PieGopher

@piegopher.bsky.social

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A queer, ace nerd from Quebec. He/him. Mediocre at video games, okay at swimming.

Two dice bags (purple and green) and a purple dice tray. The green dice bag has been emptied out into the tray showing 14 "zocchi" dice used for the Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG. They are a d3, d4, d5, d6, d7, d8, d10, d%, d12, d14, d16, d20, d24, and d30
A yassified older woman from those provocative ads about a mobile game. She's smiling and driving away from a woman who seems desperately shocked. The caption reads "[Leaves the scene after spreading misinformation]"
Amanda Seyfried in Mamma Mia with the caption "July 17th. What a night!"
A small, black and white, long haired dog, or perhaps a wig (Toto) lies on a pile of cushions with his belly up and his paws tucked up to his chest.
PieGopher films his face, mostly in darkness, but occasionally illuminated by glowing arches that he's walking through
An under-exposed, middle-aged hipster (PieGopher) in the woods at night. Over his shoulder and through some trees, two glaring red eyes shine red light into the background
A small black long-haired dog, or possibly a wig (Toto) stands at a food dish shaped like a bone. He has paused mid-eating to look back over his shoulder at the camera person (assumed to be PieGopher)
A pharmacy shelf holding a tube of "SUPER CRACK Heel Cream"
A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) with his back against a fence leering to the side. In the background is a small pink plate of kibble and oats on a tree stump.
A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) smiles for a selfie under a lil bit of a rainbow. He's wearing suspenders which is unusual for him, even as a middle aged hipster. In the mid-background is a derelict KFC covered in graffiti.
A middle-aged hipster (PieGopher) smiles awkwardly with cosplayers expertly portraying Dead by Daylight characters the Oni Minotaur (RottenArtist) and Dwight Fairfield (HauntedCosplay)
Drag queen Myki Meeks squatting down to receive a spoonful of some kind of snack. The caption says "Obrigado"
A comic book frame where a character I don't recognize from He-Man is wrestling with King Hiss (a bad guy whose torso is secretly 5 snakes). The other guy is crying out as he wrestles "Five snakes! Not one but-- Five!!" The five snakes collectively laugh at him.
A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) smiles like a dumb dumb while holding a mug.
A dadly man holds a tray of yorkshire puddings that are of ridiculous size
A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) and his bear husband (Dragulosa) sit at a table holing up beer glasses. Whistler mountain is in the background
A video of a trail bridge. On the other side of the bridge is a black bear. It looks at the camera and starts to cross a log
A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) takes a selfie in front of two otters at the aquarium, floating around on their backs all super chill like
Dragulosa pours syrup on a Japanese doodle soufflé style pancake with whipped cream and fruits. A large cup of tea menaces in the foreground.
The real Granite Falls. It's pretty good.
A video of Granite Falls
Four guys with facial hair and sunglasses in red jumpsuits. They're standing on a dock
A squinting, middle-aged hipster and his bear husband hold up fish-shaped waffle-ish things filled with soft serve
A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) strikes a pensive pose under an aisle sign in a pharmacy stating "Hair Notions"
PieGopher's jacket with three badges saying "FWA", "FWA", and "FWA", respectively - in the background is a restaurant called FUWA FUWA
A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) and his bear husband (Dragulosa) stand high above a ravine lined with trees with a river in the middle.
A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) takes a selfie with a placard advertising otter balls for $10.25. They're pancake desserts.
A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) and his senior-hipster dad standing on the White Rock pier pointing back to land there is a distant rock which is - get this - White. The composition vaguely resembles the "pointing guy" meme. PieGopher's face looks all crazy.
Piegopher, a middle aged hipster in plaid (of course), sits on a bench next to a Star Wars character in brown whose head looks like a flatworm. Apparently this is called an Ithorian
A 1563 painting of a chubby-faced child standing in an elaborate dress, apron, and hat. He is holding a rod-shaped bauble on a chain with a fang on one end. He's got a crucifix on a chain around his neck. The caption reads: "SON OF JOHN THYNNE Inscribed: * VIII * OCTOB * M * D * LXIIII * AETAT MENS * VI * Painting by a contemporary artist"
A bunch of documents lain out on a covered pool table. There is a suggestion of organization but that suggestion is grossly misleading
PieGopher's gross pink hand is pointing to a bug-ravaged clover at the middle of the frame, it has one leaf, doing its best. Around it are other clovers with plural leaves of varying numbers up to 4. They are irrelevant.
