Phosphenomena

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Art account from a guy who sees strange things when he presses on his eyeballs too hard. No actual angels were harmed in the making of this art. Chaos mandalas are my game.

"That smile. That damned smile."
"I think there's something wrong with Phil in acc ... oh my."
"With that ... err ... mouth of hers, she's a walking HR violation waiting to happen. And she knows the rules."
Kinda like those Minecraft enemies that are just like Cthulhu things.
"Is that why you're stripping?" "It can only be opened naked."
“I’m thinking of ending things. Once this thought arrives, it stays. It sticks. It lingers. It dominates. There’s not much I can do about it. Trust me. It doesn’t go away. It’s there whether I like it or not. It’s there when I eat. When I go to bed. It’s there when I sleep. It’s there when I wake up. It’s always there. Always.”
"You guys are the meanest matchmakers ever."
Because it really does look like a patch of peyote you found after you done ate the last patch of peyote.
"He said after a while he could even smell money and refused to ever go near it."
"What is the result of all that chanting?" "It makes another gem."
I need to find a way to also give this a height map so I can make a subtly 3D print. It can resemble actual brush strokes.
"Anyway, that's why we have all the limitations on the area. We don't need to be in an asylum, too."
"Normally, we have eight trapped at one time, but one of them is missing, and that's why we called you."
It feels like Gozer the Gozerian is going to ask me to choose the form of the destructor.
The only thing that Plasminoids CAN'T do is resist a schoolyard taunt.
"We aren't breaking the cells, we're actually encouraging them to grow. A lot. Without stopping."
Like most of my art, it looks like a flower you definitely would not want to touch.
"The very top layer of this has been dulled by removing the magic properties. I will absorb that loss myself. Here is the remainder."
"Dude, you said she got the brains and her sister got the looks. It's not a secret why she dumped you! You deserved it!"
I don't always like the paint series to stay so dark, but I liked the way the pink and green looked.
Also, Ant Lions are really scary, if you're an ant.
This is what it looks like when you snort antifreeze. Or so I've heard.
This look like something I'd see on the wall in Spencers when I was a kid visiting the mall.
"The real maze it was solving was how to collect enough organic material in one place."
MANOLIOS THE UGLY ONE'S 'LECTROWURM
MEAT GROUP!
Did you know "xenomorph" isn't really the name of the Aliens? It's actually Internecivus raptus, because "xenomorph" just means aliens. Alien form.
"You can't sneak up on her, she always knows where you are, and when she chooses, you're stuck in place."
Do you read Sutter Cane?
Mynd you, Borellian bites Kan be pretti nasti...
"It's a lot like the check engine light."
I know this is a ten-fold mirror/rotation, but for some reason I keep seeing it as a six or an eight.
To be fair, two extra arms would have been super helpful in making tapestries.
Are you really gonna complain about getting this instead of a boring ol' MRI?
This one has a spider in the middle
"No, you don't get it. Our technology is actually made with aliens."
Now he's asking me to tell him about the rabbits.
"Functionally, it creates an enraged holiness nuke that does a ridiculous amount of radiant damage."
"Ann, just look at him! Can you tell that cute ... eye ... face ... thing 'no?'"
If you had a bruise that looked like that, you might need more than a doctor.
"The craziest part is that when it finished the copy of Trina, Pablo tried to sneak it out to keep at his place. Naturally, we let Pablo go after that."
I really can't stand how this one suffered from CMYK conversion, but one does what one can.
The high-contrast nature of ornamental kale made this WAY too hard to use subtly. So I let it be loud.
The fact that this works in CMYK blows my mind.
"What is this? I've never seen this! And it smells good, too? How come I've never seen one before?"
The Day the Peacock Took Acid
The worst things happen when relics fall into the hands of the arrogant and stupid.
Helmut Frankenstein was Viktor's lesser known brother who always dreamed he would follow in his brother's footsteps, but fell into alcoholism and gambling debts. Which is a shame, because his research had merit.
The fish-flower connection is also held up by these terrible bradford pears everywhere.
Magic history nerds might be annoying to talk to, but they can put together a solid defensive strategy.
Humans can't appreciate anything in nature without weaponizing it. Even pollen.
BEWARE THE GLOBULES. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.
"If artificially advancing civilizations is wrong..."
This is the last thing a Whopper sees before is slides down Grimace's massive gullet.
Awww, look. She's snuffling you. Oops, you're two weeks older now.