Phineas

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Two girls (1: pink skin, dark hair, blue shirt, bird wings. 2: yellow skin, orange hair, red shirt, demon wings) are grimacing while pulling each others' hair. Below mid torso each girl disappears into one pair of woman's legs wearing fishnet stockings and garters, each leg colored to match one of the girls. Against the light yellow background, printed in gray, are various figures looking on in concern as well as further depictions of violent interaction. Large grungy sans-serif text at top, middle and bottom reads: Destroy Your Enemy
A big fuzzy bumblebee on a mass of tiny white flowers sorry I am not the flower knower
A small mass of purple coneflowers along with a few yellows and green all around them out in the sun
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
An ad for Clash of the Titans (1981) toys. Kind of slim pickings with Perseus, Thallo, Caliban, Charon (why??), Pegasus, and the oversized, four-armed Kraken. No Medusa or any of the other good monsters.
A screenshot from the above video of a Chinese lady in business attire hanging by both hands from the branch of a tree flailing her legs in the air. Large white text with a black stroke has been added above and below reading 'HANG IN THERE BABY!'
A couple different angles of the World Cup trophy. In the first one it looks a little like a large, gold bat trying to swallow a bowling ball. In the other it looks more like a hideously cursed, demonic ice cream cone. I don't understand what the thinking here was at all.
A block of 70s style inline lettering of the kind that could have been the signage for a disco or on a JC Penney’s shopping bag you remember from when you were a child. Parallel lines and concentric circles. It’s in various swaths of muted colors across the spectrum of hues and values. The whole block has a white 3D drop shadow going up and left at 45 degrees. It has flecks of the same colors in the lettering but is predominantly white. All of it however is quite grunged and decayed looking like it’s been eroding off a wall for 50 years. The background is a mass of more multicolor paint splatters but much darker than the lettering. The lettering, in case you had wondered by now, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
Corporal Hicks demonstrates for Ripley the salient features of an M-41A pulse rifle
Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in a hospital gown fussing over a big orange cat while Paul Reiser as Carter Burke hovers in the background. She saying, ‘How are you, you stupid cat? Where have you been?’
A digital illustration of a fluffy, dark gray cat with three heads, sitting with one forepaw up and its fluffy tail wrapped around its feet. The head in the center is giving kind of a menacing look and showing some teeth outward to the viewer. The head on the left is just looking leftwardly in a contemplative way. And the one on the right is looking upwards like it just saw a bug on the ceiling. There is a flame-colored triangle shape behind the monster with a splatter yellow border. Inside the triangle to the right of the cat is rough red lettering reading 'Purrberus' and all this is against a dark greenish marbled background.
A cat on the window sill who is happy the window is finally open again
A shirtless Nicolas Cage with a guitar across his bare chest looking offscreen and saying 'The world is being Fed-Ex'd to hell on a handcart.' As seen in The Rock.
The front of a t-shirt design for the International Society for Heart and Lung Transplantations. A huge dragon perched upon/wrapped around the CN Tower in Toronto. Its body is mostly shades of orange with yellow highlights. It has lots of teeth, a horn on its snout, antlers, other pointy protrusions, all the dragony details you'd expect, as it looks skyward with its long tongue curling out. It has big leathery wings, of course, colored shades of pink on the top surface and more purplish on the undersides. In one foreclaw the dragon is holding a black orb inside of which is a glowing image of a human heart and lungs and the orb itself is emanating lightning in all directions. Above the dragon big, orange, heavy metal-like type reads 'ISHLT' and below more type in the same style reads '46th Annual Meeting and Scientific Sessions'
My long-serving bullet lamp is lamping again
Shot from inside a bus, a sign in the window of the 40th Ward offices done in the manner of hand painted grocery store signage that reads ‘Arrest The President’
A digital illustration of a fluffy, dark gray cat with three heads, sitting with one forepaw up and its fluffy tail wrapped around its feet. The head in the center is giving kind of a menacing look and showing some teeth outward to the viewer. The head on the left is just looking leftwardly in a contemplative way. And the one on the right is looking upwards like it just saw a bug on the ceiling. There is a flame-colored triangle shape behind the monster with a splatter yellow border. Inside the triangle to the right of the cat is rough red lettering reading 'Purrberus' and all this is against a dark greenish marbled background.
