Phil Nelson

@philanelson.bsky.social

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English teacher in Japan 🇯🇵 Father of 3 👶 Fluent in Japanese 🗣 Proficient in CSS, JavaScript, & React ⚛ Creating language-learning apps 🌏 Teaching with Keynote 💻

Trump arrives in Davos with C3-PO and no one to greet him.
December 12, 2025 Wordle results
Japanese website with crammed layout
Resource list for learning React via videos, books, etc.
London Christmas mural
London Christmas mural
Chronicles of Riddick court final scene.
Star Fox 64 villain, Andross, blowing up and saying "If I go down, I'm taking you with me!"
A pie chart with 75% sky, 20% sunny side of pyramid, and 5% shady side of pyramid.
An image of an older black woman (a cougar) and black panther side by side.
Image of Hitler with a tater tot head and Trump hair giving the Nazi salute. Text next to Hitler reads: "Don't be a Dick Tater"
Aaaaand it's gone southpark meme that reads "Checks bluesky. And he's still not gone."
Company logos of Google, Amazon, Y Combinator, Meta, Apple, and Nvidia arranged to spell GAYMAN
Edgar from Men in Black asking for sugar water.
Bluesky Discover feed with the scroll bar all the way at the bottom.
Remember when you could google something and find it on the first page? Pepperidge farm remembers
Movie poster for the hills have eyes, but hills is replaced with boxes.
Protester holding an AI-generated sign that reads "Laben"
Silhouette of Hank Green with the text "We gotta do what we can."
Silhouette of Hank Green with the text "We gotta do what we can."
Silhouette of Hank Green with the text "As long as we don7t know what the fuck is going to happen, we gotta do what we can."
Monster energy drink display in pink/white/blue representing the transgender flag.
Two people with wildly opposing views on Apple's new Liquid Glass UI update.
iPhone home screen displaying new liquid glass user interface
Quoted post directly over a picture of a plant.
What do you mean these people from tropic thunder
Pattie Gonia with a pride flag
A slice of sausage pizza.
The above post with posted time (7 seconds) and number of likes (14) circled in red.
Arm/Hand prop from Hellboy film
Phil Nelson and son skipping down the street.
Pop-up on Josh Comeau's website defining DOM as The live-running environment that displays the website.
Actress Hunter Schafer
Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99, saying: "I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out out to my colleagues. They were not, as the kids say, "awake." Detective Peralta says: "Do you mean 'woke'?" to which Holt replies: "I did mean woke. But it's grammatically incoherent."
Google maps estimated speed to travel shown as twice as fast for gay people (pride flag next to person).
charcuterie board with cheese, meat, and crackers.
Sign that reads Good Vives Only
Medium Spring Green color
Dick Burns-Cox Consultant Urologist
James Bond and Jack Wade from Goldeneye 007
BBC Article: Destination dupes: Where to go instead of the US Big skies, bold cities and iconic prison islands - these destinations offer a familiar feel with a global twist.
Yukichi, the pupper, shares a cig with Ben Affleck.
10,000 yen note
Yukichi the pupper with Narcos waiting meme star Pablo Escobar.
A visualization of the Box Model in CSS with content, padding, border, and margin.
Keanu Reeves and sad pupper sit on a bench together.
Illustration of people waiting in line, as if at a bank or store.
Trump sitting in a c-130 cargo plane.
Yukichi the sad pupper shares a cigarette with Ben Affleck.
Keanu Reeves and sad pupper sit on a bench together.
Rita Repulsa from Power Rangers emerging from a container proclaiming "Ahhh! After ten thousand years, I'm free!" with the Microsoft Edge logo hovering above her head. Caption reads: "When you accidentally launch Microsoft Edge."
Add for Duolingo on App Store
A real photo of JD Vance in the White House
Ligne Roset People sitting on space-age sofa in 1960s interior (Credit: Ligne Roset)
A mule dressed in stereotypical French attire (white and black strips and a French beret) surrounded by French bread, coffee, croissants, and the Eiffel Tower.
Rockstar Games GTA VI website hamburger dropdown menu.
Surprised pikachu
A hooded person with a metal mask, holds up their hand. Text reads: "Silence, current side project, a new side project is talking."
Google search bar: "will water freeze at 27 fucking degrees Fahrenheit"
A burnt, fried Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants with the text "That crumb in the bottom of the air fryer getting cooked for the 27th time."