chris pickard

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sometimes I write about software or baseball or food

corky miller featuring his iconic facial hair
chrome ad trying to get me to use google LLM garbage
The 22nd century “the world if” meme
Baseball Reference Immaculate grid featuring top to bottom left to right - Bronson Arroyo - Arthur Rhodes - Derek Dietrich - Micah Owings - Ryan Freel - Zach Cozart - Amir Garrett - Corky Miller - Aristides Aquino
The same image of stephen miller flipped upside down
the cover of The Storm Before The Storm: the beginning of the end of the Roman republic by mike duncan
a stock trader with the number 2425 on his chest making a world class grimace
Heartwarming: The Worst People You Know Are All Fighting
an overhead shot of the road from google maps that shows clear merging indicators and at least a 100 feet of fire lane after the merge and before the lamp post this jabroni crashed into
it's the tobias funke people deluding themselves meme
The grinch lookin like he just sighted an excellent present to steal
A skyline coney and 5 way in the foreground with a bottle of hot sauce and napkin dispenser bearing the skyline logo in the background
leo pointing meme
the Jesus I see what you've done for other people meme
A loaf of bread on a wooden cutting board
a flier for trump’s madison square garden rally. it looks, and I truly cannot stress this enough, so shitty. It’s a bunch of floating torsos, many of them aren’t even professional headshots, at least one of them may have been cropped out of a literal mugshot
an image with 2 US soccer crests, on the left is the old version and on the right is the new version
two on field white sox personnel (a player in the foreground holding his batting helmet in his left hand and a coach in the background wearing a SOX hat). the player has an amazing mustache, however the most striking part of the scene is that both are wearing shorts
it's lebron james looking very confused at jr smith. only lebron is shown in the image
Alex Verdugo forgetting how to play baseball
a loaf of bread sliced in half to show the interior structure. there is a gentle swirl pattern with large air holes. it's not a pretty loaf of bread but it doesn't appear to be a disaster
the same two doughs as the previous post, now free of their wicker and plastic prison but they look like two deflated blobs
a cambro (a clear plastic bin) with two bannetons inside and a truly monstrously oversized dough that has swamped the bannetons and is threatening to overflow the cambro
a still of keanu reeves in bill and ted's excellent adventure saying the word "woah"
its the "I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty" meme but instead it's "I can excuse racism, sexism, islamophobia, transphobia, fraud, theft" but I draw the line at mean nicknames
it's the "guy who has only seen the boss baby, watching his second movie: getting a lot of 'boss baby' vibes from this..." meme
A weird screengrab at a trump rally that says “California’s Kamala Harris becomes first Indian-American US senator”
A map depicting the driving route between chesterfield and cummington Massachusetts
a billboard from I-71 between Cincinnati and Columbus that says HELL IS REAL. it is a local icon
a screenshot of a 2002 era ESPN web page about the 2002 rookie of the year winners. it looks like peak 2002 with tables everywhere
it's the "no I don't think I will" meme
a still from the principal skinner "am I out of touch? no it's the children who are wrong" meme
Gritty raising a pride flag
A grey husky sits on a landing. Her tail is lying over the face of an extremely chunky long hair cat. A black and white cat lays on a different step and watches the proceeding
will benson of the cincinnati reds leaning over after sliding into second. there is a big hole in his pants, thankfully below his butt
It’s a Nate silver tweet that claims we’ve stopped inventing things by misunderstanding several different things
A white tesla model x in the bright sunshine, looking as ugly as the day it was spawned
a silver Porsche panamera in a rear three quarter view showing a bodacious backside
A forest green Saab 900 in a rear three quarter view with a prominent spoiler