Lucas

@phoenixfire.bsky.social

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28 | He/Him | Aspiring writer, unfunny poster, and socialist with too many opinions | Profile picture by @mannyandbo.com

Meme consisting of two parts: One of two stock images of angry men screaming, one of which is photoshopped to have Valentina Tereshkova's hairstyle and a Hero of the Soviet Union medal, and the other photoshopped to have Garry Kasparov's hairstyle and a copy of his book "Winter is Coming". The former is screaming: "If Yuri Gagarin was alive today he would be a United Russia MP and whitewash Putin!", while the latter is screaming: "No, Gagarin would be a dissident against Putin!" The bottom half of the meme has the header: "Gagarin if he was alive today:", and consists of Yuri Gagarin saying: "I am quite fond of Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury", to which Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury responds: "Thank you Mr. Gagarin"
"What?" -Joe Biden
Screenshot of a segment of the infobox for Wikipedia's series on anti-imperialism. This segment is entitled "Prominent figures" and is separated into categories, which are as follows: Activists: Andreas Baader, Cheng Nan-jung, Fred Hampton, Martin Luther King Jr., Ricardo Flores Magon, Subcomandante Marcos, Ulrike Meinhof, Ludwig von Mises, Su Beng, Camilo Torres Restrepo, Malcolm X Intellectuals: Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Hielscher, Rosa Luxemburg, José Martí, Rashid Rida, Shin Chae-ho, Mark Twain Politicians: Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Yasser Arafat, Jacobo Árbenz, Aung San, Mustafa Barzani, George S. Boutwell, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Chiang Kai-shek, Grover Cleveland, Michael Collins, Muammar Gaddafi, George Habash, Ho Chi Minh, Muhammad Ali Jinnah, Ruhollah Khomeini, Lai Ching-te, Vladimir Lenin, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, Patrice Lumumba, Zohran Mamdani, Mao Zedong, Carlos Marighella, Mohammad Mosaddegh, Robert Mugabe, Gamal Abdel Nasser, Jawaharalal Nehru, Kwame Nkrumah, Ngo Dinh Diem, Abdullah Ocalan, Juan Peron, Jozef Pilsudski, Thomas Sankara, Sukarno, Ibrahim Traore, Josip Broz Tito, Leyla Zana, Volodymyr Zelenskyy Resistance Fighters: Abiaka, Arminius, Tupac Katari, Phan Boi Chau, Augosto Cesar Sandino, Tecumseh, Tupac Amaru, Vercingetorix, Pancho Villa, Emiliano Zapata
The grim reaper at a claw machine pulling up Lindsey Graham's head. The caption reads: "Finally, I got Mitch McCon- WAIT, LINDSEY GRAHAM?!"
Nerdy-looking guy seated at a chess board staring directly at the camera with a cocksure smirk.
Cover of Stephen Baxter's Xeelee Sequence: The Complete Series, showing a futuristic spaceship flying into a space vortex of some kind
Meme using a screenshot form Phineas and Ferb, where Ferb is wielding a smaller meme consisting of a picture of Mitch McConnell with the caption: "Claims to be Pro-Life". Phineas steadies his hand in response and says: "Not yet, Ferb."
Meme using a painting of the mythological titan Atlas holding up the sky while standing on a stone pillar and surrounded by monsters. Atlas is labeled "Bluesky", while the sky he's holding up is labeled "The burden of being right all the time"
Gendo Ikari handing you a big fat blunt
John Brown
Cat wearing overalls and standing in a snowy landscape, looking off towards the horizon. He's saying: "da fuck they doin ova der"
Anime scene of two people standing in a locker room, one of whom is holding the American flag while the other recoils and shields their eyes in disgust, saying: "Ugh! Put that horrid thing away!"