A digital illustration done in a loose painterly style depicting a group of men in various 19th century dress rolling wooden barrels into the green lake. Behind them are warehouse type buildings and the sky is full of fire, cinders and smoke.
a small light bulb with the bulb part separated from the screw part, but still attached by one wire
Small table lamp with a round base attached to a metal bendy arm attached to a bullet shaped lamp part, all brushed metal colored. RIP.
Digital illustration on a toned paper background, drawn in thick grainy pencil in black with white highlights. A punk rock skeleton wearing a torn black t-shirt, jeans with blown out knees, studded leather cuffs, belts, and collar, and tall combat boots with no laces striding across the page to the right. He’s carrying an electric guitar by the neck in his right hand and holds a beer bottle in his left. His skull, lacking a mandible and with a large safety pin hung around the zygomatic process, has a mohawk of metal spikes driven into the cranium. Splashy white ink lettering on the front of his shirt, with all the letter a’s replaced with anarchy symbols, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
A three color (white, red, black) illustration of a giant stripey snake wrapped around a radio broadcast tower with lettering that reads WSUM 91.7 FM The Snake on the Lake
My location's air quality is 312 which is bad. Kind of the opposite of what 'quality' usually means. 312 and 773 are also Chicago area codes which his the source of the 'humor' in this dumb post.
My location's air quality is 312 which is bad. Kind of the opposite of what 'quality' usually means.
A four foot alligator in the hands of his captor facing the camera with a look of proud defiance
Digital illustration in an approximate comic book style of Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken in Escape From New York. Taken from the scene when he has to fight Ox Baker (appearing as ‘Slag’) in a chain link wrestling ring. On his left arm he has a shield made of a trash can lid. In his right hand he has a baseball bat with several long metal spikes driven through the end. He has beautiful feathered hair and an eyepatch on his left eye. He’s shirtless to display the rearing cobra tattoo on his abdomen coming up out of his pants. Don’t ask where the other end of that tattoo goes because you know. By his head is hand lettering reading ‘I don’t give a fuck about your war or your president’ which is from a different scene but fits the whole mood of everything.
Kurt Russell as Snake Plisskin in Escape From New York (1981). He’s seated in a leather wingback chair wearing a very weathered leather jacket with his signature eye patch and fantastic hair saying ‘I don't give a fuck about your war or your president.’
A fluffy gray cat sitting on a patterned rug seen from above so you see mostly cat face with a ring of fluff and a couple feet and a tail. He’s doing a little meow.
A gouache painting of a Chicago-style hot dog on wrinkled paper decorated with a pale red checkered pattern
A digital illustration of a vintage style shiny chrome two slot toaster. There is a fork wedged into one of the slots and an orange glow seen within. On the surface the toaster is on is a radiating black smear as if a small explosion has occurred underneath. Black smoke is pouring out of the slots forming letters reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
Previews and synopses for just a few of the episodes of a documentary series about WWII hosted by Tom Hanks
Text set in the style of the Nascar word mark that reads END CARS WE CAN DO BETTER
Bender from Futurama looking angry with a speech bubble that reads ‘Nonsentient organ sacks!’
A pinup-style illustration of a lady who happens to have a guillotine for a torso. There are arms in short blue and white-striped sleeves extending from the sides of the guillotine frame, one is holding an empty basket and the other is holding up two fingers in a 'victory' sign. Below the hole where heads go sides she is wearing a short, pleated, dark blue skirt and her legs, covered in gartered nylons are curled up under her with the skirt riding just high enough to offer a glimpse of pink garters and ruffled underwear. A discarded crown is upside down behind her.
