Phil Weber

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A screenshot reading, “Patient has an insulin pimp”. A doctor replied, “We prefer to be called endocrinologists”
Street sign showing the intersection of Charizard Lane and Jigglypuff Place
A cake with frosting that says, “FIND THE TOENAIL”. The caption reads, “They said bring dessert and a game to the party”
Photo of home server with external hard drives and uninterruptible power supply
Screenshot of a monitoring dashboard showing CPU and memory usage of home server
A photo of a paper towel with the cinnamon outlines of two slices of bread. The caption reads, “everytime i make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the hiroshima victims and i get a bit sad”
Clothes on a clothesline look like a cow
A stack of boxes in a grocery store labeled “Entertaining Crackers”
A triceratops dinosaur visits a website with the title, “Triceratops in search of Tricerabottoms”
A voice actor was alone in his booth one night when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil said, “You can win every job you audition for, for the rest of your life. Your clients will offer you endless high-paying jobs, your peers will idolize you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All | ask in exchange are your soul, and those of your wife and children.” The voice actor thought for a moment, then asked, "Would you be willing to accept anything else?” “Too much for your heart to bear?”, asked the Devil. “It's not that”, replied the actor, “I traded them all last year for a Neumann U87!"