Meme showing Squidward setting up a lounger outside, with the following text: "Seeing people talking about some game I've never heard of but that sounds interesting" The next part has Squidward putting away the lounger with a disappointed expression with the text: "Turns out it's a Roblox game"
Miles Teller in Fantastic Four (2015), about to turn to The Thing to say: "Say that again"
Spider-Man pointing meme, except there are three Spideys. They're labeled respectively: -Highschool of the Dead -House of the Dead -House of the Dragon
Picture of a bunch of wizards and magicians standing together with stone cold serious expressions. One of them front and center holds a sign which reads: "We demand to be taken seriously"
Screenshot of Branch from the animated Trolls movie, specifically from the scene where he reveals that singing killed his grandma
Robot putting down a sign that reads: "No Fun Allowed"
Tier list format. Tier 1: Basically Unchanged Since 2024. Included: Federal Reserve, US Congress, Supreme Court, Amtrak, Federal Mine Safety and Health Commission, Selective Service System, United States Postal Service Tier 2: Surprisingly Normal. Included: NOAA, Bureau of Engraving and Printing, US Geological Survey, Government Accountability Office, Securities and Exchange Commission, National Weather Service, ATF, US Navy, National Park Service, Consumer Product Safety Commission, FDA, Library of Congress, US Secret Service, NASA, NSF, Bureau of the Census, FTC, US Marshals, US Space Force, Department of Veterans Affairs, NSA, Smithsonian Institute, CDC, US Army Corps of Engineers, US Forest Service. Tier 3: Kinda Sus. Included: Bureau of Land Management, FCC, CIA, US Coast Guard, Department of Energy, DEA, EPA, Department of State, US Army, Department of Housing and Urban Development, Department of Labor, IRS, FAA, US Air Force, USPS Postal Inspection Service. Tier 4: Extremely Rancid Vibes. Included: US Marine Corps, USDA, Department of Commerce, Department of the Interior, Department of the Treasury, US Customs and Border Protection, Department of Transportation, Department of Education, Department of Justice. Tier 5: I AM ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH. Included: US President (White House Website), DHS, FBI, Department of Health and Human Services, Department of Defense.
Meme using the scene from the Fallout TV series of Lucy talking to her father. In the first part, a "Make America Great Again" sign is shown with Lucy saying "One side is murdering people, enslaving them, crucifying them...". In the second part of the meme, the logo of the DSA is shown, and Lucy continues: "And the other side is just vaguely problematic."
Screenshot of a tweet from Pop Base which reads: "Nintendo announces a delay in pre-orders for the Switch 2 as it assesses the impact of new tariffs imposed by the Trump administration". Emzberry responds saying: "I wish the worst for anyone who voted for that man idc"
A Tweet made by Shaun Vids back in 2022, which reads: "musk's basic problem is that twitter was not being run by lefty sjw types suppressing free speech, it was being run by business people who were trying to make money. with the same aim he'll end up trial-and-erroring his way back to their exact policies" This is followed by a second reply which reads: "a series of 'oh, so that's why they were doing it like that' moments".
Close-up of the interviewer's face, who very clearly looks like she's dying inside
The "Who invited my man bud bro thinks he's on the team" meme
Yevgeny Prigozhin as seen in his infamous "Where's the fucking ammo" video
Meme using a scene from VeggieTales episode "Josh and the Big Wall", specifically where Pa Grape reminisces about their old life in Egypt. Pa Grape: "This time I really mean it, we should bring back feudalism. Unquestioned traditional values, free housing from your lord, plenty of free time, it was paradise." Tom Grape: "We were in serfdom!" Pa Grape: "Nothing is perfect."
Nick Fuentes with a speech bubble coming out of him, which is positioned to look like he's saying the quoted post
Screenshot from The Hole by TomSka, showing Tom looking with a knowing expression
Edited Disco Elysium screenshot of the infamous "Are women bourgeois?" dialogue prompt. Which reads as follows: RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism questions, and that question is: There are two options, one is edited to read: "(Whisper) Are trans lesbians bourgeois?" The other reads: "Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better."
Thumbnail of a YouTube video entitled "Why dictators are necessary sometimes". The thumbnail features Paul Kagame, Park Chung Hee, and Deng Xiaoping, with the word "GOATS" over them. In the background, the flags of Singapore, China, and Rwanda are barely visible.
Meme based on a comic by Shen Comix. The first three panels have Shen reacting to the terms for french fries and potato chips in different countries. The first is the United States and Canada, where they're called "Fries" and "Chips" respectively. Shen says: "Yeah, that makes sense!" The second is the United Kingdom and Ireland, where they're called "Chips" and "Crisps" respectively. Shen says: "Yeah, I can see that." The final is Australia and South Africa, where they're called "Chips" and "Chips" respectively. Shen just stares in shock and horror. The final panel has Shen looking down and whispering: "What the fuck..."
