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About Me: Video Games Favorite Game: Hollow Knight Best Story: Oblivion Favorite Art Style: Inscryption Biggest Personal Impact: Zelda: Ocarina of Time Best Combat: Sekiro Funniest: Portal 2 Underrated: Against the Storm Best Progression: Hades 2 Needs a Remake: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Criminally Overlooked: Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo Favorite Protagonist: Grim Fandango Favorite Antagonist: Undertale Best Soundtrack: Super Mario World Best Multiplayer: Super Smash Bros. Melee Slay the Spire: Slay the Spire Turn My Brain Off: Elden Ring Best With Friends: Overwatch Best Retro Game: Super Mario RPG Nostalgic Childhood Game: Pokemong Trading Card Game Game for Game Boy Game Everyone Should Play: Stardew Valley but also if you don't think it's for you don't lol I just had to put something broad in here so I went with this one but you know whatever
Headline: New Air Force One Lacks Defensive Countermeasures of Previous Model, Officials Say Subhed: Experts said the lack of such capabilities poses a potential risk when the president travels overseas. The White House defended the aircraft’s safety. (photo of the plane)
excerpt from The Farthest Shore You sought it. All of you. You sought it and could not find it, and so made wise words about acceptance and balance and the equilibrium of life and death. But they were words - lies to cover your failure - to cover your fear of death! What man would not live forever, if he could? And I can. I am immortal. I did what you could not do and therefore I am your master; and you know it.
Excerpt from The Farthest Shore by Ursula Le Guin "You exist: without name, without form. You cannot see the light of day; you cannot see the dark. You sold the green earth and the sun and stars to save yourself. But you have no self. All that which you sold, that is yourself. You have given everything for nothing. And so now you seek to draw the world to you, all that light and life you lost, to fill up your nothingness. But it cannot be filled. Not all the songs of earth, not all the stars of heaven, could fill your emptiness."
excerpt from the guardian article linked above The US Department of the Interior has claimed in recent days that the installation of a water treatment system which a spokesperson described as “nanobubbler technology” would help address the algae issue. “The nanobubbler technology has successfully destroyed the algae bloom that has plagued every pool reopening since 1922,” a spokesperson told the Guardian on Tuesday. The spokesperson claimed the pool had been “broken and disgusting” days after a project that took place while Barack Obama was president. (HIGHLIGHT) “Now, due to deploying the advanced nanobubbler technology, the algae is dead and being vacuumed up as we speak,” the spokesperson added. “We thank President Trump for fixing the reflecting pool for good.” (/HIGHLIGHT)
a yin and yang labeled "the worst game of basketball you've ever watched" and "the best game of basketball you've ever watched"
victor wembanyama taunting mitchell robinson before imploding and losing the largest lead in nba finals history
a still from an AI video featuring a man with big transparent plastic shoes walking on water
Tesseract wikipedia page In geometry, a tesseract or 4-cube is a four-dimensional hypercube, analogous to a two-dimensional square and a three-dimensional cube.[1] Just as the perimeter of the square consists of four edges and the surface of the cube consists of six square faces, the hypersurface of the tesseract consists of eight cubical cells, meeting at right angles. The tesseract is one of the six convex regular 4-polytopes.
how the original post from mark cuban began: Mark Cuban This will make some folks mad :).
tweet from donald j trump, parentheticals clumsily photoshopped: In order to (avoid going to his son's wedding), @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
tempus fugate, the clock king, from the animated batman series
a handsome white dog with a brown and black head, looks like a big jack russell terrier, wearing a red collar that says apollo
¹ — the word “Republican” does not appear in the article about Republican gerrymandering.
In that sense, this second paragraph operates as a Rorschach test. If you are aware Republicans are engaging in suppression, it reads that way; if you believe Democrats are simply whining about a “fair” playing field, you are humored, as well.
watto in joker makeup saying “you wanna know how i got this chance cube”
excerpt from "Tim Walz breaks free from his bubble" 10-17-2024 https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/tim-walz-breaks-free-bubble-rcna175726 It’s all part of what the Harris-Walz campaign said would be a “more aggressive” approach to campaigning for the Minnesota governor following his debate with Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance earlier this month. Before then, he had been almost completely missing on TV since becoming the Democratic vice presidential nominee and avoiding answering questions from the media.
excerpt from an article written mid-September 2024: In total, the Democratic candidates have granted just seven interviews between them, while their Republican rivals Donald Trump and JD Vance have given more than ten times that number over the same time period. (highlight)Figures close to the Harris campaign told Axios that limiting interactions with the press was a deliberate strategy, suggesting they hope to shield the vice-president from bruising media encounters with the election just weeks away.(/highlight) In the 59 days since Ms Harris became the Democratic presidential candidate, Trump and Mr Vance, the Ohio senator, have given 73 interviews. The bulk of those were done by Mr Vance, with Trump giving 14 interviews.
politico article from oct 2, 2024: Adam Wren: Vance. The Harris-Walz strategy of all but hiding Walz since his early August rollout showed tonight. Walz’s answer on the Tiananmen Square question — he had a significant amount of time to formulate a response to this prior to the debate — was rocky at best. One of the enduring questions for the Harris-Walz campaign will be why they bubble-wrapped a guy who rose to prominence on the strength of his media hits during the mini-veepstakes. I just don’t understand it.
jubilee debate-circle youtube thumbnail: Psychiatrist and 20 Depressed People
a twitter post from phil in 2021: imagining a world where ask jeeves beat google. where youtube is owned by jeeves. where jeeves makes phones. indeed, for in this upside-down world, it is we who serve the butler
john wick with the letters rearranged and captioned checkmate
john wick captioned "now, yeah, I'm thin"
john wick captioned "I'm thinking back."
john wick screenshot "But now, yeah, I'm thinking"
simpsons screenshot with a clumsy replacement: We've tried (sending them our oiliest liar), and we're all out of ideas.
