Philip Simon Comedian

@philipscomedy.bsky.social

114 Followers 15 Following

I have 2 amazing opinions. All children are my own! 🎗️BRING🎗️THEM🎗️HOME🎗️NOW!🎗️ https://linktr.ee/PhilipsComedy

Two pictures side by side of actor Christian Bale from Batman and American Psycho. One photo says “Batman” and the other says “Batman” but between the T and the M is the letter E inserted above to read his American Psycho name of Bateman.
A picture of Stand Up Comedian Philip Simon holding a microphone. The picture has a lot of text, which is the same as what is written in the post.
Four movie posters with their corresponding comedy spots including “A complete Unknown” as compete, A Real Pain” as the opener, “Maria” as token woman and “The Brutalist” as the headliner.
An AI generated cartoon image of Mariah Carey looking Christmassy and frustrated holding sheets of paper with the added caption “all any freelancer really wants for Christmas”
A tree with what looks like the Jewish tefillin straps and box wrapped around it.
A notes page with the content reading: SUPER MARIO WHOT CHILD - 16, 46,76, DADDY - 37, 70, 76 poo poo bum bum chicken nuggets poo poo bum bum poo poo bum bum
Philip Simon is standing with his hands on his hips dressed as a pink bunny in front of the millennium dome.
A collage of photos, the bottom 5 showing comedian Philip Simon on stage performing his show at the Leicester comedy festival. The top two photos are a selfie of Philip showing his enthusiastic audience and one of the poster for the show.
A beautiful sunset over a suburban street
A mock up of two children on a country road who’ve had a tantrum next to a sign like the “0 days since an accident” ones, but this one reads “Good news! We have gone 7 days (crossed out), hours (crossed out), minutes without a tantrum!”
A collage picture of the Israeli hostages taken to Gaza on 7th October 2023 with the slogan “Men. Women. Babies. Elderly. Are still held hostage by Hamas. #BringThemHomeNow.” It is signed off by the Hostages and Missing Families forum.
To the question “what is your favourite event you’ve worked on?” I have replied with the typo “a big corporate celebrity gig where I was responsible for booing the comedians.”
A selection of arcade games including air hockey, pool and basket ball.
The Leonardo DiCaprio “Cheers” meme with the caption, “IF YOU TWEET ABOUT ISRAEL AT 23:59:45 ON NEW YEARS EVE IT WILL BE EXACTLY MIDNIGHT WHEN YOU READ THE FIRST ANTISEMITIC REPLY! START YOUR NEW YEAR AS IT'S BOUND TO CARRY ON!”
And array of Chanukiahs showing enough lit candles to be celebrating the 4th night of Chanukah.
A collage of 2 photos. One showing a costa coffee hot drink for £5 and the other showing 3 McDonald’s hot drinks for £5.07.
Comedian Philip Simon waiting in front of some serious purple balloons!
Comedian Philip Simon waiting in front of some serious purple balloons!
A screenshot of Twitter trending topics, this one reading “trending in United Kingdom death to all Jews 18.1 K posts”!
A synagogue on fire on 9th November 1938
A photo of Rishi Sunak and Boris Johnson at a Covid press conference with a headline “Sunak ‘unable to hand over’ pandemic WhatsApp messages to Covid enquiry”
Comedian Philip Simon attempting some shut eye on his morning flight to Greece. The shutter is up and it’s still dark outside the plane window