Piss Wizard

@pisswizard.bsky.social

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/// Wife guy /// Kirby’s dad /// deck verified /// Southern California

It’s a random text message asking me if I “stand with Israel”
It's John Cena's surprise return from injury at the 2008 Royal Rumble, held at Madison Square garden.
My results from the poll are like 70% woke, 66% Neo-luddite, 58% doomer, 64% Davos, and I'm most like Claudia Sheinbaum, the president of Mexico.
I’m on the waitlist for the steam machine.
It’s Siri not recognizing Mr Do!
It’s Homer Simpson sitting at a computer that says “to start press any key”
Kirby, the brown American shorthair is standing on the floor, looking at the camera. He appears small in the frame.
It’s a fucking cybertruck in like a lake or the ocean or something. Submerged and useless.
A screenshot of a Facebook ad for probably some match-three game depicting a scenario where a man, woman, and child are on a raft made of logs and the woman is visibly farting. It’s got the stink lines and everything.
A picture of Demi Moore with the caption: Demi Moore Says Hollywood Must 'Find Ways' to Work With Al: To Fight It Is to Fight' a 'Battle We Will Lose'
It’s a mason jar full of Diet Coke with a lot of ice, next to a Diet Coke bottle.
A screenshot from Apple Music playing the song “Kittens (r31_for2026)” by the band Underworld.
Kirby in his carrier with the top open.
Kirby, an American shorthair cat, is pensively lying on an exam table in a vet’s office. He appears suspicious and kind of anxious.
It’s Rudy looking unhinged while standing at a microphone.
The Japanese cover art of R4: Ridge Racer Type 4
It’s Warren
It’s a picture of David Cross from the HBO sketch comedy series Mr Show wearing a t-shirt that says “Shut up bitch!” The implication is that I’m telling the person I’m quoting to shut up. It’s a meme.
A headline that says “Iran talks to resume this weekend without Vance”
A screenshot of the Apple Music app playing Closer (Nine Inch Noize version)
A tweet from Laura Loomer that says in all caps “WOKE MARXIST POPE”
It’s 6 blue jello eggs in a small container.
Kirby the American shorthair cat appears wet and disheveled-looking on a rug in front of a screen door. He looks wide-eyed and slightly surprised.
Kirby, an American shorthair cat is laying next to his food bowl, clearly affected by the sedation. He looks much more scruffy than normal for him.
A steel carabiner attached to the looped end of a black rope on a blue tile table.