Highlighted text: And while many Democrats may be pointing fingers at each other as part of the party's soul-searching journey, Beshear is uninterested in such infighting.
opencritic's 2026 hall of fame listing resident evil requiem, mewgenics, and esoteric ebb
next to a sign that says "Days Since a Republican Official Has Been Charged With Sex Crimes: 0," a stick figure comforts a second stick figure holding a "1" caption: I'm sure we'll be able to put yours up one day.
screenshot of Nellie Bowles' wikipedia Her first book, Morning After the Revolution, was released in 2024 by Thesis, a new imprint of Penguin Random House.[40] In the book, (HIGHLIGHT) Bowles alleges that many U.S. institutions, including the governments of large cities and legacy media outlets, have been captured by far-left political actors. (/HIGHLIGHT) In The Washington Post, Becca Rothfeld wrote, "The book's ambient contempt for progressives is legible; its actual thesis much less so".[41] Commenting on the book's factual inaccuracies in The Guardian, Charles Kaiser wrote,
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screenshot from Olivia Newton-John's "Physical" with the lyrics clumsily changed to "Let's get cynical, cynical"
bro·mide /ˈbrōˌmīd/ noun plural noun: bromides 1. Chemistry a compound of bromine with another element or group, especially a salt containing the anion Br− or an organic compound with bromine bonded to an alkyl radical. 2. (highlighted passage) a trite and unoriginal idea or remark, typically intended to soothe or placate. (end highlight) "feel-good bromides create the illusion of problem solving"
the pokemon firered opening screen
email exchange From: Steve Bannon I Sent: 4/23/2019 4:06:36 PM To: Michael Wolff _________________________________1 CC: Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com] Subject: Re: Announcing the 2019 Hillman Prize winners Importance: High Fix always in On Apr 23, 2019, at 9:06 AM, Michael Wolff < > wrote: Look at the judges on this thing: the right-thinking establishment to a tee (to a Ta-Nihisi). On Tue, Apr 23, 2019 at 2:57 PM Steve Bannon < wrote: Pile on On Apr 23, 2019, at 8:51 AM, Michael Wolff <___________________________> wrote: Another big prize for Miami Herald. ----------Forwarded message--------- From: The Sidney Hillman Foundation < Date: Tue, Apr 23, 2019 at 2:45 PM Subject: Announcing the 2019 Hillman Prize winners To: Michael < Congratulations to the 2019 Hillman Prize recipients! HOUSE OVERSIGHT 021223 Sidney Hillman Foundation Names Winners of 2019 Prizes for Journalism in Service of the Common Good Reuters, NBC News and MSNBC, ProPublica Receive Honors; Adam Serwer to receive Opinion & Analysis Prize NEW YORK — The Sidney Hillman Foundation announced Tuesday winners of the 69th annual Hillman Prizes, recognizing a Reuters expose of slum-like living conditions on U.S military bases, the Miami Herald's investigation into Labor Secretary Alex Acosta's sweetheart deal with serial sex abuser, Jeffrey Epstein, and NBC News and MSNBC's reporting on the Trump Administration's family separation policy, among other standout reporting in service of the common good. HOUSE OVERSIGHT 021224 Hannah Dreier of ProPublica won a Hillman Prize for reporting that showed how the government's bungled crackdown on MS-13 has torn apart the lives of Latino immigrants. The Atlantic's Adam Serwer, who has emerged as a defining voice of the Trump era, won for his essays on racism and Trump's political movement, and Anna Clark won for her book on the Flint water crisis. This year's prizes were judged by writer Ta-Nehisi Coates, the New Yorker's..
a fig chile spread, bacon, and mozzarella pizza with cracked black pepper on a cutting board
Antiquity and early middle ages Predecessors of modern tunnels were adits that transported water for irrigation, drinking, or sewerage. The first qanats are known from before 2000 BC.
poster with fantasy art in the background and a purple to blue gradient: Stand-Up Comedy from Dina Hashem & Eli Yudin (Eli labeled Just Added!) September 27 @ Caveat
poster of phil and jeremy in front of art featuring a nefarious-looking with with the title Chronicles of Trevor, subtitle a new fantasy comedy from Phil Jamesson and Jeremy Kaplowitz
a screenshot from a website saying You've read your last free article.
silksong cover but hornet has phil's head
"i am the captain now" screenshot from captain phillips
the cover of silksong: hornet, a white-masked bug, holds a needle with silk surrounding her
image of Tim Platt in front of an image of a rabbit with a harmonica, labeled Tim Platt as Flimpy the Bard
image of Josh Gondelman in front of a drawing of a man in a business suit, labeled Josh Gondelman as "Trevor"
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