A screenshot of Tomodachi life. The Mii versions of PieGopher (tall, blonde, bearded) and Dragulosa (shorter, dark beard, bald) stand smiling on either side of their new son (Short, bald, piercing eyes that stare into your very soul). PieGopher has a speech bubble saying "Roy sure did grow up in a flash"
A bathroom floor with a large bathmat shaped like a teddy bear's smiling face
A bunch of bearded men at a long table set for eating. One of them is PieGopher.
A screenshot of Pokémon Leaf Green showing the stats page of a shiny Jigglypuff. She kind of looks like every other Jigglypuff but her eyes are green instead of blue, and her body is a more differenter color of pink. She's level 3, lax nature, and was caught in a great ball on route 3.
A screenshot of Pokémon Leaf Green. A level 33 Arbok is fighting a level 30 Snorlax. The Arbok has the sleep condition. Text at the bottom says "ARBOK's SHED SKIN cured its sleep problem"
Ikalgo again but now he's crying and rubbing his eyes with his mittens. His eyebrows are a 10 on the Levy scale
A screen grab from the Hunter X Hunter anime where a squid-identifying octopus-resembling character (Ikalgo) is sitting next to his friend (Killua) who is in a hospital bed. Ikalgo is wearing a large white toque with a pompom, a yellow hoodie, white gloves, and little babysized pants and white boots for his little baby sized lower body. His booted legs extend directly forward, hardly reaching the edge of the chair, like how a little BABY would sit.
A screenshot from Pokémon Leafgreen. The rival character is shown with the text "That's right! I remember now! His name is DIKBUTT"
A small dog with long, black hair and the white of age on his muzzle (Toto) lies on his side in a mess of blankets and sheets on a bed. His one visible eye is open but he's otherwise in a sleeping pose with his legs dangling limply.
A little wizard from Yapyap. They're in a green cloak with gold trim and a matching peaked hat. They have big eyes and an open mouth with individually rendered teeth which are kind of terrifying.
A still from Deven Green's parody video "Welcome to my Home (Part 2)". Brenda Dickson is pictured smiling and holding a fluffy, white cat in front of a table of food. A caption reads "Look at the good I do"
The Trickster from Dead by Daylight. He's a kpop killer with a bladed baseball bat. His eyes are yellow and his hair is purple. He wears a yellow overcoat which is open revealing a bare, bloody chest. He also wears purple pinstripe pants.
Giorno Giovanna from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. He is clenching a fist with masculine determination. His lavender blazer has severe shoulder pads and a heart-shaped book window. His golden hair is a braid at the back and cannoli at the front.
A middle aged hipster (Piegopher) lying on a couch with a brown, fuzzy blanket over his lower half. A small black dog (Toto) is sleeping on his legs.
A screenshot of the game Dwarf Fortress. A catapult appears to have a baby in it.
A small black dog (Toto) wriggles like a worm into a large pile of clean but unfolded laundry, resurfacing slowly after
The torso of a comic book hero. He has sleeves composed of strips of fabric forming an irregular grid. One strip of fabric is conforming to the crook of his elbow when by rights it should be popping right out of there and looking a fugly mess. A label points to it, stating "Is it glued on??"
A simple pencil drawing of several spice girls merged into a body horror Blob of bodies. The caption reads "We are Allspice. We will tell you what we want"
A ten dollar bag of chicken donuts. They're just nuggies with a hole in the middle.
The camera holder opens a door to a balcony covered in snow. A small black dog (Toto) runs out and through a narrow trench that was dug through the snow for him to descend a staircase into the back yard. The snow is as tall as he is.
A middle aged hipster (Piegopher) holding a hard cover version of three Dungeon Crawl Classics rulebook, the special printing with a "7 pointed star" on the cover. Or so they said, but it's actually just a pentagram with two extra prongs. The cover is black faux-leather with gold details
A Magic the Gathering card of Princess Yue from Avatar the Last Airbender. When she dies she becomes a land called "Moon"
Some kind of medical equipment that has dials and handles in a rough approximation of an unamused face with dog ears
A small black dog with the white of oldness 'pon his chin. Toto.
3 little terracotta pots with small succulents. Pot 1 is two jade plants, about 2 and 4 inches tall respectively. Pot 2 is the harshly-pruned, Y-shaped stump of the jade plant that parented pot 1. Pot 3 is a string of pearls, but they are all very small, lemon-shaped, and only one peeks over the lip of the pot.
A little black dog (Toto) sleeping with his tongue hanging out
A Gelato selection. The focus is on one flavor which is probably "Sugar Cookie" but a typo "c" and a dubious "k" make it equally believable as "Sugar Coochie"
A headline: Trump loyalist-turned-critic Marjorie Taylor Greene resigning from congress