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An Eldar Exodite with a dragon-bone bow and a rather dapper, butler-like humanoid android seems to be on an Imperial Warhammer 40K ship. The Exodite asks the android: "Are you positive in your ability to disrupt the Mon-Keigh (human) technology?" The android responds with a self-confident gesture: "Why certainly! I am compatible with all galactic USB standards and digital programming langu..." The androids opens a large access panel on the wall, green-glowing computer screens in the background. "..age?" the android finished his sentence with surprise at the contents behind the panel: An Imperial servitor, just a human torso with loads of cables and hoses attached, half the skull replaced by metal contraptions. "Uuuurggh" the servitor moans softly.