Phil

@phoutz.bsky.social

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Palm frond in back of Tesla, emerging from shattered rear window
Lucy Van Pelt sitting in front of the television with a mortified expression, saying "Christ, what an asshole" after watching Donald Trump try to upstage a dead guy at his own funeral.
Disarmed, literally, the Black Knight continues fighting King Arthur
Labeling on Scotch Duct Tape clearly calls it "duct tape"
Eric Idle, dressed as an inquisitor, gives a prodigious eye-roll at the very thought.
President Trump holding six Uno cards with the caption “I have all the cards”
Adobe Illustrator logo, with a large "Ai"
A stylized Stars and Stripes theme on a 1976 yearbook for El Modena High School, Orange, California
Wood grain podium showing knots that vaguely resemble white-haired, white-bearded men.
Section of Montreal Cognitive Assessment featuring three animals to be named: lion, rhinoceros, and camel
Agapanthus bud, resembling a fist with an upraised middle finger.
From Green Eggs & Ham: Not in a box, not with a fox, not in a house, hot with a mouse...I would not eat them anywhere.
Picture of a slightly sad Chuckles the Clown from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood
Picture of a Ford F-150 Lightning EV parked in front of Giant Rock, site of numerous weird legends, near Landers, CA.
A Ticketmaster online advertisement selling tickets for a Jerry Garcia 2026 concert tour, featuring a picture of Jerry, dated 1986
Trump joins Saudi King Salman bin Abdul-Aziz Al Saud and Egyptian President Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi in laying their hands on a glowing orb in a sign of things to come
Markwayne Mullin wearing a cowboy hat to prove a point...about something
Picture of a yellow dog, the original photo of Kabosu, a Shiba Inu.
Historic lithograph showing William Wallace naked, beheaded, eviscerated, and being chopped into four pieces.
Picture of a 19th century US-born second generation Irish person depicted as a caged, brutish ape-like creature with the tail of a snake. Sanctimonious Americans taunt the creature in the cage.
A honey-colored 1971 AMC Javelin AMX, one of the ugliest muscle cars ever made.
Cover of Weekly World News with headline "Bat Child Found In Cave!" showing a child that looks like a young Rick Scott.
Space X rocket explodes on launch pad
Cooper Kulp boggles ball but it's unclear if it touched the ground or not.
Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now!, shirtless, wearing a calvary hat. In the background, flames from napalm.
Picture of a calendar showing that Donald Trump was spotted golfing on January 1, 2, 4 and 11 of 2026. This means he has not been golfing for about two weeks.
Woman crying, with the text "Leave BETTY ALONE!!!" superimposed
Donald Trump boarding Air Force One, leaving an open umbrella behind him after struggling to close it.
Gray cat with white front and paws lying on its back
Average White Band logo featuring an ink drawing of a nude woman, facing away, with the "W" of the abbreviation "AWB" forming her buttocks.
Fezzik and Vizzini in Princess Bride
Pony with bug eyes that looks cuddly-wuddly and would bring fierce warriors their cozy sweaters
Strange man in a sports coat unexplainably licking the outer wall of the Louvre.
Map of barbecue restaurants in Portland Oregon
Werner von Braun sitting at a desk with a model of the Saturn V that he and his staff of American and German engineers designed.
Bulldog lying on a couch
Four men crossing a street, John Lenon, Ringo Star, George Harrison, and Donald Trump. Trump is barefoot.
Mickey Mouse, in a sorcerer's cap, bowing to a broom that is carrying two pails of water.
Black and white still featuring the Lido, Queen of the Moon, wearing an elaborate headdress and belly dancer attire, scowls at her minister, a scantily clad woman with hair in a bun. Two female advisors look on. From Missle to the Moon 1958
Woman standing next to a giant potato, the size of a large pickup truck, outside of the Idaho Potato Museum
Black and white television test pattern featuring five circles with gradations and a drawing of a Native American in full headdress
A chart from Google Trends that shows a strong correlation between searches on "Epstein" and searches on "Trump"
Picture of Wonder Bread Nutrition Facts, including vitamin D, niacin, and thiamin
Giant Rock in Landers, California, home to mysterious phenomenon of all sorts. Just ask ‪@harikunzru.bsky.social‬
Post from The Economist about Baddy Bunny leaping to the top of the charts
Giant robot from the French animation "The King and the Mockingbird" raises a menacing fist outside of a classical building.
Giant robot from the French animation "The King and the Mockingbird" raises a menacing fist outside of a classical building.
Robert Mitchum from Night of the Hunter with knuckle tattoo "Love" altered to read "MS13"
Scene from Animal Kingdom where the character Pope is processing stacks of counterfeit bills