J. Kyle Pittman

@piratehearts.com

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He/him. Game Designer. Co-Founder at Minor Key Games, Senior Programmer at Gearbox. Married to @spiffysteph.bsky.social. https://linktr.ee/piratehearts

Selfie in front of the 13 Going on 30 movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Selfie in front of the movie poster for The Invite at Alamo Drafthouse
The Odyssey (4.5 stars) Faces of Death (2026) (2.5 stars) PlayTime (5 stars) The Invite (5 stars)
Selfie in front of the movie poster for The Odyssey at Alamo Drafthouse
A pan full of baked pasta shells stuffed with cheese mixtures and topped with vodka sauce and cheese and breadcrumbs.
Selfie in front of the movie poster for The Invite at Alamo Drafthouse
Selfie in front of the movie poster for Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass at Alamo Drafthouse
Selfie in front of the Evil Dead Burn movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Ingredients for lasagna arranged on the countertop, including hot Italian sausage, lasagna noodles, mozzarella and Parmesan-Reggiano and ricotta cheeses, onions, garlic, tomatoes, and fresh basil.
Zoey, a white and brown terrier-chihuahua mix, with her front paws up and her tongue hanging slightly out
Selfie in front of the Minions & Monsters movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Selfie in front of the Backrooms: Everything Must Go Edition movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Maddie's Secret (4 stars) Jackass: Best and Last (4 stars) Forbidden Fruits (1.5 stars) I Saw the TV Glow (5 stars, rewatch)
Selfie in front of the Maddie’s Secret movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Selfie with a new piercing. Not pictured: same in the other ear.
Selfie in front of the Jackass: Best and Last movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
A tabletop laid out with a finished game of Final Girl.
The same photo of Maya sitting in the kitchen cabinets, but with the Dark Souls "Join Covenant?" text at the bottom.
Initial setup of a game of Final Girl, with multiple boards and decks of cards based around a science-fiction horror theme.
Supergirl (3.5 stars) The Master (4.5 stars, rewatch) There Will Be Blood (4.5 stars, rewatch) Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (4 stars)
Selfie in front of the Supergirl movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Selfie in front of the Obsession movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Selfie in front of the Toy Story 5 movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
A still frame from the end of the video linked above. An image of a field is captioned with the text, "NO AI EVER FOR ANY REASON"
Selfie in front of the Boogie Nights movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
An email from me to myself, dated January 21, 2017. The subject line says "SotN" (Symphony of the Night) and there is no other text except the automatic signature, "Sent from my iPhone."
Zoey, a white and brown chihuahua-terrier mix, opening her mouth dramatically wide.
Assassination Nation (2 stars, rewatch) Disclosure Day (4 stars) Trainspotting (4.5 stars) Masters of the Universe (3.5 stars)
Selfie in front of the Disclosure Day movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
A cropped screenshot of the Wikipedia article on Duke Nukem Forever, displaying its EU/AU release date as June 10, 2011.
Selfie in front of the Trainspotting movie poster at Alamo Drathouse
Maya, a brown tabby cat, opening her mouth wide to yawn and appearing to have a surprised expression.
Link from Wind Waker with a wide-eyed expression, captioned "NO FAIRIES?"
Link from the Ocarina of Time remake trailer in the Yamcha death pose meme lying in the middle of a crater.
The Slackcircus He-Man meme on the big screen
Selfie in front of the Masters of the Universe movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Selfie in front of the Backrooms movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
sickos meme, a black and white cartoon illustration of a guy peering through a window and saying “YES…HA HA HA… YES!”
Backrooms (4 stars, rewatch) Backrooms (4 stars) Nesting (Peau à Peau) (2 stars) Sorry to Bother You (4.5 stars, rewatch)
Selfie in front of the Backrooms movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
The agender pride flag, with seven horizontal stripes of black, gray, white, green, white, gray, and black.
Selfie with my hair falling to the left side of my face. I'm looking up and to the left.
Selfie in front of the Backrooms movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Selfie in front of the Nesting (Peau à Peau) movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Sorry to Bother You (4.5 stars, rewatch) I Love Boosters (4.5 stars) Obsession (4.5 stars, rewatch) Is God Is (4.5 stars)
Selfie in front of the I Love Boosters movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Selfie in front of the Obsession movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Obsession (4.5 stars) Tuner (4.5 stars) The Sheep Detectives (4 stars) Hokum (4.5 stars)
The Alamo Drafthouse menu, displaying a “Mystery Merch Surprise” under the list of side sauces
Selfie in front of the Obsession movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Selfie in front of the Mystery Machine movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Selfie with 10yo in front of the movie poster for The Sheep Detectives at Alamo Drafthouse
Joaquin Phoenix as Beau Wassermann in Beau is Afraid (2023, directed by Ari Aster) frantically chugging a bottle of water in a bodega across the street from his apartment.
A block of C++ code which reads (for screen readers, program code follows): float lol = Dot(tempFwd, getAlignmentUpVector()); float BeepBoop = Abs(lol); bool bExceededMaxAngle = (bLookingUp && BeepBoop > maxDotUp) || (!bLookingUp && BeepBoop > maxDotDown);
An orange cat standing on the sidewalk with its eyes half closed, totally unbothered by a leash draped across its back. Zoey, a brown and white Chihuahua-terrier mix, is behind the cat with the leash attached to her collar.
Selfie in front of the Hokum movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
Over Your Dead Body (4 stars) Alien 3 (3 stars, rewatch) Mother Mary (3½ stars) $POSITIONS (4 stars)
Selfie in front of the Over Your Dead Body movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse
A black and white line drawing of an opossum sitting on the back of a goose in flight (artist unknown). It is captioned, “I don’t do well in situations”
Selfie in front of the Mother Mary movie poster at Alamo Drafthouse