Pilot

@pilotbeer.co.uk

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Brewery and twitter account. Leith, laugh, love. It’s probably just a joke.

A normal man
A headline about Norway branding Scotland unprofessional.
A can of Pilot Light. Jesus.
Poster for Celebraison Beer Dinner, a Belgian inspired food and beer evening from Pilot and Simple Things Fermentations.
A charming little shopping bag trophy that Shopify sent us
An email to Pilot that reads "Hello, My name is Luka."
Two books by cunts.
A screenshot of a tweet from 2014 showing Pilot's alarming prescience with regards to Peter Mandelson.
A screenshot from Vessel's Google profile showing a fictional pub quiz tonight.
A headline about NASA’s crewed moon mission
Pilot Scotch Export
A headline about the BBC staying on Twitter
The Pilot team
A screenshot showing Vessel with 139 Google reviews averaging 4.9
A screenshot of a LinkedIn Year In Review email.
Some hops.
3 cans of Mochaccino Stout, a Mochaccino candle and a pack of Machina Index coffee, all artistically arranged like.
A DELICIOUS CAN OF MOCHACCINO STOUT!
A screenshot of St Helens RLFC's website announcing a partnership with Brewdog
The frontage of Vessel, now saying Bar & Kitchen
A hilarious riff on the Alan Partridge "can I just shock you" meme, implying that the Pilot brewery actually *like* rating sites despite years of vocally disparaging the Untappd beer rating website and app.
A screenshot from Google showing 99 reviews at a score of 4.9 for Vessel
Pilot and Fell brewing
A can of Pilot Big Westie, featuring a big Westie terrier.
A news article about the launch of Shadow Doge.
Festbier, pretzel and pickles
A twat with a pint.
The Bow Bar’s 2025 IPA challenge results showing Pilot’s glorious victory.
A google search for "Richard Ashcroft shoes"
A can of Pilot's Wit Beer, featuring The Stand's legendary cowboy mascot.
An Instagram notification saying “alastaircampbell posted a thread you might like.
A section from a pump manual reading "pumps must be installed in compliance with the laws of physics"
The exterior of Vessel
Norm from Cheers. Absolute legend.
A BBC News story asking why Scotland uses more water than the rest of the UK
A screenshot of the MEN website saying Manchester United are targeting a top 6 finish next year.
A serendipitous screenshot of our tweet followed by one about Keir Starmer being a pathetic piece of shit.
An edited tweet about flares
A neon sign coming on in perfect time with the music.
A pair of vampires laying a trap.
A man who is somehow balder than anyone has even been.
An article about the discovery of DMS in space.
A film showing the Vessel sign being painted and hung.
Vessel, a new bar from Pilot and friends, coming soon.
An AI generated Pilot Brewer action figure.
A pallet mover with stupid signs on.
A deranged tweet from an idiot.
Starmer being a useless coward
A cask being filled with delicious beer.
An old Pilot tweet about Elon Musk.
A can of Pilot's Blue Lady Pale tea.
Hops exploding out of a fermenter at an alarming rate.