Phil Santiago

@philthepill.online

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Durham, NC Dad. Colombiano Americano & Hokie Alum. Summer 2026: Phil returns to the Lylat System. He tries to get a stubborn piece of ear wax removed. The Ominous Mouse Vacation starts to weigh on him. https://philthepill.online

Letterboxd Recent Activity. It's all Final Destination movies. From most recently watched to watched longest ago: The Final Destination, 2.5 stars; Final Destination 2, 3 stars; Final Destination, 4 stars, liked; Final Destination: Bloodlines, three stars, reviewed.
Cover for There Is No Anti-Memetics Division; A Novel by QNTM
Meme shot of journalist Benjamin Applebaum when he was grilling Pete Buttigieg about working for McKinsey.
Five women actors during a celebratory number from the musical Suffs. In the center, one is striking a pose with a finger in the air. Notably, another is enjoying a drink, leaning back, with her foot resting on a table. The women are all white, which is a plot point in the musical. Other actors play notable black suffragists, including Ida B. Wells.
Movie poster for Phenomenon, which features John Travolta just sort of doing the "telekinetic hand gesture" with the curved fingers.
Classic Frog and Scorpion meme depicting the scorpion on the frog's back while they're in the water. "But now we shall both surely drown," said the Frog. "lol" said the Scorpion, "lmao".
An old picture of a food stall sign board that reads "Colombian Cuisine." Menu: Arroz Con Pollo - $5.00; Patacon [recently papered over, as if they changed this item and not the others]: $2.50; Empanads con Carne: $1.50; Empanadas con Pollo: $1.50; Empanadas con Guayaba: $1.00; Pastel Tres Leches: $3.50; Bebidas/Drinks: $1.00; Arepas con Queso: $2.00 [on second glance, it appears just the price has been papered over here too].
Poster for Theodore Rex featuring a T-Rex-style bipedal dinosaur wearing clothes and some red sneakers, posing next to Whoopi Goldberg in some sort of spandex future police suit.
3 year old and 1 year old playing with a children's train exhibit. Adults are either playing with them or taking their own pictures.
Screenshot of the end of an old Virginia Tech Wake Forest football game. Former coach Frank Beamer is pumping his fists victoriously while the scoreboard reads 0-0.
A gray door that says "Service Animal Only."
Headline: "Recently Listened." Songs: "Set it Off" by Girl Talk; "40 Ft" by Franz Ferdinand; "The Skin of My Yellow Country Teeth" by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah; "Slight Figure of Speech" by The Avett Brothers; "Show Me Yo' Bootyhole" by B2C.
Donkey Kong 64 clip. Donkey Kong has opened three coconut gun gates. They open in succession. Enthusiastically, he steps out of a cave and due to the camera perspective, does not see a giant ledge from which he falls. He squishes on the ground, flattened for a second, and has now lost a watermelon slice of health.
Screenshot of my own skeet. Quote posting from Frankie Huang: "I'm so sick of former bird app takes, I want to hear everyone's parenting hot takes." I post: "Paw Patrol is fine. The real problematic show is Thomas the Tank Engine."
Bluesky screenshot. Joseph Fink (avatar of a brown dog in a white shirt): "'Physical media is the answer' no it isn't. I don't want to have to store stuff in my house actually." Profile name: Joseph Fink, we're going to win | Bsky handle: @planetoffinks.bsky.social | 24 min ago | My tagging system has him as "Bluesky Elder." | Two replies kept to people who he follows | 16 likes
Young man and military cadet Francis is at a payphone surrounded by his classmates. Two of them have this exchange.
The Mission Accomplished end cutscene for Katina in Star Fox 64. The Star Fox Arwings are escorting some Cornerian pilots in space as Bill and Fox exchange goodbyes. Famously, Fox's caption reads "You too...Bill."
Letterboxd Recent Activity Screenshot: Diane Warren: Relentless [2.5 stars, reviewed]; Saltburn [4.5 stars, reviewed]; The Beast [3 stars]; The Creator [3 stars, reviewed].
Still from DIANE WARREN: RELENTLESS of Diane Warren sitting at her piano in the middle of song writing. Her awards are visibly positioned
Screenshot from National Today showing the image for "International Childfree Day - August 1, 2026." It's a stock photo of a couple grinning while looking at their phone, which is truly unhinged behavior.
Black and white photo of a man and a woman. The man is standing and leaning on a table. He has dark hair with a prominent curl on his brow and an interesting patterned tie. The woman is seated to his right at the table and is holding some sort of thin, pointed item. The table has papers in front of them, potentially cartoon sketches given their careers.
Poster for "Shari & Lamb Chop," featuring an image of Shari Lewis holding the Lamb Chop puppet.
Blue Prince screenshot. End of day hosue summary. Day 29. Mt Holly: Garden Manor. 8 Green Rooms. Total Rooms; 39. Rank Reached: 9. Steps Taken: 103. Items Found: 5. New Rooms: 1. Rooms from left to right, bottom to top: Conservatory, Hallway, Entrance Hall, Parlor, Utility Closet. Corridor. Spare Green Room. Bedroom Closet. Den. Corriyard. Storeroom. Gymnasium. Coat Check. Walk-In Closet. East Wing Hall. EMPTY. Mount Holly Gift Shop. Workshop. Rumpus Room. Bedroom. Trophy Room. Conference Room. Commissary. Observatory. EMPTY. Secret Garden. Drawing Room. Rotunda. The Pool. Pump Room. Garage. Breakfast Nook. The Foundation. Bunk Room. Morning Room. EMPTY. Solarium. Cloister. Secret Passage. Electric Eel Aquarium. EMPTY. EMPTY. Antechamber. EMPTY. Boudoir. OUTER ROOM: Shelter