CGI smiley face doing an aside glance
"Trans people didn't exist at the time, they were just normal paedophiles back then"
Hornet from Hollow Knight holding a can of the Brazilian soft drink Guarana Antarctica and exclaiming: "GUARANA!"
Dunkleosteus skull at the Field Museum
Meme with the header "Latin American elections be like" Below the header are two images side-by-side. One is a picture of the infamous "MAGA Communist" influencer Jackson Hinkle. The other is a screenshot of a notorious Twitter post by @FilthyHeretic, consisting a picture of their furry OC and the caption "the last sight of many a commie". This OC has an anarcho-capitalist (black and yellow) color scheme and carries a giant warhammer which says "logic" on its head. The bottom text of the meme reads: "CHOOSE"
Three pictures of a pouty-looking kid in various poses typical of a school picture day shoot, with the photos respectively captioned: "Congrats", "Happy For You", and "Nice"
The Absolute Cinema meme, but with Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus in place of Martin Scorsese
Three-part meme featuring florks. Part 1, titled "19th Century": An angry flork looks at a family of florks representing the growing population of Europe. The angry flork says "They're having too many kids, we need to control them before they starve us all" Part 2, titled "20th Century": An angry flork looks at a family of florks representing the growing population of Asia. The angry flork says "They're having too many kids, we need to control them before they starve us all" Part 3, titled "21st Century": An angry flork looks at a family of florks representing the growing population of Africa. The angry flork says "They're having too many kids, we need to control them before they starve us all"
Stretched, low-quality Omni-Man, about to ask: "Are you sure?"
Tweet thread of One Angry Gamer replying to a bunch of different people. The original tweet reads: Celeste includes gay and trans pride flags." The conversation goes as follows: Person 1: yall really making mt. Everest out of a small molehill over this huh Person 2: it's not even a molehill. It's two pebbles stacked on top of each other. OAG: those flags have the most color out of anything in that picture. You're forced to look at them. Person 2: This is the full picture, for reference. (Attached picture of Celeste's bedroom, where the pride flags are two tiny flags attached to Celeste's keyboard.) OAG: "I wasn't talking about the full picture though." Person 2: "The full picture is what's shown in the game dude." OAG: "Yes but if you zoom in to look at the flags, they're the most colorful entities withtin the frame." Person 3: "Don't fucking zoom in on it then if you don't wanna look at it lmfao" OAG: "But I have to."
Simpsons screenshot of Ned Flanders' parents saying "We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas"
Old School RuneScape screenshot of a player in low-level armor saying: "Just think once before you speak please"
Cyborg from Teen Titans Go pointing at the "Delete Account" button with the caption: "NOW."
Meme based on an edit of a comic by @sarahmhops, showing two roommates in their dorm room. One asks: "So are you gay or something?", to which the other asks: "What?". The first roommate then asks: "What pride flag is that?" In the second panel, the second roommate stares with an expression of bewilderment. Behind her is the Five Races Under One Union Flag of the early Republic of China, which consists of five horizontal stripes in different colors, from top to bottom: Red, Yellow, Blue, White, and Black.
Gigachad Xi Jinping
Xi Jinping, specifically the original picture of him which is the basis for that one "Gigachad Xi Jinping" image
Cartoonish 3D model of Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men
A Robert Crumb comic where a strange man is hunched over, thinking “I loathe every person I see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole” The man he is looking at is a guy with a mustache and a work shirt and baseball cap, walking down the street while whistling, who a nearby text box labels as a "Normal Guy"
Silly Songs with Larry title card from VeggieTales
Screenshot of a Trump Truth Social Post, but with the text replaced with: "I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP"
Screenshot of the same tweet as the original post, except now including the reply from the official Democrats Twitter account, which reads: "Shut up you ugly fuck"
Top half of image is a YIMBY (Yes in my backyard) logo, bottom half is a Landback logo. The entire image has a VHS filter applied over it, and in between the two logos is the following text in a digital-style font: "FUCK IT, ONE STRUGGLE"
The Deserter from Disco Elysium
That famous photograph of Andrew Card informing George W. Bush about the September 11 Attacks
I ain't reading all that I'm happy for you tho Or sorry that it happened