Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they)

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As a tired Dad way over 30, I'd love to have a description here that is witty, short, and not cringe. A quote from Terry Pratchett, maybe. 🤔 Until I come up with one, we're stuck with this, though. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #BLM #ACAB #LGBTQIA+ #FCKAFD

In the picture you see the insides of an air plane. All the seats are occupied, in the central aisle, Pope Leo XIV. is standing. He is holding a baseball bat, and a slight smile is playing around his mouth. A caption overhead reads "Do you use AI?" in German. The Pope has been decidedly outspoken against Artificial Intelligence the past months. This meme suggests he might be willing to get violent about his opinions, because of the baseball bat.
Bild einer Hand auf Holz, daneben eine Spitze einer Tastatur, oberhalb ein Rest eines Werkzeugs. Die Hand und Fingernägel wirken gepflegt, am Handansatz und auf den ersten Fingergliedern ist leichte Behaarung zu sehen. Wie in so einer Model-Agentur, weißte?
Ein Bild des auferstandenen Jesus vor seinem Grab im Felsen, wie in der Bibel beschrieben. Neben ihm steht, in Anlehnung an die Textzeilen zu "Shady's Back" von Eminem: "Guess who's back Back again JC's back Say Amen"
Pictured: three bunnies in an outside enclosure, provided with shade, hay, and a place to retreat into. The bunnies are an off-white male named Tausi with floppy ears, a black-and-white pygmy female fittingly named Oreo, and a brown in Giant Rex female weighing as much as the other ones together named Adalbert. The bunnies are all sitting neatly next to each other like there's not a care in the world.
Pictured are 8 chickens of varying breeds and sizes. 6 of them are foraging in the background, two are approaching the camera in a curious manner.
Meme: Seven of Nine (of Star Trek fame) making a very disgusted face when shown the display of a mobile phone. It is implied she is looking at something ... horrible.
Pictured is a snake of striking, almost neon, green against a back drop of natural earthy brown. The snake seems unusually slender and long and is not coiled up as snakes are usually pictured. Instead, its body kind of tapers put of sight. It's holding its head up high with its neck held at a perfect upright angle to the ground. Its head/face and snout come to a fine point, and its horizontally slitted pupils make it look like it is silently judging you for choosing THAT dress with THOSE shoes. Simply unacceptable.
Pictured is a part of a keyboard, the keys white except for one that is blue and labelled "Upgrade". A finger tip is pressing it. Underneath, as a reaction, an error pop-up screen is shown that reads "You can't upgrade perfection".
Picture of the classic "One guard only tells the truth, one only speaks lies" riddle, but when the announcer asks the character if he understands the rules, the character AND both of the guards answer "Yes". Implying one of the guards actually didn't understand the rules.
Picture of a cat laying on grey cloth background. The cat has its eyes closed and seems very relaxed and happy.
Picture of a miniature parrot or cockatiel sitting on some electronic scales having its weight measured. It's colour is off-white, and it's shaped like an almost perfect sphere, looking very pleasing to hold. Its face also looks content and pleased with itself.
A screenshot of a HeroForge Mini (a website that allows the custom creation of TableTop game miniatures) built and posed to look like a bald and bearded fellow with silver loop earrings. He is wearing a white shirt with long sleeves, a black short sleeved tunic over that, and leather arm guards. There is some grey in his beard indicating middle age. He is holding his chin and smiles/smirks at the viewer.
Tom, der Kater aus Tom&Jerry, schleicht hinterhältig grinsend hinter einer Zimmertür hervor. Mimik, Körperhaltung und Szenenaufbau erinnern stark an das Bild von Bente in ihrer Zeichnung.
Selfie von Phil Dragonbeard, ein weißer Mann Anfang 40, mit kurzgeschorenem Haupthaar und üppigem braunem Vollbart mit weißer Strähne am Kinn, wie er übertrieben vorwurfsvoll und etwas trotzig an der Kamera vorbei schaut und sich die Stirn reibt
The famous picture of "The Doors'" lead singer, half-naked with only a necklace, but his face is photoshopped over with that of Frodo from Lord of the Rings. The caption reads "Come on baby light my Shire.", alluding to The Doors' hit single "Light my Fire".