‪Bluesky screenshot. Two posts back to back. Danielle‬ - "Man I’m just trying to watch survivor." ‪Angela aka TylerOaks -"Booooo Give me my show back pls #Survivor #Survivor50" I have liked both these skeets.
Screenshot from the Gamecube Nintendo Switch ROM of The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. A little kid with a giant line of mucus coming out their nose is saying "So? So? What's for dinner at your house tonight, Link?"
Shot from O Agente Secreto / The Secret Agent (2025) of actor Tânia Maria portraying Dona Sebastiana, an elderly woman walking an alleyway in a floral print.
Letterboxd screenshot with movie posters. Posters include: The Bride!, Hoppers, Dolly, Protector, Mr. Nobody Against Putin, Come See Me in the Good Light, Sirāt, Pillion, Bendito Corazón, Scream 7, Wuthering Heights, Crime 101, GOAT, How to Make a Killing, Youngblood, Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die, Mrithyunjay, Sampradayini Suppini Suddapoosani, Hamnet, and a K-Pop concert film entitled Walk the Line.
30 second clip of Pokemon Leaf Green. First time entering Viridian Forest. First encounter. It's a Pikachu.
Firefox screenshot. Text below: AI Controls You always have a choice in Firefox, including whether to use features enhanced with AI. More controls coming soon. Block AI enhancements. Blocking means you won't see new or current AI enhancements in Firefox, or pop-ups about them. Get more details about what's included and how to control taditional machine learning features like search suggestions and recommendations New and current AI enhancements are blocked by default. To unblock a specific feature use the controls below.
Screenshot of a YouTube Music pop-up. "We're listening! [a bunch of their silly butt-hole evoking AI icon stars] We've updated your upcoming music based on your listening behavior. You can change this in settings. GOT IT | SETTINGS."
Cover art for U2's "All That You Can't Leave Behind," which features the band members idling about in some sort of train or airport terminal. I've never known where they're loitering.
The "dapper man holding a gun with tears streaming down his face" meme.
André Cymone meme. "You can always encourage people to pirate from the Ellisons. It's always morally correct."
Movie poster for Splash (1984) starring Tom Hanks and Darryl Hannah.
Pope Leo cradling a microphone like it's last call at a karaoke bar.
Letterboxd Recent Activity. Love Me [3 stars]; The Phoenician Scheme [4 stars, liked]; Crimes of the Future [no rating, reviewed]; Frankenstein [4 stars, liked, reviewed]
Photo of a Nintendo DS playing the original Pokémon. The screen reads: "DIPLOMA. Player PHIL, Congrats! This diploma certifies that you have completed your POKéDEX. [signed] GAME FREAK."
Letterboxd recent activity screenshot. Scream 2 [three stars]; Scream [four stars, rewatch]; Black Bag [four stars, liked, reviewed]; One Battle After Another [3.5 stars, reviewed].
Box art for Pokemon Legends Z-A. Some Pokemon include Chikorita, Totodile, and Tepig as well as Scizor and Gardevoir.
YouTube music Chris Thile screen. He looks pretty young to me.
The Kele Tribe nameplate with a blue sash draped over it.
Track 10. CANCELLED! by Taylor Swift [Explicit, 3:32, 643K plays]
Cover for Salman Rushdie's "The Satanic Verses."
That meme'ified note design from the movie The Snowman. It says "HELLO MISTER POLICE"
Lace from Silksong, styled as a white silhouette against a dark background. Holding her deadly needle.
Streaming music & video platform. Section for "forgotten favorites." 1. Disco Elysium Soundtrack [Uploaded by qazw33; 5.1M views] 2. 10 hours of shreksophone [Uploaded by Kacper Kwinta; 21M views] Yes, the shreksophone thumbnail is some sort of cheap rendering of Shrek playing a wind instrument with soulless eyes.
Picture of a four-week old baby resting against a blue pillow on a bed. It looks like they're holding onto invisible bike handles. Eyes open; kind of a tight-lipped smile going on.
Marjorie Taylor Greene bill. H.R. 4403. To prohibit weather modification within the United States, and for other purposes.
Rolling Stone headline screenshot. "Elon Musk: It is 'outrageous' to 'claim that I'm a Nazi.'"
Text against blue background. "You wouldn't vacation in Berlin in 1935. Don't vacation in Florida in 2025."
Tiny newborn on a colorful playmat. They are wearing a Latin America onesie.
General Chat - Sunday, June 8 - 9PM ET
A Facebook screenshot of a cartoon animal on a boat. It's a blue cat. The text reads, "Theo - It's like BLUEY but for Christian Families."
Distracted Boyfriend Meme. Boyfriend is distracted by "Switch 2 Before Tariffs," while ignoring "My Switch 1 Backlog."
H.R.248 Baby Changing on Board Act To require Amtrak to install baby changing tables in bathrooms on passenger rail cars. SPONSOR: @underwood.house.gov № CO-SPONSORS: 7 STATUS: Introduced LATEST ACTION: House committee - 2025-04-02 Ordered to be Reported by Voice Vote. #Democrats Details at congress.gov
Josh Chafetz ‪@joshchafetz.bsky.social‬ 1/ I wonder if there's a complement to Mettler's _Submerged State_ thesis: the successful state thesis. In brief: American government has *in many ways* been so successful for so long that Americans have forgotten why they need it, making anti-government rhetoric more appealing.' - [END SKEET] March 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM - Everybody can reply 193 reposts, 35 quotes, 639 likes
Low angle view of a bed of pink tulips with bright green stems.
A flower farm with dozens of red, pink, and yellow tulips.