lines extending from the other side of his head show that the gun has been fired. The text across the bottom reads: FOLLOW YOUR LEADER.
Image of a doctored Truth Social post from the only person that posts on that shithole: Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump Donald Trump just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP 321 ReTruths 962 Likes 3/21/26, 10:26 AM
Screenshot of two paragraphs from the NY Post story: During his testimony, Walters was asked if he had been called a "son of a bitch," with the sergeant saying he was, but nothing that was published online. On Tuesday night, hours after the trial had adjourned for the day, Foreman shared a video to his social media accounts featuring him singing, "Randy Walter's a son of a bitch."
Screenshot of a paragraph from the quote-posted Esquire article: These are words that are meant to suggest strength and resolve and toughness, and they work, in exactly the way a beard suggests a chin.
Main Kampf meme from SUCCESSION in three panels: "Have you ever read Mein Kampf?” "Uh, yeah. Couple of times. I guess" “Couple times? Were there easter eggs in there you didn't get the first time?”
Screenshot of a Bluesky post: CNBC @cnbc.com Jim Cramer: Don't let Iran war-induced market volatility scare you out of stocks Jim Cramer: Don't let Iran war-induced market volatility scare you out of stocks "Believe me, you'll be kicking yourself if you sell everything and then you have to watch this market r... cnb.cx 7:34 PM • Mar 12, 2026 & Everybody can reply
Screenshot of a Bluesky post: Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social Me: [internally] Remember, not every reactionary is projecting latent homosexual tendencies. Me: [externally] Employee of the Month down at the dicksucking factory, I bet. 11:42 PM • Oct 2, 2025
Screenshot of a Bluesky post: Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social Steve Inskeep earnestly asking the CBP agents about their economic anxiety while they're arresting Leila Fadel for being an un-American Muslim subversive. 1:45 PM • Oct 28, 2024
Screenshot of a paragraph in the linked article: Martin is being represented by a Justice Department attorney, a source told CNN.