pimento

@pimento2000.bsky.social

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trans, queer, all the good things.

Rough cut garlic and chilli crisp frying in oil in the bottom of a wok.
A lava lamp! All bloopy like they are.
The inside of a 50 year old throttle position sensor used on Mercedes cars with d-jetronic injection it seems like it’s fine, there’s a line along where the brass arm slides along the zig-zag traces on the PCB but it’s not all black or torn up.
A shed floor, remarkably well painted a fetching grey. The shed is an oddly shaped timber framed beast, with waterproof silver backed lining between the frame and the outer tin layer. There is a lot of room for activities.
The back end of a stainless steel box attached to the back of a Honda CT110 motorbike. It has many stickers, including a Rodney the bent rod character and a track map of Royal Nasho in the style of those stilly Nurburgring maps. This bike has powered around the Royal Nasho circuit, so it has earned that sticker.
soup
Lasagna. It’s just lasagna. A slice has been taken out and put on a plate with some salad.
Postie bike with replacement indicator stalks, lit from behind, at a jaunty angle on its side stand
A bag of lays truffle flavoured chips. The bag is purple and glittering under a lamp. They’re pretty tasty.
The corner of a cover plate in a footpath with FOUL WATER imprinted into it. All four corners bear this marking, holding back gods know what down there. Dare ye find out, Adventurer?
The shed has some insulation and tin on about half the walls. The roof is still open to the sky. The sun is setting behind the scene, giving a bright sky while the shed is in shadow, as if its future is shrouded in mystery. Who can say what dark deeds may be performed within.
A pile of corrugated metal sheets and flashings, neatly delivered to the end of a driveway.
shed bones
A Honda CT110 postie bike with a hefty stainless steel box on the back, full of shopping. There are some fun stickers on the box.
The corner of a bathroom showing a light switch just above the floor. It’s tucked down next to a toilet, below a towel rack that’s frankly inadequate to hang all the towels up, but it’s a small bathroom so there’s really nothing that could be done about that. Otherwise the hotel is fine. There’s a place nearby that does what they call sushi tacos, they seem to deep fry nori into hard taco shells and put things in. I tried a pork and kimchi one, so there’s like three layers of food fusion going on there. It was pretty good though. Decent coffee too.
The boot of my car, open with a hefty pile of concrete slab pieces. There’s a blue tarp protecting the boot from the concrete pieces.
The back wheel of my car at standard ride height
A Lego game boy on its stand with the associated Lego Zelda cart
The lower left corner of a box of Lego, indicating that the model is recommended for ages 18 and up
A freshly poured concrete slab that will have a shed built on it.
A store in the food court inside kong kong airport, named Gordon Ramsay plane food to go. It seems to serve some burgers and whatnot and beer. Yawn.
The cover of the book Bad Habit, by Alana S Portero. It was translated into English by Mara Faye Lethem.
The label on a bag of bagel chips that states NO TRANS FATS.
A packet displaying Glamorous Wig, with a rainbow costume wig
The back of a dump truck, with you’re behind a hind painted on it.
A model windmill. It’s not amazing quality, but it’s fun to have.
A tin of pimenton smoked paprika
A sign for a business called A.L. Dental
Jojo the dog, looking up at the camera with a cone on. She’s not pleased about it.
A sign in an airport showing gates B1 and B1R
A bag with ‘welcome to Taiwan, have a nice trip, things went right’ written on it in big friendly letters
A bathroom with roughly painted blue walls. The blue is a primer product that is applied before tiling. There is a glass block window on the back wall, in front of an inset bathtub.
A chuddy looking bottle of wine, labelled as being AI curated, human crafted. The label is all black and ugly, as if it’s trying to be edgy. The price is considerably marked down, presumably because it’s shit and no one wants it.
a snip saying 'don't pay $19.95' above 'buy now $19.95'
a tweet from glinner, the super terf, responding to some other piece of shit thanking him for being a piece of shit, stating: sadly, even though I've defended her constantly throughout all this, JK pretends I don't exist. But thank you for the mention!
A book called ‘Avast! Pirate stories from transgender authors’
Jojo the boxer x staffy dog, curled up on a couch.
An orange 1975 Mercedes 280E with colour matched Pentastar repro wheels
An orange Mercedes 280E all cleaned and polished
Mac and cheese, cooked in a skillet
A 1974 Alfa Romeo 2000GT in French racing blue, on 14” Momo Vega wheels.
a windows 98 screenshot with black window backgrounds and red text and window borders. the startbar is aligned vertically on the right side of the screen, it's also black with red text. yes this actually from 25 years ago. that's getright, downloading the chrono cross soundtrack. i still have those files too.
A bag of coffee from Timely Coffee described as being light and bright with a sparkling acidity
A positive Covid test
Delicious pizza.