Let's go, children of the Fatherland, The day of glory has arrived! Against us, tyranny's blood-stained standard has been raised, Do you hear in the countryside, The bellowing of those fierce soldiers? They are coming right into your arms To slit the throats of your sons, your companions! Refrain: To arms, citizens, Form your battalions Let's march, let's march! May impure blood Water our furrows!
A woman dressed in what is a Playboy Bunny costume from the old Playboy Clubs, except in an H.P. Lovecraft mode. Lumpy green tentacles, instead of bunny ears. More tentacles and teeth in place of the bow tie. The body of the outfit is green alien skin. The bust is claws grabbing the wearer's breasts, a large yellow eye in her midsection, teeth at the crotch. She has green skin and a pink 60s flip style hairdo. She's carrying a tray of noxious drinks and skulls. Two monstrous patrons are seen at a table behind her, all melting flesh and spikes.
Seen from above at the edge of a wooden deck is a white cup of tea on a saucer next to a leather bound book entitled ‘Decline of the West’. A quite large snake is slithering up onto the deck.
A gray and cream tabby cat laying on his side on a hardwood floor being as flat as possible
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A letterboxd list entitled ‘The Sam Neill Goes Cosmically Insane Trilogy’ consisting of Possession, Event Horizon, and In The Mouth of Madness
A digital illustration of The Hilton Sisters, Daisy and Violet. They were conjoined twins joined at the hip and were well known entertainers in the 1920s and 30s and can be seen in Tod Browning's film Freaks. Here there are show seated, each girls legs crossed and pointed out in opposite directions. They have similar hairstyles, with their shoulder length hair done in waves and ringlets. They are wearing knee-length maroonish-purple satin dresses and playing ukuleles as the smile to the viewer. What they are seated upon is a stack of mostly yellow lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
Sam Neill in an empty movie theater wearing a scrub top covered with hand-drawn crosses, laughing as he watches scenes on the screen from the movie he is currently in which is my favorite John Carpenter movie, In the Mouth of Madness (1994).
Video of rocks and Lake Michigan splashing on them also sky and boats and stuff
It is said that what is called "the spirit of an age" is something to which one cannot return. That this spirit gradually dissipates is due to the world's coming to an end. For this reason, although one would like to change today's world back to the spirit of one hundred years or more ago, it cannot be done. Thus it is important to make the best out of every generation.
A stylized illustration in black lines and grainy textures with overdrawn white highlights depicting Forest Whitaker as the title character from Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (2000). He’s an imposing black man with his hair in cornrow braids and with a goatee. He’s standing unperturbed wearing all black: a 3/4 length coat over a hoodie, military fatigue pants and untied high leather boots. He has a black attache case in his left hand and a pistol with a silencer in his right hand. A necklace with a medallion is around his neck. On the white background behind him is a round emblem in red of three intertwined stylized cranes. Blotty red text depending from the bottom of the emblem reads ‘Ghost Dog’ and similar writing in the space below the attache reads ‘The Way of the Samurai’. You should watch this movie if you haven’t.
The scene from UHF just a second before Stanley Spadowski (Michael Richards) blasts a kid in a red cowboy hat with cake all over his face across the room because it's time to DRINK FROM THE FIREHOSE
Peasant Wedding by Peter Bruegel. There’s a lot going on here but it’s basically a town square full of little guys doing stuff.
A small round sticker showing Skylab (RIP) in orbit around the Earth with a sunburst and the word ‘Skylab’ and another sticker that’s a die cut of a space shuttle complete with external boosters and fuel tank.
