Kerry

@piltdown37.bsky.social

862 Followers 422 Following

We're going to need a bigger [guillotine]. 🇺🇸 (he, him) #37Approved™

Picture of a long row of sliding shelves in a university archive. A man is crushed between them, his arm and leg can be seen protruding from a narrow gap, desperately flailing for the handle as he slowly asphyxiates...(he's fine)
screenshot of the Bluesky Discards draft option to bail on whatever half cocked bullshit you were about to dump in someone's mentions
Picture of Rudy Giuliani and Jenna Ellis sitting in a courtroom failing as usual to provide any evidence of fraud in the 2020 election. Rudy has just farted and Jenna is giving him the 'eww' side eye
Kombucha girl meme Frame 1 text (yuck face): yet another podcast bro Frame 2 text (pleasantly surprised face): but about sandwiches
An issue of LIFE magazine from the 80s titled 'The Constitution' mixed in with various other empty husks laying in an industrial size recycle bin.
Black and white image of ancient figurines: a canine standing in it's rear legs behind a long necked bird chained to a stake/staff
Screenshot of the OP crediting the source of their screenshots and posting with basic summaries. Could they be more descriptive? Sure. Is alt text preferred? Always. Should we at least appreciate that someone at lamestream CNN is actually reporting on it? Hell no, burn them at the stake!
Screenshot of a bluesky account mimicking Hank Green
Screenshot of a fundraising text from Hakeem Jefferies signed "keep the faith, Hakeem Quit2End"
Screenshot of my fantasy football draft picks taking Jayden Daniels in the third round.
Picture of a bearded white man in a dark blue polo shirt with a grey tabby cat on his shoulder, rubbing cheeks affectionately. They are standing under a tree in a sunny day with a white house partially visible behind them.
Zohran Mamdani smiling while holding a black and white cat that is mean-mugging to camera
Crop from the mid-as-usual Thomas Kincaid painting 'Morning Pledge' zoomed in on a red 50's convertible driving in the rain with the top down
A crop from an unhinged collage zoomed in on a square cracker (pale, rough edges, full of holes, salty) with surprised eyes and a bemused grin wearing handcuffs amid a background of hellfire
Picture of baby in a blue one piece outfit - Image text: baby bunting / sizes newborn-24mos. / Peek-a-boo pattern shop
Political style logo with the words Vote Cthulu / No Lives Matter
Picture of an inverted US flag (signaling distress)
Simple cartoon - top panel: someone seated at their computer with a disgusted look on their face Bottom panel: we see the bulge in their pants as they turn their chair away
Photo of Ivanka Trump promoting a can of Goya brand beans while serving as an advisor in her father's first term.
NY Congressional rep AOC at the Met Gala in 2021 wearing a white dress with "tax the rich" in red letters