Phyllis

@phyfash.bsky.social

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Geordi La Forge from Star Trek with the words “you can get fucked” underneath
Wrobleski of the Los Angeles Dodgers warming up pregame
A guy with dark curly hair and glasses looks confused and irritated sitting at a table with papers and a beer
Tiki theme flyer for a music show by the band Our Name is Jonas playing July 15 at the Bamboo Club in Long Beach.
The Sandman dressed in all black, looking pained with a badly photoshopped Dodger hat on his head
A hamster sits at a desk giving a thumbs up but in his mind he is flipping middle fingers
A yellow book cover with a big peach on it. The book is called “Butts. A backstory”
A tipped over trash can with trash all over
Evan Phillips in a black hoodie and sunglasses flashing two peace signs
A football fan with his head down on his arms in despair because his team is being stupid right now
A cartoon drawing of Jesus on the phone with the words “start the rapture”
Black text on white that says whatever is happening in your life there’s always a version of potato that can make it better
News graphic that says what’s at stake in every prem league match on the final day
Brett Goldstein in a pretty tight white T-shirt and jeans, and a black-and-white photo up on stage holding a microphone
Hand painted wooden sign on an easel with a green background and a pot leaf painted in white with a white arrow underneath it.
Graphic with text stating why my personality is most aligned with the Oakland Athletics
An image from the news with a picture of a cheeseburger, and the words McDonald’s customers are using this hack to re-create in n Outs animal style burger
A girl in a white and blue striped shirt is yelling and then covering her eyes dramatically
A man in a nice suit with a brown door and white marble in the background, slightly smiling and looking into the side
A man with glasses looking slightly confused, staring off to his right. He is holding a microphone.
A baseball player whiffs big time trying to catch a fly ball
A crying man wearing a badly photoshopped Dodger hat
Screen from a printer that says “cooling down. Wait for a while.”
Picture of my shadow, the proportion of my legs is absurd making it look like I have stilts for legs
Flyer for a Weezer tribute band playing tonight at the Fable in Eagle Rock.
Grey and black small maltipoo mutt dog lays with his front paws stretched in front of him. He is very cute.
A picture of Justin Wrobleski of Los Angeles Dodgers with the words “love you m’lady” badly photoshopped
Rick Monday in a dark gray hoodie with his radio headset, sour look on his face with the words absolutely amazing over the picture
Lord of the rings meme with King Theoden with a somber face and the words so it begins
Three pictures of a little boy who looks increasingly mad. The three pictures say congrats, happy for you, nice.
A line of common reaction emojis. In the line is a small picture of David Rose from Schitts Creek with a cringed look on his face.
A tiny skinny bonsai trunk, bare of any branches or leaves, except for the new ones that are growing at the top.
A cartoon man with yellow skin and a moustache sips a cup of tea and then says “bloody hell”
Two red hearts with the rainbow between them. In white text it says I believe in holding grudges I’ll heal in hell.
The wall of a bathroom stall with the words abolish ice written in blue
Roy Kent from Ted Lasso in a black suit and tie with the words “and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch”
Shawn Hatosy dressed in fancy menswear with the words all right we ride at dawn oomf
Wrobleski and Phillips of the LA Dodgers posing for a picture together in their home white uniforms with the words that’s right in front of them
Guy wearing a blue coat and a badly photoshopped Dodger hat with an excited look on his face, turning up a car stereo
Legendary elderly woman in a wheelchair with the words I’m supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? I don’t!
Photo from Ohtani’s Instagram that shows many of the coaching and support staff of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Evan Phillips of the Los Angeles Dodgers. The words I can’t stand seeing the bubble are over his picture.
Grogu a.k.a. baby Yoda from the Star Wars show the Mandalorian eating a light blue cookie
Garazeb Orrelios, an alien creature, from Star Wars with the words I like this kid over his picture
A purple hyacinth flower just starting to bloom in the ground
Animal crossing New Horizons character wearing a red sweater with white heart, pink heart glasses, and a headband with pink hearts on it.
A women in a white scarf, black gloves, and glasses is walking next to a man with a microphone and sunglasses. She is heckling him like the legend she is.
A yellow bear in a red shirt looking dubiously at a piece of paper with the words “well there it is the dumbest thing I ever read all day”
Two men with headsets on, one is standing and yelling in excitement while gripping the shoulder of the other. The other is looking murderously at him.
A man in a white hoodie looks perplexed with the words excuse me?
A sticker of a black toucan with a blue beak that says toucan do it
A brown squirrel hiding in an old tree stump eating his lunch. The sun is shining on him.
AM 570 sports radio Instagram account with a picture of Chris Taylor formerly of the Los Angeles Dodgers who is gonna be a guest this evening
Old Timey cartoon of a man saying remember to look both ways before you go fuck yourself
Birthday card that says wonderful sister but the wonderful is crossed out.
Pink “jibbi” keychain which is the jack in the box guy wearing a pink pajama thing and holding a burger
Screen grab of an article saying the update for animal crossings new horizons is already out
Forecast for Buffalo, New York, which is 29° but feels like 19°
Rosanov from Heated Rivalry looking at Hollander, yearning. Rosanov had beautiful blue eyes and dark blond curls.