A digital illustration in very comic book style. At the center is an 80s Punk/Mad Max/Tank Girl-type girl with bright red and yellow rough-cut hair, wearing a red cut up tee, lots of belts and a studded collar and bracelets etc, denim cutoffs over electric blue fishnets, and tall blue combat-type boots. In her hands she has a red chainsaw with a skull decoration on It that she's holding at the ready. There’s a bag slung over her shoulder with the handles of a baseball bat and a machete emerging from the top of it. She is reared back on one foot, having just delivered a tremendous kick to the head of a humanoid robot which is reeling backwards, face half smashed in and turned toward the viewer, arms stretched out, with flames and sparks shooting out of its neck. It's one of those retro-future streamline robot guys that you would maybe see Superman fight in a Fleischer cartoon. Behind on the left you can see from the waist up another such robot which has been dealt with similarly just before. Above and behind all this is jagged red lettering over a jagged yellow outline reading DESTROY next to dimensionalized sans-serif letters reading "A.I." (quotes included) over a 🚫 symbol. Under the reeling robot are some important anti-AI talking points rendered in rough maker-style hand lettering: 'Bad at Everything! Kill the Planet! Brain Atrophy!' I could go on but there's only so much space in one drawing. All of this has been worked up digitally to look like it's a vintage screen printed t-shirt design with cracked and worn plastisol inks. In conclusion, fuck your AI.
Steve Buscemi as Seymour in Ghost World (2001). He’s standing in front of his shelves of antique 78 records in a room otherwise full of his old timey memorabilia. He’s holding a glass of beer and saying ‘Please. Go ahead and kill me.’
A digital pencil drawing of a fluffy, dark gray cat with three heads, sitting with one forepaw up and its fluffy tail wrapped around its feet. The head in the center is giving kind of a menacing look and showing some teeth outward to the viewer. The head on the left is just looking leftwardly in a contemplative way. And the one on the right is looking upwards like it just saw a bug on the ceiling. Hand lettering below says 'Purrberus'
A digital illustration in a pencil and watercolor mode. Showing Patrick McGoohan as Number Six in the classic outfit of a black blazer with white piping over a navy turtleneck and khaki pants. He is plodding quite angrily up a cobblestone path being herded along by Rover which is a big, white, wobbly balloon that provides security and enforces the rules in The Village which is where #6 is trapped. Some buildings and landscaping of The Village can be seen in the background. In the immediate foreground on the right is a signpost — a black and white striped pole topped with a little striped awning thing in an L shape with a vertical arrangement of four individual placards hanging down from it. The placards, in the distinctive typeface used in all Village design, read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
Screenshot from Princess Mononoke. Profile view of the enraged face of a giant wild boar, mouth wide all teeth and tusks, covered all over with writhing black worms
Two American possums laying on their sides in a roughly circular configuration, each with the other’s tail in its teeth. They are both holding orange scraps of banner across which is the text ‘HELL IS REAL’
Performance art political candidate Vermin Supreme. A man with a very bushy gray beard who is wearing a tall rubber boot on his head and holding a large pink stuffed pony. He appears to be wearing quite a number of neckties.
A quite tall tree growing out of a weird nook formed at the corner of two low industrial buildings and where Lawrence Avenue starts bridging over the river. The tree’s base is a story of more below street level and its leafy top is all up high to get into the air above the tight space it lives in. Its bright green leaves with yellowish highlights look especially nice against the clear blue sky.
An illustration of the screen of an old CRT TV. It is showing a text pattern of different colors, grays, and configurations of lines and circles. At the center is a circle containing a pattern of interlocking lines and orange and yellow type that says ‘Channel 6’ in a 70s style inline typeface. Above this circle is a drawing of a three-eyed , tentacled, eldritch horror. The screen itself seems to be mostly dusty and there’s a distinct glare on the glass as if the set is out in the sun. Kudzu leaves and vines are creeping up the frame of the screen from the bottom.
A digital illustration vaguely based on my favorite episode of The Simpsons, ‘Cape Feare’ (s5e2). We see the tall, awkward figure of Sideshow Bob with his big palm fronds of hair and an angry and sinister look on his face as he looms over Bart from behind. Bob has opened the front of his ragged shirt to reveal his chest tattoo which is just red lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
A gray tabby cat curled up on a tower of a cat castle where Venetian blinds are casting stripey shadows on his already stripey carcass