Phira

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Formerly @phira from Twitter. She/her, USA. World's ending and stuff, but somehow I still have to shower and make dinner for the kids.

A teal plastic kids' dish on a wooden countertop. Upon the dish is a cake. This cake is made out of two slices of whole wheat sandwich bread, and the frosting (in between the slices and all over the top slice) is melted chocolate candy melts. A Hershey's Kiss sits upon each corner. You cannot see the granulated sugar that sits under the chocolate, on top of the top slice. My children invented this cake.
A copy of a book titled "A Woman's Guide to Spiritual Warfare" with a very serene, feminine, almost water-colored cover, but also with a big ol' sword diagonally down the middle. The subtitle reads "How to Protect Your House, Family, and Friends from Spiritual Darkness." Bonus content: a book by Lee Strobel is right below it.
Jess Ross on the show Smartypants, wearing a fuchsia singlet, brightly colored patterned leggings, and a robe, holding a fan. She's excitedly standing next to the screen with the title slide of her presentation, which says, "WRESTLING IS DRAG."
"Stop, he's already dead!" meme from the Simpsons, with Homer (dressed as Krusty) captioned "WINTER" and the actor playing the burglar captioned "GREATER BOSTON."
A small black computer desk with a small white swivel chair. The desk surface has a tablet, keyboard, mouse, and headphones, along with some miscellaneous items for a kid.
The Little Mermaid Original Motion Picture Soundtrack cassette case.
Mouse-drawing of a horse, with a black head and body, slightly thinner lines making up the mane and tail, teal back legs and purple front legs. It's not great but it's recognizable as a horse drawn by someone who learned how to draw from Ed Emberley.
Shabbat candles and Chanukah candles, lit for Shabbat and the 6th night of Chanukah.
A big plastic pitcher with a red top, on a table next to an empty cup with a straw in it. The pitcher looks empty but is in fact filled to the brim with 64 ounces of white Gatorade mixed with 238 grams of Miralax. Not pictured: unhappy person who has to drink this entire thing.
GChat message between poster and "E" E says, "LET US WATCH HOME ALONE 2" in all caps with at least 25 exclamation points. Poster replies, "Oh, sweetie!! I guess you can but it has Donald Trump in it." E responds. "I know btw thanks for letting us watch it!"
A child's birthday cake. The cake is round with light purple frosting, and it says "Happy birthday Aiden!" in pink letters. There are two red balloons drawn in frosting, as well as Bluey and Bingo figurines stuck onto the cake. There's a number 5 candle and a blue and white striped candle, unlit.
An outline of Bluey, and a gray-scale image of Bingo, along with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIDEN!" written in reverse.
A square-shaped birthday cake with a frosting illustration of a birthday cake on it, with the text "That's not my cake ... its frosting is too sweet." Yellow stars that honestly don't look very good surround it, and there's a little mouse peeking out from behind the cake on its plate.
Famous Club Penguin meme with a penguin working dispatch. They answer the phone with, "nine one one what is your emergency." The second panel has them asking, "what do you mean youre being murdered." And finally, they say, "thats illegal people can't do that."
Three pink "Navi" pops--Nilla wafer cookies dipped in pink melting candy with little white candy wings--sitting on wax paper on a table. At least one of the pops looks moderately good, and the rest show off the truth of Mom's free-handed chocolate skills (not great).
Screenshot of a "Ready to borrow!" notice from Libby, showing that Let This Radicalize You by Kelly Hayes and Mariame Kaba is finally available for me to borrow and read!
Delicious mini babka
Sam Reich celebrating at the end of the "Escape the Green Room" episode of Game Changer. Lou Wilson and Siobhan Thompson in the background look moderately traumatized as confetti rains down.
A large grayish brown rabbit in a backyard, sort of blending in with a pile of dead leaves.
An amigurumi (crocheted) korok and little korok seed.
The "dream house car" from the "Escape" episode of Bluey.
The cover page of "Too Many Daves," a Dr. Seuss story. The illustration shows a typical Dr. Seuss illustration of a blonde woman and a few small blonde children. Even without reading the story, you probably can guess that all of the children are named Dave.
Image from the Simpsons, with Marge saying, "Hmm, that's true, but she shouldn't say it."
Ralph Wiggum "I'm in danger!" gif from the Simpsons.
Two kids' plates, each with two gingerbread men cookies. The blue plate on the right has two more traditionally decorated cookies, although they've clearly been decorated by a young child. The green plate on the left is splattered with red icing that looks a little like blood, and the gingerbread cookies just have a bunch of candy eyeballs on them, stained with more red icing. It's hard to say whether or not they are more or less creepy given that a 2 year old child decorated them.
Two boxes, one larger and one smaller, of CVS brand medication. Both boxes are green with white lettering, saying "allergy relief" and listing the medication name in much smaller letters. Each one also has a blue heart with an allergen-representing flower inside. The larger box is for cetirizine and the smaller box is for chlorpheniramine.
A spider drawn by a very proud 4 year old. The body and legs are light pink, its eyes are orange, and it has a black line coming up from its back to represent some silk. It has a little happy smile.
A piece of knitting on double pointed needles. The yarn is straight up nineties colors, bright blue with neon yellow and neon pink highlights.
Famous Club Penguin meme with a penguin working dispatch. They answer the phone with, "nine one one what is your emergency." The second panel has them asking, "what do you mean youre being murdered." And finally, they say, "thats illegal people can't do that."
Glass menorah with wavy blue details
A small white amigurumi bunny wearing a green crocheted dress.
Newborn baby wrapped in a swaddle, in the middle of a crib. A light brown oval has been added to the photo to cover his face for privacy reasons. He is a small potato baby, a very cute potato.
An small SUV flipped upside down, with several firefighters nearby.
Two children, facing away from the camera, in homemade Among Us costumes. The taller child is wearing black and the shorter child is wearing purple.
A knitted baby blanket made with pastel rainbow colors.
Medium shot of a brunette woman, from behind. She is wearing a navy blue, beaded lace shawl.
Online store photo of a women's dress strappy dress sandal.
Cover of the 1978 book Beauty by Robin McKinley. This first edition cover is white with the title at the top and author name at the bottom. In the middle is a large painting of a red rose with two buds, with a dark night and woods behind it.
A photo from the 1980s of a toddler smiling shyly at the camera, while lying in a sleeping bag with a pillow.
Promotional image for the newest Zelda game, The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom. Zelda herself is front and center, wielding a wand. The style is the same as Link's Awakening Remake, and the release date is September 26, 2024.
Chili and Bandit from the TV show Bluey. Bandit is saying, "I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog."