phasewalk 🏴‍☠️

@phasewalk.xyz

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dweb, cryptography, rust, λ fp, skiing, guitar Math and Data Sci @ berkeley.edu Making Big Brother Obsolete

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a meme consisting of a painting of the abrahamic god saying "Let there be raccoons!" and a picture of a silly raccoon responding "Awesome! Thank"
> waow *based based based based* meme
The moral character of cryptographic work, a paper by Phillip Rogaway
Linus Torvalds responding to someone on some forum: @morgthorak I think you might want to make sure you don't follow me. Because your "woke communist propaganda" comment makes me think you're a moron of the first order. I strongly suspect I am one of those "woke communists" you worry about. But you probably couldn't actually explain what either of those words actually mean, could you? I'm a card-carrying atheist, I think a woman's right to choose is very important, I think that "well regulated militia" means that guns should be carefully licensed and not just randomly given to any moron with a pulse, and I couldn't care less if you decided to dress up in the "wrong" clothes or decided you'd rather live your life without feeling tied to whatever plumbing you were born with. And dammit, if that all makes me "woke" , then I think anybody who uses that word as a pejorative is a fcking disgrace to the human race. So please just unfollow me right
Guy with MAGA hat on: “Woah buddy. When I said free speech, I didn’t mean you could just start saying things I don’t like”
Intro to Cognitive Science Canvas page: “Lesson #3 - Class Discussion - Moltbook”
“Roll Safe” meme showing a man smiling while tapping his temple with his index finger, suggesting a “clever” idea. Top text reads “DON’T NEED TO CARE ABOUT IDLE WATTS” and bottom text reads “IF THE HOMELAB IS NEVER IDLE.”
Pikachu holding a Gibson Les Paul
Guy wearing a t-shirt that says “Linux Geek” showing his Tux tattoo on his arm
that “naked. high. thinking about the deep sea internet cables again” meme
A picture of the UC Berkeley campus from the top of Evan's Hall; Doe Library is in the center of the frame. Storm clouds loom overhead.
A flash drive laying in the grass with the caption: “If you’re cold they’re cold. Put them in your computer at work.”
Lilith the siren (from Borderlands) in her phasewalk state; rendering her invisible to the enemy and invulnerable to damage.
Jack (my shepherd-husky) is very photogenic. He sits at the top of the stairs and yawns with his tongue out.
Total solar eclipse
Two Maine Coons sitting side by side on a balcony perch
The image features two contrasting drawings side by side. On the left is a colored drawing of a confident-looking woman with long hair, wearing a red turtleneck, with her hands clasped in front of her. She is saying "time to update your threat model". On the right is a grayscale drawing of a withered, submissive-looking old man responding "yes honey". The overall style resembles popular internet memes that juxtapose one person's assertiveness with another's acquiescence.