Phil Johnson

@philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social

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Smart/Naughty Comedy and Music for Smart/Naughty People. 😉 Click this because you need to laugh 👉https://linktr.ee/philjohnsoncomedy

The boom box image from Say Anything.
Christmas tree body bag
The concept art of the new Trump-class battleship. The image is a broken down, leaky life raft with the name "U.S.S. Distraction".
The American Flag if it reflected Contribution to GDP. The blue union section covers 71% of the flag.
Little Caesars Pizza portal pickup code reads "007".
They're betting on our fear and our silence. We can't let them win.
3 totally contradictory headlines about the Trump/Putin meeting in Alaska.
Texas is NOT a red state. It's 46.52% Democrat vs 37.75% Republican, 15.73% Unaffiliated.
"Picnic in the Sun (Punching Nazis)" by Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction
Trump Vader kneels before Emperor Putin
Live comedy shows with Phil Johnson this Friday Dec 13th at Go4Pizza in Rancho Cordova, CA and Sunday at the Crow's Nest in Santa Cruz, CA.