MJF

@pi3832.bsky.social

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Over-educated cis-het white guy in central Ohio. No relation to any famous MJFs.

Animated lab mice, Pinky and The Brain.
Still shot from the movie "splash", of a kid peeking up skirts, overlayed with the words: "you're a troll; I claim my two dollars"
Rectangular metal plate with precise but irregular cutouts. Appears old with spots of corrosion, it’s laying on a paper towel.
Still frame from animated movie “Up”. Big brown dog looks off-camera like he's seen something.
Rainbow colored parasols hang from a tree over a brick walkway.
Three pieces of shed snake skin on a wood table top. The longest is maybe a foot long, the others not too much shorter.
Garter snake curled up on top of a boxwood.
A garter snake on the top of a boxwood shrub silently flicks its tongue at the camera.
Photo of a thick garter snake sunning itself on an evergreen shrub.
Screenshot of Libby's share function. Which is also completely fucking irrelevant to the discussion.
Screenshot of AliExpress listing for Playboy bunny costume, featuring little girls?!
Screenshot of library hold for “Wolf Worm”.
AI slop. Prompt was: Photo of a gangster applying for a job at a fastfood restaurant named “GIGO”
Goddammit donut!
Screenshot shot showing I've been shadow banned from replying to a user.
“Black Widow” Ford F-250 pick-up truck with lift-kit barreling down a divided highway with trees in the background. Re: www.blackwidowtrucks.com/lifted-trucks-ford-f250
Close up of the end cut of a two by six. It shows the starburst of grain around a knot in pine wood.
Picture of a large room with rows of tables overflowing with arts and crafts supplies and equipment.
Picture of a hexagonal wood ring holding ca. 100 cardboard tubes in a bundle, resting on a cluttered workbench.
AI slop photo of a sexy woman at a bar, but her face/head has been replaced by that of an infant.
AI slop. A man wearing a t-shirt that reads "artist" stands in front of an advanced Xerox machine. The The copier is cutting edge. He presses a very large button on the machine. The copier is in cubicle of a large open office. The copier has a sign on it: "Art Maker 3000".
Scraps of paper on a concrete floor. The pattern is a grid of blobby squares in shades of green and yellow-brown.
AI prompt: anime-style illustration with perfect clean lines, illustration of A stern, skinny black girl shoulders a sledgehammer. She stands triumphant, with one foot raised on the corpse of an overweight guy in brown tactical gear. A city smolders in the background., anime drawing/art, bold linework, illustration, cel shaded, anime-style digital illustration. It's an anime-inspired 2D-style anime illustration. Aesthetic high-skill, professional anime illustration, which looks like a screencap from an anime series. It has clean line work and a pleasant, appealing drawn aesthetic style. Overall, it's a world-class illustration with flawless line work, perfect composition, and impeccable attention to detail.
A pile of snow that has been plowed up onto a sidewalk that had been cleared of snow.
50501 NATIONAL DAY OF ACTION ICE OUT OF EVERYWHERE JANUARY 31, 2026 2pm ICE Field Office Westerville 675 Brooksedge Blvd, Westerville, OH
For your blocking pleasure @pvanrhee.bsky.social
Liam Ramos being kidnapped by ICE. 5yo boy, in a blue hat and black-and-white flannel coat stands in front of a white guy, dressed all in black, who's gripping Ramos' backpack tightly.
Kid in a blue hat and backpack, maybe 5, getting detained
Anti-ICE rally FRIDAY JANUARY 23 1 - 2PM OHIO STATEHOUSE
Example of federally required tire-information placard.
Image of Jan 6th insurrection, labeled WORLD CLASS SORE LOSERS
Small wood table top, hanging from wall.
Close up photo of a white lama's face. Has curly mop of hair, big black eyes, and what looks like buck teeth. Tot adorbs.
Close up photo of a white lama's face. Has curly mop of hair, big black eyes, and what looks like buck teeth. Tot adorbs.
[[ Aman with a knife sticking out of his heavily bleeding face stands in front of a toaster, which has an arm extending from the top of it. He is holding a telephone to his ear. ]] Man: Hello, 911? I just tried to toast some bread, and the toaster grew an arm and stabbed me in the face! 911: Did you read the toaster's man page first? Man: Well, no, but all I wanted was—
A Christmas tree with white lights and red balls.
Screenshot from “Partyman” video. Prince is half himself, half the Joker, pointing at his broad smile, like a precocious child.
Cartoon. A banner “Fuck your Thoughts & Prayers” Over a trashcan of bullshit
Morison was a scholar of newspapers, writing that they "are the invention of the printer."30 He was hired in 1929 to redesign London's Times "with the ambition of producing the finest piece of newspaper printing in the world," he wrote in Warde's Monotype Recorder.31 The Times noted that "the print of newspapers must change with social habits… In the eighteenth century The Times was largely read in coffee-houses; in the nineteenth it came to be read in trains; and in the twentieth it is read in cars and airliners."32 Morison's first, perhaps most radical recommendation was to replace The Times' black-letter logo with roman capitals, erasing the emphatic if enigmatic period that had appeared at the name's end. Next he set about replacing the newspaper's venerable Caslon body type with what became known as The Times New Roman-to this day a default typeface for word-processed letters, memos, and school papers. After three years' work trying out designs and finally settling on a variation of Plantin (Robert Granjon's sixteenth-century Gros Cicero), Monotype cut 5,973 punches using Benton's pantograph (1,075 of them rejected as imperfect), the letters drawn and redrawn by the unheralded draughtswomen in the Monotype Type Drawing Office.33 The paper's type was set on Monotypes, Linotypes, and Intertypes, so Linotype cut its own versions of Morison's face. One goal of the design was to fit more text into narrow lines. Another was to render it more readable by raising the x-heightthe depth of a lowercase letter's bodyto make it appear bigger. The face was tested on the press and subjected to review by "a distinguished ophthalmic authority" to be deemed, in Morison's words, "worthy of The Times masculine, English, direct, simple, not more novel than it behoveth it to be novel, and absolutely free from faddishness and frivolity."34 At its debut in October 1932, the editors boasted that its typeface was "truly new and, as comparison will show, from an impression of spontaneous…
Vladmir Putin shaking hands with Dozing-Donny Trump.
Photo of trees covered in a blanket of snow. The white snow outlines every branch and twig of the deciduous trees, highlighting their beautiful complexities. The conifers, frankly, looked weighed down and morose.
Screenshot of WiFi scanning app. Shows an a large (so large as to be uncountable) number of overlapping WiFi signals, on the 2.4Gz band. ESSID names include: W4C 001D73D49FA0 Nothing to See Here Heaton1-guest FREEWiFiGOWEX unifi_admin DDG BCSaysStayOut-guest xfinitywifi ATT576 cullen's Wi-Fi Network
Hedonism bot from Futurama.
Screenshot of Google Maps. Shows the state of Oklahoma. Most of the eastern half of the state is labeled as Osage, Cherokee, Choctaw, and Chickasaw nations.
Screenshot of Google Maps. Shows the state if Oklahoma. Most of the eastern half of the state is labeled as Osage, Cherokee, Choctaw, and Chickasaw nations.
Cartoon bald eagle colored like an American flag with words “America fuck yeah!”
Example of “BPI COMPOSTABLE” certification mark, showing the swirl design element and BPI lettering, along with the word “compostable”.
WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS cartoon of happy white with 5 fingers and 2 thumbs on 1 hand AND WAS REPLACED BY AI?
Cartoon of the Monopoly man being roasted on a spit over a campfire, captioned “EAT THE RICH”.
Close up photo of green fungi growing out of a log.