Ryno, hotdog connoisseur

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A dog's stomach and a possum's heart

Originally a photo of someone's tattoo, a snake in a circle eating its tail (an ouroboros) and inside the circle snake is Sisyphus pushing his boulder. The text "Amor Fati" is below. The ouroboros snake has been overlaid with a hotdog eating itself (also in a circle).
A close-up of small dog with white fur and grey ears wearing a sweater and a bow tie. He is looking into the camera with big, dark brown eyes and has one front paw forward of the other, leaning slightly.
A clothing tag that says "Made in China"
The piece of wood from the first post cut in half, the cut ends facing the camera. There is a ring of darker wood surrounding a yellowish center. One of the pieces has small pockets exposed.
A misshapen, oblong piece of wood that does not seem to align with natural growth patterns
A hand-sized silver cardboard package which reads "Male serial stimulant; Herb Viagra; The Men Power; the best salable product of the world; MMC; Makes it big, thick, long-lasting, increasing sperms, 1 capsule lasts 2-3 days"
A lemon pig that is heavily browned and goopy
A lemon pig; a fresh lemon with ears cut from the peel, 2 cloves for eyes, a curled tin foil tail, 4 toothpicks as legs, holding a penny in a cut "mouth"
A box of frozen mushroom & 3 cheese egg white frittatas, brand name "Veggies Made Great"
A zoomed in photo of an anole's face with very judgemental eyes. Anoles are a type of small lizard
A bucket containing eggs, Cilantro, and Serrano peppers in a sky sauce marinade
A box of apples. The box is branded with the words "blue eyed fox apples" and an image of an anthropomorphized female fox wearing a red riding hood and carrying a basket.
The blue tail and hind leg of a blue-tailed skink disappearing behind a clay planter on a mossy wooden porch.
A luna moth freshly emerged from its cocoon, crawling on the ground. Its wings are not yet unfurled.
A screenshot from the video game "Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth." A man named Kasuga with a chinstrap beard and blown out permed hair, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and holding a rocket launcher, says "I'll blast ya straight back into the wormhole you rode in on, UFO!"
A small beetle with an exoskeleton in metallic shades of blue and teal, standing on a dried leaf
A firefly held in a hand, wings extended and about to fly off. Beautiful and ephemeral light in the darkness.
A praying mantis, about 1 inch long, standing vertically on a cactus
A squirrel sitting on the wooden handrail of a deck outside. Its arm is hooked under an outstretched leg, its head nearly to the ankle.
A bowl of chanterelle mushroom and broccolini ramen, next to a stove top showing the individual ingredients in 3 separate pans / pots
A morel mushroom pushing through leaf litter. The dark-grey to yellowed-white cap has a honeycomb appearance atop a smooth, pale stem.
a cat lying on her back, belly exposed, front paws tucked to her chest and back legs spread. she is staring at the camera with yellow eyes, narrow slitted pupils, and criminal intent. in the foreground there are bars from the crate she is in (because she's outside and cannot be trusted)
A sign against a brick wall. There are 2 dogs (labradoodles? maybe?), one on either side of text reading "This jobsite is puppy approved. Poison-free rodent control management study."
A ceramic jar of kimchi that has overflowed. There is red juice all over the jar and around it.
A small juice box labeled "whiskas cat milk."
A blue ceramic jar containing freshly-prepared kimchi, along with two pickle containers holding the excess kimchi. There's some rums and tequilas in the background, but they aren't important to the current story.
A compost pile, roughly 2 feet tall. It is dark, wet soil differentiated from the cover of leaf litter. You can't see them in the photo but there were a lot of worms. I wanted to name them all but there were too many to keep track of. They stayed in the soil or got moved to a nice little garden.
A roughly quart-sized plastic container full of pomegranate seeds, with a price tag displaying 99 cents.
A wheeled cart with two signs. One says "Swifties 4 Trump," the other says "Unvaxxed sperm $10000 per load."
Two lemon pigs sitting next to each other. A lemon pig is a lemon made to look like a pig, with toothpick legs and cloves for eyes, holding a penny in a cut at the end made to look like a snout. One lemon pig is considerably drier (because it is a year old).
An orange-brown mushroom with shaggy white fuzz along the stem and a bulbous base that narrows slightly moving towards the cap
A plastic container of cumin, the seasoning. The label says "Cumin Ground."
Grocery store shelf with 3 scents of 2-in-1 shampoo & conditioners, brand name "Every Man Jack"
A grey tree frog (Hyla chrysoscelis) sitting on black plastic, looking forward
An edited image of a mosquito head/face overlaid onto Jesus on the cross, with text in a script similar to illuminated manuscripts: "Forgive them, for they know not what they do."
Two white-taiked deer doe standing amidst trees of varying sizes, a carpet of leaves underneath
Atteva aurea, the ailanthus webworm moth. Small moth with tawny orange wings, which have honeycomb-esque circles of black and white.
Two volleyball-sized clumps of Lion's Mane fungus (Hericium erinaceus) growing from a damaged tree trunk about 20 feet off the ground.
Interior of large office building, three stories tall, with an open area through the middle, a glass half-cylinder roof running the full length
Immortan Joe from Mad Max movie with the quote "Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"
A bed in the center of a room. Beside the unoccupied side of the bed, a large white dog is laying on the floor, blocking a narrow path of carpet. In front of the bed are two dog beds stacked one on top of the other.
Three people standing in a cave, foremost with a big smile
Frame from the movie "Akira" showing a short man in a smoking jacket
An arcade game with the title "Bonus Hole"
A bumblebee sitting on top of an unopened passionflower
A young fern frond, not yet unfurled, with a reddish tint
Image of text: Kill your lawn. Crime pays but botany doesn't.
The Duolingo mascot, a green owl, looking uncharacteristically old and haggard.
Google results for "Sope Creek" describing it as a "Stream in Georgia"
A digital toggle for "Easy mode," currently off