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Music arranged and conducted by "Al Capps" in all caps
Edited version of the Simpsons "Tall man in small car" bit, captioned "do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm boarding your automobile?"
Photo of an apparently handwritten note on a doormat reading "dear neighbour, just wanted to flag..."
YouTube screenshot of a slide reading "skyfaring by squirt aircraft"
Screenshot from Wikipedia: "Tár is a 2022 psychological drama film written and directed by Todd Field. Cate Blanchett stars as Lydia Tár, a world-renowned conductor, whose life unravels after she is accused of misconduct."
A black marker doodle of an owl wearing a hat and wielding a tommy gun, captioned Owl Capone
A box of eggs with the number 360 scrawled on in marker pen.
gene simmons holding a baguette and wearing a beret
Still from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet showing Wayne, who has fuzzy black hair with blue flashes at the side and is wearing a red and blue college jacket, staring gormlessly past Timothy Spall.
pine from the waist down still seated on the windowsill, showing ze is wearing black booty shorts and fishnets
Pine's blue and black hair twists chaotically upwards, too stiff and curved to be waves but too loose and chaotic to be proper curls
Pine sits with zir back to a window, wearing zir hair in rollers wrapped in a silver leopard-print scarf
An open window with a deep windowsill, where a pillow and blanket are lying next to some planters. Outside the window is a bright and cloudless sky with tenements in the distance.
Steven Universe screenshot - Steven slams his fist on the counter saying "give me the bits. The bits!"
Edited version of "deploy the boy" Tumblr post showing an image of a lizard launching from a rock. Top caption is edited to read "Employ the boy", the lizard has a blue mullet and an SIA license on his arm, and the bottom caption reads "boy: employed"
Amber Leaf tobacco
"She just like me fr" edited manga panel
Screenshot from Recolut showing a £5 transaction labelled "Subway", with the sandwich shop's logo.
Protruding business sign reads "4T4" in gold lettering
Mirror selfie shows Pine in a green checked skirt and leggings with a grey and teal band tshirt
Rear of a temporary road sign with TTSM stencilled on the back in yellow and red
MD11 fuel control panel showing displays and buttons for each fuel tank - of note is the switch labelled "TRANS" for fuel transfer.
Pine wearing a green checked skirt that somewhat matches zir blue-green hair, and a purple jumper that goes with zir shoelaces.
A plate of devilled eggs - six half-eggs surround a small glob of mayo covered in chilli powder.
Screenshot from Mom Junction explaining Lol as "an unexpected and rare diminutive" of Laurence, with reference to the Latin roots re Laurels
Still from the Shining featuring a frozen Jack Torrance
Pine holds two lighters - one bright green and the other fluorescent pink.
Selfie of Pine showing zir split-dyed hair, hot pink on one side and green on the other
Edited version of the "two cakes" fanfiction meme Panel 1 reads "People able to access safe and affordable DIY HRT" - a stick figure holding a small, plain cake looks over at a large fancy cake and says "aw man, that DIY resource over there is so much better than this new service." Panel 2 reads "People who for whatever reason cannot" - the stick figure excitedly holds up a knife and fork in front of both cakes and says "holy shit, two healthcare!"
Mirror selfie shows Blair's torso - he wears an ACDC t-shirt with the sleeves chopped off
Photo of two tuxedo cats and a laser pointer - the fluffier of the two is currently leaping for the laser while the other watches from the doorway behind.
Screenshot of petition signatures by constituency, showing most of the UK in various shades of red (3% or more of the population having signed) with a chunk of yellow sections (~0-1.5%) clustered around London
Screenshot of a news article about the new UK digital ID plans, stating that Kemi Badenoch and the conservatives will "oppose" the plans, and that Nigel Farage believes it "will give the state more power to control the British people".
Close-up of part of a pizza box, describing it as "hand-topped" and "hand-stretched"
Top-down photo of a pair of bare legs - the left is noticeably slightly wider around the ankle than the right.
Selfie showing Pine, a white non-binary transmasc. Ze is wearing a yellow print baseball cap, rainbow mesh top, battle vest and skull-printed scarf, UV-yellow mascara & blue glitter on zir face
Headless selfie showing Blair wearing a black t-shirt featuring a graphic of an airliner's artificial horizon. It indicates the plane is pitching up, and is captioned "positive attitude".
Two tuxedo cats sitting on a rug - one long haired and one short. They both look extremely distinguished.
Close-up of a round, fuzzy cactus with pink flowers beginning to bloom
Black and white photo of a collapsing gravestone, leaning on a dead tree.
Double-exposure photo of a pink flower overlaid on a statue of a mother and child.
Fern leaves hanging from a rock, on a soft-focus background
Helios 522 Final Report screenshot stating the primary direct cause of the accident was "non-recognition that the cabin pressurisation mode selector was in the manual position during performance of the pre-flight procedure, before start checklist and after takeoff checklist"