Craig 🦄

@phenomnomnomin.al

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Computer 💻 | Kiwi 🥝 | he/him 🔥 | tired/angsty 🏴 | ex-@spotify ex-@trade me

Google search result for “how many p’s are in Craig”, AI Overview: “There is 1 "p" in the name Craig (C-r-a-i-p). Wait, no-it's C-r-a-i-g! My bad! There are actually zero "p"s in the word Craig.”
Part of the Agenda for JetBrains JavaScript Day 2025: Craig Spence: Quanumania.js Ant Man is stuck in The Quantum Realm, and the only way to get out is by using (you guessed it) Quantum Algorithms! We’re stuck up here in the non-Quantum Realm, so we have to help Ant Man and his friends with the best tool we have - JavaScript!
Screenshot of the TypeScript playground showing a surprising result. When using the `flat` method of an array with a depth of Infinity, you can product a union containing all the numbers from -1 to 20.
My honours thesis for my engineering degree, titled “A Distributed Ray-Tracer in JavaScript” from 2012
Adam Driver saying “More”
View from and Uber driving down the beach in Nice, the start of sunset, a few chemtrails streak an otherwise blue and pink sky, a single boat floats in the sea.
Nice little animation in a ring builder app, centre stone in an three-stone diamond ring, rotates from a "North/South" to an "East/West" orientation.
Some sheep have escaped and I have had to chase them down!
Chicago flag tattoo on left arm above elbow.
JavaScript code for a logger including the string "What the shit did you just try to log???"
A “red velvet latte” on a plate with a spoon on a table with some flowers
JavaScript code: $$('.text-bold.f4').filter(e => e.innerText === 'Load diff').forEach(e => e.click())
Completed Lego X Mansion set
Middle section done of the Lego X Mansion, feat Wolverine, Professor X, Storm, Cyclops, Jean Grey and a Sentinel!
My dad’s four chickens.
Lego X Mansion set
The Dischord house.
My new tattoo of the Chicago flag from the artist’s insta. Text reads “Craig is visiting from New Zealand and got a Chicago flag tattoo to honour his trip 🥹. Tattooing is so cool! Always wild to have your work leave the shop and end up on the other side of the world!”
View from my hotel room in Chicago. Night time, pretty old buildings, few cars on the road, nice lights everywhere.