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What Cunningham has bravely chosen to be is a straight blonde woman with tenuous political commitments; if this constitutes courage, some congratulations are in order at my Pilates class tonight
Bender: I'm so embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead
bender to an obsolete robot: so what's your problem?
dumb AI slop of a lady crying a weird looking tear
four birds with cowboy hats. three are labeled pixels one two and three, and the fourth is labeled OP. the fourth is saying "thank y'all for coming"
guy getting his whole shit vaporized by the phone he is looking at
phillies 1944 "blue jays" uniforms
phillies: uniforms through the years. a poster featuring members of the 1993 Phillies with different historical Phillies uniforms on
strung out ray liotta looking for helicopters in goodfellas
And even if AI systems are not conscious, they could still be moral patients. Some may have sophisticated long-term preferences and a kind of identity over time. It might be important for us to honour their preferences. And unlike other non-living things, AI systems can form relationships with humans. This, too, might be a reason to treat them well. Alternatively, perhaps they are such intricate creations that they deserve care and respect for that reason alone, like a cathedral or a coral reef.
Donald Trump in a comically thick chair in a vehicle.
frakes in fact or fiction
speed 0 km/h, altitude 0.1 km
the dad from The Mist after shooting everybody
Brett Baier
stack of greeting cards filed under "secret pal birthday"
goodfellas scene where Ray Liotta is introing all the characters
De Niro from The Irishman saying "It's what it is"
upset looking kid with text "Congrats. Happy for you. Nice"
dean koontz
senator with the fucked up face from HANNIBAL
image from Phillies insta showing a wedding with a bride in a wedding dress and bridesmaids in bridesmaid dresses and a husband and groomsmen dressed like a bunch of fuckin goons in Phillies jerseys
bukayo saka
John Aaron and other engineers from Apollo 13 when they're testing LEM power up procedures
the "who ordered an orchestra, possibly while high" stage hand from Homerpalooza
liz peek
Jose Mourinho
news org supreme Court runners mid sprint
mannequin groin
email subject: Your linen pants era starts now
osprey on a pillar with a bit of prey
seterra scorecard - 100% on typed test of 193 UN member states in 9 minutes 44 seconds
This comment wasn't removed, but we still want to help. (they don't)
seychelles flag with hex color codes key
hint toad
Garfield looking a-dither
Soccer needs another incremental penalty option between 1 yellow card which is almost meaningless most of the time and a red card which is the worst possible penalty. There should be a penalty box and timed powerplays
a dumb advertisement for a sexuality quiz with an inscrutable graph of various sexual orientations
76 degree dew point
Mike Huckabee playing the bass
unhinged reddit post infographic about SkyCards
a big glass (it's a vase)
view of da beach
smash burger
screenshot from a video of Bryce Harper batting where the subtitle says "0-2 coming to Bryce Daddy"
a building with a sign that says John Kennedy Collision Center
isaac chotiner
She trumpeted her skills as a reporter. On one occasion, she suggested that she had a sixth sense for news. In June 2021, after breaking the story that the Atlanta Falcons had traded the wide receiver Julio Jones to the Tennessee Titans, she went on television and told a story about receiving a sign while gambling at a bachelorette party in Atlantic City. “I’m at the roulette table on Saturday night around 11 p.m.,” she said on “Get Up,” ESPN’s weekday morning show “and I hit on black 11.” Aware that Mr. Jones wore No. 11 for Atlanta, Ms. Russini recalled telling someone else in their party: “That’s Julio. Something’s up.” She called her sources and confirmed her hunch. “I’m a witch,” Ms. Russini said.
Picard looking forlorn
Then, hoping to avoid any urgent diaper events, I ducked into the next room and dialed up the president.
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It seemed worth checking whether artificial intelligence could help. I asked the chatbot Claude to perform a stylometric analysis, which uses statistics to analyze the authorship of texts. Claude ran 13 statistical models to compare the memos Saltzburg had shared to the 7,000-page archive of Butler’s lectures, as well as to Mike Gabbard’s extensive writings and speeches. I also asked the chatbot to look at the few examples I could find of Khemaney’s language.
chrs.crd on Instagram: "I'm finna need to know where you got those shoes.."
a big ass sausage sandwich
A significant motivation for the change was the viewing experience, which has a new custodian. This is Netflix’s first year as the TV home for the derby, which is set for 8 p.m. ET on July 13 at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia. The broadcaster sought feedback from the league and players on ways to improve the event, a person briefed on the decision-making process said. Netflix did not immediately return a request for comment.
excerpt from The Social Lives of Birds by Joan Strassmann: "As if earning their particular genus name Turdus, Fieldfares respond to threats from flying predators (like crows and owls) by mobbing together, flying at their foes from behind, braking by back flapping, and then blasting the contents of their cloacas onto the predators at close range. Effectively, the maneuver glues the predator's feathers together with feces. Birds so depend on clean feathers to fly, it makes me wonder why more birds do not use this form of defense.
two Greek dudes talking meme